"Where's that Joe Brock?"

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Mr. Brown
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Just saw yer MR. MAJESTYK post. Fuck it dude, let's bury the hatchet, whaddaya say? Not that we were at war or anything.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Just saw yer MR. MAJESTYK post. Fuck it dude, let's bury the hatchet, whaddaya say? Not that we were at war or anything.

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Interesting about the Joe Brock thing... I am a big fan of Midnight Cowboy too...

[img]http://www.cinequest.org/98/photos/midnight.jpg[/img] Hooey Booy! Where's that Joe Brock, boy! Damn right! All these rich ladies want the Joe Brock!

What hatchet? Dehumanization is waaaaay overrated!

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What's your age is what I'm wondering. (no sarcasm) I'm twentyfive.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]What's your age is what I'm wondering. (no sarcasm) I'm twentyfive.[/QUOTE]

13 going on 29...

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown][IMG]http://www19.big.or.jp/~k_kiku/column/image/image_deathwish/deathwish2_ld.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

don't be fucking with Charles Bronson, yo... that just ain't right! Bronson is jesuschrist and buddha and davidkoresh all in one!

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Who says I be fucking with Bronson?

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And now....

They're all dead.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Who says I be fucking with Bronson?[/QUOTE]

I don't know who says it, man, but let's get those fuckers!

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we can be dead Charles Bronson's secret service!

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I still need to get the uncut DEATH WISH 2 and 3.

Here's what someone else said about them:

[QUOTE]Personally, I really like DW2 for its outright mean-spiritedness and heavy-handed brutality. It's so mean, in fact, that it's funny, at least to me.

DW1 is a straighter, more thoughtfully structured installement of the series -- and a pretty good adaptation of the Brian Garfield novel. Director Winner is rarely subtle, but DW1 is comparatively subtle for a Winner flick. Again, the brutality (and I confess: I love impeccably executed silver screen brutality) is right up there with the best and the rape scene featuring Jeff Goldblum is sublime (as screen rape scenes go).

DW3 is, as Miles said, ludicrous, but I like its ludicrousness very much. All logic is shot out the window in this installement and Bronson's baiting of the bad guys has to be seen to be believed and then appreciated for the insanity it is. The violence is more Wild West-style than outright nasty like it is in DW2. Still, DW3 is worth a purchase and well worth watching when the the relatives drop in.
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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I still need to get the uncut DEATH WISH 2 and 3.

Here's what someone else said about them:[/QUOTE]

Uncut? Wait, are you sure about that? These days every movie gets rumored to have supercool uncut shit, but it doesn't. I own death wish 1-4 on vhs and theyare just the regular versions and good to see, but I never heard of no uncut...

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The US DVD of DW2 is indeed cut, so is the R2 UK. The R3 HK disc is uncut but hard-to-find. I think the R4 Aus is also uncut. Perhaps the other Euro R2's are uncut.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown][QUOTE]The US DVD of DW2 is indeed cut, so is the R2 UK. The R3 HK disc is uncut but hard-to-find. I think the R4 Aus is also uncut. Perhaps the other Euro R2's are uncut.[/QUOTE]

Dude, justwatch the movie already. There is always bogus rumours flying around about phantom uncut foreign discs that no one has. It's part of the whole dvd buzz crap. It's all nonsense. And super-pretentious. I guarantee once you got the uncut version and compared it to the cut version, you'd be like what's all the fuss about?

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Why does everything with you gotta turn into an attack? Get off the high horse. Shit man.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Why does everything with you gotta turn into an attack? Get off the high horse. Shit man.[/QUOTE]

No attack, I am just anti-dvd pretentiousness...

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Well, as a filmmaker, I'd rather see the full uncut director's vision. And most of it's not pretentiousness, it's the fucking ratingsboard that are fucking it up for us.

Anyways.

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And besides, the info I gave isn't a rumour, it's all confirmed.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Well, as a filmmaker, I'd rather see the full uncut director's vision. And most of it's not pretentiousness, it's the fucking ratingsboard that are fucking it up for us.

Anyways.[/QUOTE]

It's absolutely pretentious. Filmmaker or not, thinking an uncut version is automatically better just because it's longer. A lot of films are better off being cut. Besides, have you ever actually seen in person an uncut version of Death Wish II? I doubt it, since they don't fucking exist! It's more internet bullshit lies and hype! There is only one version of Death wish II! It's just you fell for the typical crap pretentious bullshit that DVD snobs love to spread! OMFG! RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK 4 HOUR DIRECTOR'S CUT IS ON SPECIAL EDITION EUROPEAN ANEMIA DVD!

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whenever i see 'Directors Cut" i see "We Want to Try to Squeeze out a few more Pesos if we Can by releasing Another Edition that fanatic fans will buy as well " id say 99% of movies made today anyway the director dont have any 'artistic vision' about how to do them

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]whenever i see 'Directors Cut" i see "We Want to Try to Squeeze out a few more Pesos if we Can by releasing Another Edition that fanatic fans will buy as well " id say 99% of movies made today anyway the director dont have any 'artistic vision' about how to do them[/QUOTE]

I tend to agree withthat logic... most movies don't need a "director's cut" and are basically better without them. It all stems from laserdiscs. Back in the day, people talked about mytholgical laserdiscs existing yet no one saw them ever, then dvds came along and at first they sucked and had no extras, and then it was like OOOOOOH DIRECTOR'S CUT! and then OH MY GOODNESS! DELETED SCENES! and now it's like every fucking movie, no matter how shitty or stupid, has a zillion deleted scenes that are all worthless and usually just extended takes and fifty fucking technical boring commentaries and a gigazoonal amounts of fucking useless teaser trailers and poster art andfrench fucking subtitles for the hearing impaired frenchies! Fuck them!

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There's just no sense in talking to you Brock. Whenever someone brings up 'a' subject, you just run on into one of your tantrums and we're just supposed to follow you in your 'beliefs'.

That's the last time I tried to spark a decent conversation with you.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]There's just no sense in talking to you Brock. Whenever someone brings up 'a' subject, you just run on into one of your tantrums and we're just supposed to follow you in your 'beliefs'.

That's the last time I tried to spark a decent conversation with you.[/QUOTE]

You reallyneed to stop wearing your emotions on your sleeve. also, I don't throw tantrums about everything.. just some things... the point being, you tell me I can't hold a decent conversation JUST BECAUSE you disagree with my views. What... I'm not supposed to have an opinion about dvds or dvd snobs or dvd rumors on the internet? You're the one who can't have a "decent" conversation, as if conversations are only legal if they are "decent". This ain't miss manners academy, dude. This isn't fucking debate club. This is a discussion board. I can discuss shit without being "decent', whatever the fuck "decent' means...

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can I just pipe in and put my foot in my mouth and my nose where it doesn't belong and say who the fuck wants to participate in a thread where the first guy is all

[I]I love a movie![/I]

and the second guy goes

[I]yeah me too![/I]

and then the first guy say

[I]Its really good![/I]

and the second guy says

[I]yeah it sure is![/I]

and then they fuck each other in the ass because agreeing is so fun!!

and the thread dies cause what in the hell are ya gonna talk about if you ALREADY AGREE ON EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING????

I never understood why poeple don't like to debate, discuss, argue the valid points of or passionately defend their point of view. No one is trying to convert you here, no one is saying that you have to think like them, its just like [I]oh really? well here's my take on that subject[/I]... and that can go on and on for days. thats what talking about stuff is about. its not stroking each other off cause yer exactly the same and everything is fucking sunshine and peppermint patties and bestest of friends forever...

whew! kay I feel better now.

who wants to argue with me about argueing?

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[SIZE=5]Please[/SIZE] don't bump this thread up anymore, I can't get that "Everyone's talkin' at me" song out of my heaad because of it Sad

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Everybody's talking at me
I don't hear a word they're saying
Only the echoes of my mind

People stopping staring
I can't see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes

I'm going where the sun keeps shining
Thru' the pouring rain
Going where the weather suits my clothes
Banking off of the North East wind
Sailing on a summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone

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