When the nations were getting characteristics

asians: small bodies, quickness, an unnatural ability to do math, and some wicked gadgets.

Australia: beer, misconceptions, the liberal party.. oh yeah, and fucked up wildlife.

Italians: Pasta and tomato sauce combinations, large moustaches and a fat little plumber.

lol, misconceptions?? about what? ha, we aren't the ones who think Steve Irwin actually represents ANY percentage of the actual country from which he (ashamedly) heralds. Oh, and out liberal party isn't actually liberal. they used to be, but now they and the labour party are basically the same.

ok, edit: the curse of being misconceived by everyone else.

ooooh, lol, hell yes!

scottish:the ability to COMPLETELY BUTCHER the english language

Russia: Fear and power with an expiry date, Kremlins and big fluffy hats.

added to scottish: And sometimes completely butcher the English.

When the nations were getting characteristics, Canadians and New Zealanders were out back seeing who could piss higher on the wall. HAHAHAHAHA

haha, Canadians are all right.
its those damn kinky bestiality freaks across the Tasman who i find amusing.

The Irish: massive intelligence, fantastic personalities, unnaturally large penises and amazing sexual prowess

*cough*

Brazilians: uncanny football (soccer) abilities, great sense of humor, the craving to always throw down, and exotic women with perfect asses

germans: an overbearing sense of order and duty to the fatherland, amazing science and technolgy designed by their dispassionate quasi-politcal fanatics and truly awesome uniforms.

americans: a sense that anyone, i mean anyone at all, can behave as though stupidity were a virtue. american politicians more so.

uruguayans: oh yeah, they won the first world cup. ( 1930 )

English: Ridiculously over the top obsession with footbal, riots, the sexiest accents in the world and a hopeless grip on their dignity. its like a rat holding onto a sinking ship really.

...oh yeah, and all the freakin colonies.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rip_Purr [/i]
[B]...and a hopeless grip on their dignity. its like a rat holding onto a sinking ship really. [/B][/QUOTE]

ah yeah. its the English disease.

new Zealand: *God thinking* i need somewhere to put 10 million animal asshole surrounded by fluffy wool. hmmmm..... and.... 3 sheep to 1 person ratio? ... perfect.

haha, God. May he RIP

hahahaha, oh my, I'm not touching that one.

And might I transfer the sexiest accents in the world over to the Scots, more specifically the Scottish women. I met a girl from Glasgow today and nearly creamed my pants three times during the course of our 3 minute conversation. The way she said "Aberdeen" is still ringing in my ears.

a bit of inspiration eh? hehe, and so it should be.

what is it exactly about accents that get us going?
i still cant put my finger on it. exactly.

The exoticness of it all I'd say, specially from the opposite sex.

German: mean sounding language, mean look, and meat at every meal.

the united states of america: a sense of entitlement and arrogance so freakin' huge that it's only the rest of the world's collective moment of awestruck silence at looking upon it that allows it to continue.

kitty, you forgot slothfulness, greed and all of the other 7 deadly sins.

U.S.A: THe country that says "WE CAN GO TO WAR, BUT AT THE SAME TIME PROTEST IT SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE BOTHERD BY THE FACT THAT WE CARE KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE! YAA!". The baffoons that we are. I feel sad now....

you should, you look as if you've been shot in the eye.

Hehe. It would seem that way, but that isn't a picture of me, but of an Iraqi girl. I'm sure you knew that, but I decided to tell you anyway.

yea xchuck, find the thread where you got that picture, and look at who posted it. you're a sharp li'l bugger you are.

xchuck, seriously, the signature. come on now.

kitty, i am this close to posting an "xchuck DEpreciation thread." You know, the oppostive of "appreciation."

Because scrolling through the same fucking section of a book nine times on one post page is so fun. Just so you know .

seroiusly...and we all know what book it is, too....

*twitches in annoyance*

For sure. Of course he's signed off now, thinking we'll forgeet that his signature is like the longest thing in the history of ever. I took down my long sig. It'll probably be like one of those... LOL. He's probably doing this to prove his independence from us.

I TOLD YOU WE WEREN'T READY TO HAVE KIDS!

Next thing you know he'll be wanting to drive. He'll want to post HALF sentences that don't contribute anything to the conversation, as opposed to his single lines he offers up now.

I have to go now and look in the mirror. Check for gray hairs.

Wow, Will, you sure aren't Mr. Positive tonight. And I didn't do it do prove my independece, but just to show something I cared for. I'm not trying to bother anybody.

XChuck, buddy. I try to live in a land of positivity. Not in a land of denial!

I'm not going to be positive about something that's irritating me and a bunch of other people. If it gets changed? I'll be positive about the change. But not the way it stands now. Because it's annoying/detracting from reading the Forums.

I DO think it's AWESOME that you want to share something you care about (White Noise). That's absolutely badass! And I respect you totally for it.

But, is forcing a long section of something you love down everyone's throat every single time they're on the forums the best way to do that?

Why don't you... you could throw up a personal website where you could talk about what books you like. Kitty's got one. It's awesome! You could post a lino to it in your profile. I imagine lots of people here would visit (morbidly curious, at the very least).

Moral of story: it's sweet sentiment, but wack intent.

That's is all. I still love hardcore, but I don't think it's cool to be a long sig whore. I made a rhyme!

what is white noise about?

It's good. Read it and find out.

veering this thing back on topic, cuz I'm new here and got cajones...

French-Canadians: the world's most badass women, the desire to hack one of the most innocuous nations in the world in two, and maple butter. Ah yes, maple butter...

(ps: hey, insomnomaniac. you finally got me on here. now I am UNSTOPPABLE!!)

Reminds me of Vampires: "Unstoppable...unless we stop them!" Oh, how we laughed.

Aaaanyway. Russians: the ability to down 18 pints of pure alcohol without noticing, general craziness (where do you think the phrase "crazy Russian" came from? Eh?), interesting taste in hats.

launder is my buddy, peeps. i've been harrassing him to post here forever, you have no idea.

XChuck, why don't you post a thread about white noise, put that quote up, and get ppl to discuss it there?