Who can get it
Dudes who cook can get it.
Especially something exotic like sushi.
People who overuse catchphrases ripped off from that one rap song they know, they cannot get it.
And if I'm being honest, it's really about that video. But that's not thread worthy anymore since we have the WHAT DID YOU FIND ON THE INTERNET thread. I forgot what it feels like to make a thread though and I wanted to do it so here we are.
Fuck it, this is a mess. I'm giving up on this thread.
Haha, this feels like the good old days where we just did random shit and nobody even remotely paid attention.
Women with British or Australian accents. They get it.
Get what? A culinary license?
Malaria.
Girls who flip their hair can get it.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Guys with amazing smiles can get it.
Girls who can sing, even just decently.
Girls who own a guinea pig, a rabbit, and/or a loris.
Girls who're into Rise Against (they're not my favorite band, but girls that listen to them are generally way more fun than girls who prefer to listen to System of a Down or The Strokes, which I consider to be my favorites). Also, girls that sing along to Blink 182 and Sum 41 with me. Hell, even the Grease soundtrack.
Girls that run the Spartan race just for fun.
They can get it.
Girls who consider getting black out drunk at bars a good time.
Girls who're too polite.
Girls who like smoking out all the time.
Girls who are uninterested in analyzing movies/shows/books.
They can't get it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Girls who play just about any instrument well are good to go.
Violin would be... oh man... yeah. That.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I used to commute on the same train as this girl that always had a violin and I could never find the courage to talk to her. That was years ago and I am still disappointed.
Guys who read... oh yes they get it.
Too bad.
Drummers, they can get it.
I've never had this thing for musicians.
Have you ever had a musician?
Yes, but not because he was one.
Guys who like to drink whiskey, like fine dining, and open the door for me can get it.
(I think I need a southern gentleman...like Jack Daniels)
I know a Jack Daniel. For reals.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Is he hot? Does he have an amazing smile, drink whiskey, and like to eat fancy?
Any guy who has some kind of awesome talent and a kind of tortured genius thing, he can get it.
I get it.
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I can't get it, apparently.
The last time I saw him was years ago and he had long hair, drank tons of whiskey, and ummm, yeah that's about all I remember (college). I just looked him up and he looks so much different... SPAM!
I'm gonna take that link down after you look because I'd feel bad leaving it up for too long.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
We can't see anything anyway.
As long as we're stereotyping, girls who play the violin for long enough are always super full of themselves even if they're dorky and don't seem like it at first.
And...
Hahahahahahahaha...
Unless they call it a fiddle.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Oh, well nevermind.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
french accents get it.
Guys with stupid tattoos can't get it.
Guys with silly tattoos can.
Drummers and Guitarist can definitely get it.
Men with a sexy eyes and nice mouth can get it.
Whatever Whore!
Oh! Get the dick! Haha I get it now. Iiiiiii get it!
Guys with silly tattoos can.
I have tattoos for all occasions - stupid, silly, ugly, just plain weird. It's self-immolation-as-hobby.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Guys who can say it all with an eyebrow raise.
Like The Rock?
Guys with silly tattoos can.
I have tattoos for all occasions - stupid, silly, ugly, just plain weird. It's self-immolation-as-hobby.
I like that, though. You shouldn't take anything too seriously, even if it's permanent.
Also if you say "delish" you can never, throughout all of time and space, get it.
Sure.
Bonjour
Bonjour
Guys who can get it-
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.
But, I'm married now. So at least 1/4 of that is out the window.
Yeah that sounds like an ideal man right there. I wouldn't just give it to that guy, I'd marry him or lock him in my basement.
Seriously though, guys who give thoughtful gifts can get it.
Thoughtful gifts are like manna.
You have a bad day and he shows up with your favorite cheap wine, some pizza and sits down to enjoy a movie, while cuddling.
And this dude, Max Minghella CAN GET IT, if anything ever happens to my husband (god forbid).
or this guy, Jay Baruchel
I have a type. My husband knows. On a good day, he looks like the older version.
Although he is actually approximately the same age as those guys. Oddly enough my family is more weirded out than his family, about the age difference.
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.
Hello...
(Not even kidding. Aside from about 2 of those, that IS me)
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.
Hello...
(Not even kidding. Aside from about 2 of those, that IS me)
Right on!
Which 2?
Please, don't say - corny jokes. A corny joke goes a long way, with a lady. She may roll her eyes, but it breaks the ice.
Appreciate all types of music.
Wins at poker most of the time, but doesn't always because he just loves the game and wants others to win too.
Likes sports.
Attempts to stay positive in f'd up situations.
Enjoys ethnic food.
Reads.
Follow film culture, somewhat.
Plays an instrument with skill and passion.
Believes "..all things in moderation."
Knows how to cook at least one thing well.
Has a few corny jokes always ready.
Culture tolerant.
Wears normal fit jeans.
Hello...
(Not even kidding. Aside from about 2 of those, that IS me)
Right on!
Which 2?
Please, don't say - corny jokes. A corny joke goes a long way, with a lady. She may roll her eyes, but it breaks the ice.
You obviously don't know Mike.
Hah!
Okay then my next guess is poker and...
normal jeans?
Is this a thread about the arbitrary things that help you decide who you sleep with? Gross.
Girls who make that jerk off hand gesture cannot get it. Also, boston accents.