"What's your horoscope sign you people???"

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Zaki
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Gemini!

May 21st <--- bday Surprise

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your not a gemini if your bday is in may mine is june 19 i know geminis are from june 15 to june 20

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yeah dude, i'm a taurus (may 16th)

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Taurus (or Snake if you go Eastern), May 14, 1977.

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Leo, 8/8/75

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bane [/i]
[B]your not a gemini if your bday is in may mine is june 19 i know geminis are from june 15 to june 20 [/B][/QUOTE]

What a stupid baboon. Why do stupid people think they're always right...in a stupid way?

[url]http://s.ivillage.com/astro/fp303/horo/gemini/?redirect=http://horoscopes.astrology.com/dailygemini.html[/url]

Look it up before saying stuff. I'm born on the cups.

Most of the year I'm Gemini, a few days I'm Taurus.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bane [/i]
[B]your not a gemini if your bday is in may mine is june 19 i know geminis are from june 15 to june 20 [/B][/QUOTE]

Gemini is May21-June21.

Just looked it up.

I'm Virgo. September 6 woohoo.

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i'm such a Virgo - August 29

i'd like to use this opportunity to holla at all the Pisces-people in the Cult, cause they're the coolest. ( isn't Mr. Palahniuk himself a Pisces? i think he is )

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thats fucking WAY wrong i remember reading the paper and going through the horoscopes and it said gemini JUNE15-JUNE20

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how can it last for only 5 freakin days?? maybe you just dreamed it.

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I'm an Aquarius.

I got way into astrology for about a month or two. It was actually pretty accurate, but then I got pissed off at it, because it's so stupid. So yeah...

My ascendant is Scorpio and my moon sign is Capricorn.

The sign everyone talks about is your sun sign.

Sun sign = your core personality.
Moon sign = your spiritual/emotional side.
Ascendant = how other people see you.

Apparently, I'm intimidating. How odd.

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Capicorn. Januray 2. And I'm the horse, if you go eastern.

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Taurus absobloodylutely rules!

May 10th is my birthday.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mario [/i]
[B]Taurus absobloodylutely rules! [/B][/QUOTE]

'Nuff said.

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I'm a capricorn, 3rd day of the year is my birthday.

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cancer.

i have the same birthday, horribly, as george w. bush.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by midnightrider [/i]
[B]I'm a capricorn, 3rd day of the year is my birthday. [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey! The day after me! And two days after Will Tupper!

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I'm a Libra. Le balance. I'd rather be something impressive like a scorpio, but noooo.

The sentence "George W. Bush is a cancer" works on so many levels.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mario [/i]
[B]Taurus absobloodylutely rules! [/B][/QUOTE]

Word! April 29th.

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Scorpio. Oct 24.

Nobody is EVER a scorpio.

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I AM GO SCORPIO!!! WOOO
NOVEMBER 14

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ChiChi [/i]
[B]Word! April 29th. [/B][/QUOTE]

*squeals of joy and surprise* Me too!

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tiger, libra
nothing too interesting

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]cancer.

i have the same birthday, horribly, as george w. bush. [/B][/QUOTE]

but i, on the other hand, have the same birthday as Michael Jackson.

no how cool am i?

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Heh, it can't be wrong...it was on the internet.

A sign can't last five days, they're evently distributed through the year. Kinda like months, but they start and end in the middle of our months. Happy

insomnomaniac
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my sister has the same b-day as OJ Simpson. that's pretty much the winner to me right there.

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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Maybe we should, in addition to our faux family, in addition to abstinence/masturbation challenge, we could start a "Capricorn Club." And we could be all anal about time and everything together! Smile

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sigh...though i'm a cancer, i've always had a weak spot for capricorns and virgos. i guess anal people turn me on.

not in *that* way. stop thinking that!! not *that* kind of anal!! argh!

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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Nov. 23 Sag and sometimes listed as Scorpio.
1976- Dragon.

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reread the posts so i'll elaborate some. and i used to believe this bullshit as a kid ,so:
Sun- Sagitarrius/Scorpio
Moon: Capricorn
Ascendant: Aquarius.

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We Taureans don't believe in starsigns.

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if i subscribed to belief in this load of bollocks- id tell you- 'Pisces- which is allegedly the emotional garbage can of the zodiac'- woo ha.

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scorpio... the sign you love to hate.

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Willtupper: You can´t top that Avatar. Period. End of fucking discussion. LMAO!!!!! Smile

Btw I´m a Leo, August third. ´though useless to tell birthday as you can check it in Profile....

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I don't go for astrology, but damn if every single female gemini I've ever met isn't at least minorly fucked in the head.

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So then Djak - i guess you [i]do[/i] go for it.

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In general, no, but if I meet a girl and she says she's a gemini, I'm wary. Of course, that probably leads to the realization, and you can see how this thing started. I think it speaks more of my relationships with women.

It's a good question, though. What about superstitions? I'm sure we're all enlightened enough not to believe in that, but we all know when it's Friday the 13th, think about seven years when a mirror breaks, etc. Even though you don't believe in stuff, it still affects your life.

/ramble

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i appreciate superstition for the stories and the origins of them within our culture- and it makes great material to make movies about ! im sure-- but im personally, unconcerned by smashing mirrors, and walking underneath ladders.

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aries

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Libra I believe, though only just, 22nd of October. I don't know of anyone who was born the same day as me....

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My brother is a bunny wabbit.