...When You Stick A Wet Finger In Someones What?

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writemetolife
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Meredith wants to give this guy more than just a million dollars.

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I'd make a joke about you, Six, but for guilt!

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Poor desperate woman! She needs to get laid.

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writemetolife
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I didn't know you could say "horny old woman" on television!

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I was actually wondering about how appropriate all that would be on American television.

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Sex and money. Together at last!

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That was actually more amusing than I thought it was going to be. Side note: the one time I was forced at gunpoint to sit down and watch The View, I learned that she doesn't wear underwear.

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Regis would never be so unprofessional.

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i hate feeling embarrassed for other people.

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I'd do her.

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She sent women back a couple decades.

"Stick it anywhere you want."

Sheesh, show some professionalism.

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"Old, horny woman."

Regis would be rolling over in his grave. Is he dead yet?

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Smartazboy wrote:
I'd do her.

I came in here three times waiting for you. I was afraid to say it alone.

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Smartazboy wrote:
I'd do her.

Yeah, at certain angles, I'd wanna fuck the shit outta her.
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Well now that the stigma is removed.. no point in saying that I'd do her to next July now!

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Wait, I don't want to anymore if it's gonna get cool.

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If lovin' Meredith is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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i did her.

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He did. I know, because I was there, doing her too.

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I just want to hear the guy say he feels the need, the need for speed and give Meredith a real Top Gun high five.

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welcomeghosts wrote:
"Old, horny woman."

Regis would be rolling over in his grave. Is he dead yet?

This made me laugh

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I fucking LOVE meredith. that was the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

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o lord. don't you hate it when you're embarassed FOR someone.

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audreythirteen wrote:
welcomeghosts wrote:
"Old, horny woman."

Regis would be rolling over in his grave. Is he dead yet?

This made me laugh

Smile <3

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