Who can get it

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_
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Poker... But I know how to play.
And I used to play the trumpet in middle school, beginning of high school but didn't have a passion for it.

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I played trombone for years. Still do from time to time.

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Trumpet and trombone?
You guys should start a ska band!
A Hot Culty Ska Band.
Can't think of any girls in a ska band.
hmmm...I've got dibs on the rhythm guitar (mostly because I need the work).

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I'm thinking about making this thread really creepy and naming specifically which of you can get it. I'll have to get drunk first.

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Get drunk!
and I love Ska. We need more 2tone.

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I don't get it.

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Well you just need to put yourself out there and you might

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I don't even remember.

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Noahrm23 wrote:
Well you just need to put yourself out there and you might

if I put myself out there, I'd get divorced
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Oh well than chances are you are getting some. Atleast more than some of us.

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has anyone listed intelligent yet?

that one is pretty important.

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yeah i think we have.

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I haven't actually see a lot of traits that usually strike my notice written in here.

But it is usually more subtle things that catch my eye, or things I won't bother saying out loud right here.

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ha here is one, that shows just how settled down my life is:

If you wash the dishes just because they need done. Definitely gonna get it.

(now someone tell him)

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
Australian accents. They get it.

not the scuzzy can't understand you mumbly ones, however.

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I don't know why I put this here.

OhwaityeahIdo.

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pepper wrote:
has anyone listed intelligent yet?

that one is pretty important.

Fuck that nobody cares if these hoes are smart. Only thing a mutha fucca care about is, does the pussy stank? is the pussy tight? and can I have some? All these bitches can get the dicc.

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Eeeek!^

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123fakestreet wrote:
Fuck that nobody cares if these hoes are smart. Only thing a mutha fucca care about is, does the pussy stank? is the pussy tight? and can I have some? All these bitches can get the dicc.

I think I just found my new tattoo (I'll file this one under silly)
That's an endearing first post btw
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He'll be sticking around for sure. Go play nice, and make some friends.

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123fakestreet wrote:
Only thing a mutha fucca care about is, does the pussy stank? is the pussy tight? and can I have some?

Sigworthy?

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Does that mean I can getit?

Socially Awkward Penguin can get it

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I'm thinking you already got it.

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BRB I have to go ask an old white guy if it was rape or not

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With old white guys, it's always rape.

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Unless they die with your name in their will.

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I guess I stand corrected?

Or did he just confirm my point?

I'm confused.

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I like bloke's practical intelligence.

Oh, oh, that reminds me...

Blokes in their mechanics uniform. They can get it. Oh boy.

I got sidetracked.

Blokes who are so smartypants intelligent they're arrogant. They can't get it.

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Guys way smarter/more cultivated than me can get it.

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Manly men can get it.

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I played poker for a JOB. And I probably will be again soon.

I can cook. For a living and at home like, every day.
I can make sushi although it's hard as hell.

Manly man points for working in a rock quarry.

Genius IQ but not showy. I gotta use it enough in the damn lab.

But I'm a jerk too and I'm not huge.

Redheads with paper white skin can get it.
Girls who can read pace notes can get it.
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Federov wrote:
Genius IQ but not showy. I gotta use it enough in the damn lab.

Do something genius-y.

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All the professional Poker players I've ever met have been very socially awkward and creepy.

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Federov wrote:
Genius IQ but not showy. I gotta use it enough in the damn lab.
Girls who can read pace notes can get it.
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labelleza wrote:
Federov wrote:
Genius IQ but not showy. I gotta use it enough in the damn lab.

Do something genius-y.

Guys who can post image links without screwing-up can get it.

Christina Hendricks can get all of it.

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Federov wrote:
I played poker for a JOB. And I probably will be again soon.

I can cook. For a living and at home like, every day.
I can make sushi although it's hard as hell.

Manly man points for working in a rock quarry.

Genius IQ but not showy. I gotta use it enough in the damn lab.

But I'm a jerk too and I'm not huge.

Redheads with paper white skin can get it.
Girls who can read pace notes can get it.
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Audreythirteen, I think he is trying to holler at you.
Aww, that's cute!

There are some poker players that have a Sam Rockwell swagger. There are a greater amount of oddballs of the John Nash persuasion.

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Lets just all agree hot people can get it, etc.

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A lot of hot girls just can't get it. It's just not enough sometimes. It's not even necessary at other times.

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If someone doesnt read, they cant get it.
But if a person can keep up with my bullshit, chances are they can get it.

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Redheads.
Girls with accents.
Pale girls.
But also darker skin tones too?

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Not redheads.

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I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.
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No one under 21 can get it...anymore.

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Red headed females can get it.

Fuck. Only girl I ever had feelings for was a red head. Stacie. I was as in love with her as one can be without actually crossing over into being in love. Laughed at me about my feelings in front of many out of nowhere one day and that was the end of my showing any affection, at all, ever.

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What a jerk.

audreythirteen wrote:
No one under 21 can get it...anymore.

That's smart. That generation sucks.

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yeah. Jerk.

I have a couple pictures of her still...

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labelleza wrote:
What a jerk.
audreythirteen wrote:
No one under 21 can get it...anymore.

That's smart. That generation sucks.


That and I would babysit that generation so it's really weird. That 17 year old implied I was a cougar but I still couldn't stop laughing at how persistent he was at hitting on me anyway.
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Hahaha. He can't get it.

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He kept thinking he could but yeah he will not get it.

Also, married men cannot get it.

Totally available dude that is family oriented can get it.

Mama's boys though, cannot get it....well they can get it but not for long.

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Federov wrote:
Redheads with paper white skin can get it.

Tilda loves you too.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.