...When You Stick A Wet Finger In Someones What?

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 04:43

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

Meredith wants to give this guy more than just a million dollars.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 05:05

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

I'd make a joke about you, Six, but for guilt!

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 07:18

Imke

From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

Poor desperate woman! She needs to get laid.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 07:34

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

I didn't know you could say "horny old woman" on television!

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 07:37

Imke

From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

I was actually wondering about how appropriate all that would be on American television.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 07:44

ScarecrowJack

From: London

Joined: 04/03/2008

Sex and money. Together at last!

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 09:03

RandomStranger

From: The Land of Ports

Joined: 11/15/2005

That was actually more amusing than I thought it was going to be. Side note: the one time I was forced at gunpoint to sit down and watch The View, I learned that she doesn't wear underwear.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:19

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

Regis would never be so unprofessional.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 13:39

bongasaurus

and then, and then, and then

From: Las Vegas

Joined: 08/14/2009

i hate feeling embarrassed for other people.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 13:45

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

I'd do her.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 14:47

#10

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

You're Everything I Thought I Never Wanted

From: New York, Live, It's Saturday Night!

Joined: 07/23/2006

She sent women back a couple decades.

"Stick it anywhere you want."

Sheesh, show some professionalism.

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Tuffy wrote:

I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 15:26

#11

welcomeghosts

Pepe Silvia

From: Virginia

Joined: 10/12/2009

"Old, horny woman."

Regis would be rolling over in his grave. Is he dead yet?

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 15:31

#12

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Smartazboy wrote:

I'd do her.

I came in here three times waiting for you. I was afraid to say it alone.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 15:32

#13

Brother Supremo

fistula-in-ano-a-go-go!!!

From: houstits, texass

Joined: 12/18/2003

Smartazboy wrote:

I'd do her.

Yeah, at certain angles, I'd wanna fuck the shit outta her.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 15:45

#14

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

You're Everything I Thought I Never Wanted

From: New York, Live, It's Saturday Night!

Joined: 07/23/2006

Well now that the stigma is removed.. no point in saying that I'd do her to next July now!

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Tuffy wrote:

I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 15:49

#15

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Wait, I don't want to anymore if it's gonna get cool.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 15:52

#16

welcomeghosts

Pepe Silvia

From: Virginia

Joined: 10/12/2009

If lovin' Meredith is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women's cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought: stay.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:15

#17

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

i did her.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:31

#18

RandomStranger

From: The Land of Ports

Joined: 11/15/2005

He did. I know, because I was there, doing her too.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:35

#19

christipants

From: Dallas, TX

Joined: 09/22/2009

I just want to hear the guy say he feels the need, the need for speed and give Meredith a real Top Gun high five.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:39

#20

audreythirteen

Lick the barrel of my gun once I'm done just so I can feel again

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

welcomeghosts wrote:

"Old, horny woman."

Regis would be rolling over in his grave. Is he dead yet?

This made me laugh

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:39

#21

LeHaHi

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From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

I fucking LOVE meredith. that was the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:49

#22

Jenny Jam

From: New York.

Joined: 09/03/2009

o lord. don't you hate it when you're embarassed FOR someone.

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Wed, 10/14/2009 - 22:32

#23

welcomeghosts

Pepe Silvia

From: Virginia

Joined: 10/12/2009

audreythirteen wrote:

welcomeghosts wrote:

"Old, horny woman."

Regis would be rolling over in his grave. Is he dead yet?

This made me laugh

Smile <3

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And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women's cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought: stay.