Which Chuck character would you MOST LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH?

na man...i will always be about marla.....i'd love her to just take me and hate fuck me.

Definitely, Paige Marshall, as she has no problem getting it on anywhere, even a chapel, and we all know that crazy chicks are always great in the sack, and well... she's either crazy or something else by the end of "Choke", we never find out, and if her madonna/whore complex runs that deep she's got to be pathologically mind-fuckable to the extreme. Plus there's the glasses and her hair up and the way the skin in the part of her hair and behind her ears is like the flesh of her moist, furry bathing-suit area, and then there's the whole thing with the shape of her ears, and yeah... either her or Denny's stripper girlfriend or the stoned milkmaid or Nico, the sex addict, or the mile-high chick on the airplane from the chapter that was also in Playboy, or... well...

I have to get in line with Brock on this one. Paige is the girl your mom warned you about and the state locked up for your own protection.

I am always attracted to insane women (or at leats women with one or more mental problems they have to seek out quacks and meds for). Why? Because the sex is outrageous. Personal experience in my life can attest to this.

I second Housh on that one, Fertility would definately be my number one choice, but I'd fuck just about all the female characters in Chuck's books, cept for Ida Mancini, that's just sick.

i'd have to say fertility, she'd already know how good i was

Achtung! This will sound very bland and as if I never read the book. In truth my memory is a sieve, its horrible, its annoying, its a problem. I think I need ginseng. Anyways:

The model friend of the main character. I hope there was a friend I am almost sure there was one. Damn I need to read the book again.

I forgot to say from Invisible Monsters.

na man..marla..although she has many problems....screwing your brains out isn't one of them.....it's a broken wing concept..she's so fucked up.

twosmokingbarre,
i believe the name you were looking for was Evie.

SUPERNAUT!
great song.

i gotta go with miss marla singer.
she is my queen bee.

The Fertility from Choke. God, that part where he had to play the
burglar was the funniest shit ever.

Mona.

She shaves.

Brock has it down with the Paige thing. Hair up, glasses...
a nice bit of role-playing, even if she is nuts. Yeah...

I've had enough Marlas and Paiges in my life already. Fertility.
Totally.

Shannon from Monsters. She was probably REALLY hot before the jaw thing. Plus her body has got to be pure gold.

Hey, at least she won't talk!

yeah, yeah, whatever

Why is it all guys answering this thread? Just wondering...

I would guess because all the chicks want to fuck Tyler, and that would make the question rhetorical... hmmmm... yeah... that's the ticket...

I suppose as Tyler famously fucks the way every guy wants to fuck, it is kinda retorical.

If it isn't for the fact that i'd be sligtly afraid of where he's been, I'd say Victor. Just because his personality seems the most like mine.

*looks up*

i think that may be the most frightening thing I've ever said.

marla... i got a thing for short women with black hair

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Odd-Reigh [/i]
[B]If it isn't for the fact that i'd be sligtly afraid of where he's been, I'd say Victor.[/B][/QUOTE]

HAHAHA. You're afraid of where Tyler's been... while Victor has nailed every female he's come into contact with.

Ironic.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]HAHAHA. You're afraid of where Tyler's been... while Victor has nailed every female he's come into contact with.

Ironic. [/B][/QUOTE]

Uhm...

can you tell me where you saw any mention of tyler in my post? :confused:

'cause, you know.. i wrote it, and i can't see it.

i was talking about Victor.

As should have been evident by the use of his name in the sentence. :rolleyes:

ZING!

Hmmm, as Joe the Coat observed, there has been a preponderence of replies from the male of the species (with the exception of Odd-Reigh and, well, me--who started the thread). Why aren't there more ladies out there answering this question?!

And Fucko, what's wrong with Ida Mancini? You could do interesting things with pudding.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ByuTfLSnowflake [/i]
[B]You could do interesting things with pudding. [/B][/QUOTE]

So
Many
Visuals.

MUST.BURN.RETINAS!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

i'd sleep with Mona. Yeah baby.

Definitely Paige, but i guess pretty much all of his characters are interesting enough to fuck in one way or another.

[SIZE=3]I can't believe no one's said Tracy, the chick from the airplane!!![/SIZE]

That's one of the hottest scenes I've read in a book, ever.

Correction, ByuTflSnowflake...

Originally posted by Brock Landers on Page 1 of this very topic:

"Definitely, Paige Marshall, as she has no problem getting it on anywhere, even a chapel, and we all know that crazy chicks are always great in the sack, and well... she's either crazy or something else by the end of "Choke", we never find out, and if her madonna/whore complex runs that deep she's got to be pathologically mind-fuckable to the extreme. Plus there's the glasses and her hair up and the way the skin in the part of her hair and behind her ears is like the flesh of her moist, furry bathing-suit area, and then there's the whole thing with the shape of her ears, and yeah... either her or Denny's stripper girlfriend or the stoned milkmaid or Nico, the sex addict, OR THE MILE HIGH CHICK ON THE AIRPLANE FROM THE CHAPTER THAT WAS ALSO IN PLAYBOY, or... well..."

Thanks for giving her a name though... Defintely a great scenario in the story...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Housh [/i]
[B]Fertility....but i'd use protection. [/B][/QUOTE]

A .38 would do...

DUH!

Sorry Brock, I stand corrected! I can't believe I missed that. Please feel free to pimp-slap me for the oversight.

Anyway, hot, HOT chapter. I look for any excuse to contemplate that episode again.

Well, Brock, now *that's* the side of you I'd like to hear more from!

I'm actually very good, but where I'm from spankings are rewards not punishments!

god i don't know really. Paige sounds like pretty juicy hotness, and Feritlity is just, wow. but i'm thinking the chick who got the beads stuck in victor's butt in Choke. sounds erotically disgusting, no?

you are strange, strange people is all i can say.

Well, I've only read Choke & Survivor and seen Fight Club, so blah. My choices are limited and I still can't even make the decision.

I suppose Marla or Fertility. Paige I'd probably be more interested in actually hooking up with.

I'd fuck that girl who always handed Victor her underware whenever they met.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by twosmokingbarre [/i]
[B]Achtung! This will sound very bland and as if I never read the book. In truth my memory is a sieve, its horrible, its annoying, its a problem. I think I need ginseng. Anyways:

The model friend of the main character. I hope there was a friend I am almost sure there was one. Damn I need to read the book again.

I forgot to say from Invisible Monsters. [/B][/QUOTE]

Wasn't she really a he? But, hey, do what you want.

Ah, what the hell... Chloe.

Gwen from Choke/the one who has the rape perfection in her head/my fucking idol

Denny and Victor but at least 24 hours apart (thats the rule that seperates the hedonists from the sluts

tyler. i don't care that he's not "real." NONE of these characters are real.

nico from choke

DEF. paige. an marla's kinda creepy...

Kitty is right. There is no other answer to this question beyond Tyler.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]...but at least 24 hours apart (thats the rule that seperates the hedonists from the sluts) [/B][/QUOTE]

Heh. Oops.

[QUOTE]Kitty is right. There is no other answer to this question beyond Tyler.[/QUOTE]

heeellllll yeeeeahhhh....

chloe and marla. no doubt about it. yum.