Who can get it
Fuck. Only girl I ever had feelings for was a red head. Stacie. I was as in love with her as one can be without actually crossing over into being in love. Laughed at me about my feelings in front of many out of nowhere one day and that was the end of my showing any affection, at all, ever.
Don't feel bad. I was like that about a girl once. She was the girl my room mate, Ben, dumped. I fell for her, while she was riding away on her bike, crying, in her sheer summer mini dress with boy hair cut. She turned around and looked at him, so vulnerable, completely open. I fell hard.
She didn't understand that's why I was avoiding her. Kept flaking out on things, because I didn't want her to laugh at me. So she started hating me.
I just didn't act the right way, because it was new territory.
She still doesn't know, I was nuts about her.
Every body screws up the first time, pepper.
Fuck. Only girl I ever had feelings for was a red head. Stacie. I was as in love with her as one can be without actually crossing over into being in love. Laughed at me about my feelings in front of many out of nowhere one day and that was the end of my showing any affection, at all, ever.
Yeah I like some Gingers. The only Red Head I had feelings for I had am emotional relationship with behind her boyfriends back, and they both lived with me pretty much in my bedroom at my dads place, and we all dealt drugs together, and I felt really guilty that I couldn't sleep. Then she did some stuff with our dealer which was even more awkward Then she moved away, after that me and her boyfriend became like brothers. Those were the days.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
See, now, that's the sum of my experiences with most of my relationships. Guys who have a deep emotional connection with the same girl would probably be best friends otherwise. Makes for a good uncomfortable, unspoken competition.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I can cook. For a living and at home like, every day.
I can make sushi although it's hard as hell.
Manly man points for working in a rock quarry.
Genius IQ but not showy. I gotta use it enough in the damn lab.
But I'm a jerk too and I'm not huge.
Redheads with paper white skin can get it.
Girls who can read pace notes can get it.
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Audreythirteen, I think he is trying to holler at you.
Aww, that's cute!
There are some poker players that have a Sam Rockwell swagger. There are a greater amount of oddballs of the John Nash persuasion.
Not likely. He's gay.
Actually, I lied. Josh Homme could probably get it.
Every body screws up the first time, pepper.
She's not the only person I've loved, just the only girl.
My boyfriend is a red head but aside from him they definitely cannot get it.
That redhead on Homeland could get it, fo sho.
Haha, yeah, I was gonna post that as well.
Yeah, Brody would get it.
Whatever Whore!
Oh yeah! Damien Lewis, he can get it. I forgot about him.
I have such a crush on this ginger and I don't know why.
Farmboy! Ugh! I liked Freddie in generation 2.
Alo's my #1, but I did havea thing for Cooke as well. Freddy was too crazy.
As opposed to Cook?
I liked Chris. And I like him even better as Gendry in Game of Thrones.
Oh yeah! I Was so excited when he was Gendry. I just hopped up and down going "It's Chris! It's Chris!"
Yeah!! It's Chris!! It's Chris!!
I liked it when Gendry would take his shirt off so I guess I agree.
Oh, yeah.
I can get it?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Someone who will rub my back
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
The two vaguely Middle Eastern guys who sit next to me in my economics class could get it under the right circumstances, probably. They both play soccer which I'm into and they both suck at the class and are often asking me to help them which makes me feel smart which I'm even more into.
The fact that the hotter of the two is definitely mildly misogynistic is a fact rendered adorable because we're doing a mock trial next week and our case involves a husband suing his wife for not staying home with the kids enough (Why are we doing a mock trial in this class? Is this "case" even based on something from reality? Why are the extra credit assignments to sign up for a 5-K or write a two page paper about the economic impact of sexting? Does my economics professor secretly hate economics or did she just run out of dollar-y, graph-the-slope-y things to teach?) and I'm playing the wife, and The-Guy-I-Overheard-Say-"If-girl-isn't-cooking-what-the-hell-she-do? is my lawyer. He was all, "I done understand what we argue about but we gone win this, right?" And I was like "RIGHT" and wrote his opening statement for him because my god, I can tell this is a goofball of an assignment but I don't want to lose this. Then what will I have left? A failing grade and a life spending time with my imaginary children? Fuck that. I don't even like those kids. That's why I'm in the bar from 4 to 2. I'm gonna say I was working but nope, it was the bar. Not even drinking. Just hiding.
What I'm saying is, I'm attracted to him but I don't know why.
A general form of neggin'.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm going to neg you right in the face.
It would work, too.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
By "neg" I meant "stab."
I can't say any more without my attorney present.
Awww... But... I can make sushi! I must be doing something wrong.
Maybe I should just demand cooking skills from you. Seems to work for your attorney.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Objection! Sushi skills only count after the resulting evidence has been consumed by the counsel.
What if I just went around saying clueless law and order-y things when we hung out? Would you still want to get it? I'm betting that would bother you enough to not even want to get in my docket anymore. So case closed.
There should be an old times version of Law and Order called Lawr N Ohdah where they wear wigs and have witch trials and shit.
That beautiful, future Emmy winner of a show could get it.
What I'm saying is, I'm attracted to him but I don't know why.
It's quite simple. You are trying to use the logical part of your brain to rationalize an emotion. Paul McClain's Triune Brain Theory at its finest.
Also I think Lib was right to tease you using Pickup Artist terms. You feeling this way is what they bank on.
I have to feed your lawyer? Move to strike my previous statement!
Objection. Speculative.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Isn't that on BBC?
How does one cook sushi?
Thread Closed!
This is why we can't have nice things.
You have to cook the rice part,though. And the fried part on those dancing dragon things.
Bearded and broken boys with tattoos can get it.
Also, I didn't say I cooked sushi. I might wanna deep fry that mamma-jamma, though. Although, I can only ever eat like two pieces of fried sushi before feeling like the fatty that I'll never be.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Thread Closed!
tempura rolls are cooked.
I'm a boy, I have a beard, I think I have a concussion and do have a messed up hip, and I have tattoos
This guy. YES.
YES.
Also this guy:
Tempura is not sushi.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh nice, Irina!
He was so good in Shallow Grave.
yes
he isn't even anywhere close to what I normally find attractive but I just can't seem to get over it, at all. It has been like fifteen years.
*swoon*
It's the smile. *oh my god the smile*
ludwig´s cousin looks like a french version of edward norton. and he´s single these days !
aahhhhhhhh
I'm not single. Don't tell me these things. It is just mean.
I think it is also because he looks like a real person, not a prettied up perfect celebrity.
My ex husband looks like Ed Norton.
Maria Brink could definitely get it..... all day long.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Which one ? If it's the one I think it is, he's more a John Cusack type.
Tilda already got it.
This is why we can't have nice things.