what's the sneakiest thing you ever got away with?
I was a female addict who never sold her body.
Take any guess at the *sneaky* shit I did. I'd share, but I mean, I do not feel right bragging about those things. They are over.
No, never.
When I try I'm usually bad at it until I give up.
I legitimately believe the sneakiest thing I've ever done was try to hide a kitten in my cloest overnight. Also one time I was talking to the cops, (hadn't done anything wrong, a friend was in trouble,) and I blew it. Bad. Then suddenly a flawless alibi came out of my head that covered both our asses and the point which I'd fucked up the conversation- before my brain even processed the words coming out of my face. That was pretty cool.
What happened to the kitten??
Oh, I moved to my mom's house with him. It was a walk in closet, he was comfy in there. He ended up being hyperactive though, and needs cat Valiums.
I don't think they know the truth. Mom is the naive type.
I find this hilarious. How long have you been doing it?
Do they not find it weird that you're always home first?
one time I conned one of those fishbowl sized margaritas from a mexican place when I was like 19. I asked another server very nicely "is our waiter going to bring us the margarita I ordered" and he got all flustered and was like "oh I'm sorry!" and brought me a big one. and then I got real drunks.
and one time in my senior year of high school my best friend's family went out of town for spring break and our group of friends used their pool all week. we just had to jump a fence. those of us with families too poor for spring break vacations had our own little vacation.
not the sneakiest things, but fun.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I can't think of any good ones. Whatever I do usually comes back to haunt me.
Except...I once shoplifted a ring. It only cost about £20 and is probably the most expensive thing I've ever shoplifted (now I am a grown-up I don't do stuff like this anymore). By coincidence I ended up working there a few months later. They never used to put the security alarms on so a lot of stuff used to get nicked. I doubt it really harmed their figures as everything came over from China and was pretty tacky.
Oh, and I didn't pay for an orthapaedic pillow from IKEA a few years ago too. We walked out the store and the alarm went off but no-one followed us.
We used to put stuff on the bottom of the shopping cart and we had this routine where we'd talk to the cashier to distract them and we'd start putting the bags back in the cart to "cover up" the stuff on the bottom while the cashier was still scanning stuff. Then we'd wait to push the cart away until the cashier started ringing up the next person's order because even if they saw the stuff on the bottom of the cart (that they didn't ring up), it's too late and too much work to do anyway and they probably don't care and besides, they're too busy because there's a bunch of people in line and they need to hurry. We only did it a few times though because i'm paranoid and once we went to that store and loss prevention was milling around when we were at the cashier so i figured they were on to us. Loss prevention is pretty obvious to the trained eye.
This reminded me of a certain Taco Bell where I grew up that pretty much all the teenagers in town would get free food from literally all the time.
You just went through the drive through and said that you had called in a day or so ago about the order that they had messed up really bad, that you didn't notice until you got home but then saw that half the food you paid for wasn't even there, and that the manager told you to come back and they would replace it all for free. Then you just ordered whatever you wanted and pulled up and they would give it to you. Sometimes who a worker or manager would ask for a receipt from the order they supposedly messed up and give you a bit of a hard time, but if you just got a little innocent and then a bit huffy about it they would relent and give you the food.
Seriously everyone I knew would do this at least once a month and always got away with it.
I don't think they know the truth. Mom is the naive type.
I find this hilarious. How long have you been doing it?
Do they not find it weird that you're always home first?
It's been years. "Our" church is on the next street, theirs is about a mile away and they always hang out more at the end because they know the priest and talk more.
They did come home suspiciously early once and we were here but they didn't think about it too much.
why don't you just not go? seems weird cause you're in your 20s
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Because mum has a way of spoiling everybody's fun when you don't agree and you end up doing what she says (or pretending, in this case) anyway. Mostly because I don't wanna hear her preach and it's less stressful if we just pretend.
when my sister and i were around twentyish we were on our way home from a club early on sunday morning when we realized it was mother's day and we hadn't gotten anything for our mum. we were giddy and silly from partying and we ended stealing a huge blooming bush from the backyard of a flower shop. we almost broke our backs just getting the damned pot in our tiny car, we made so much noise and we were laughing hysterically all the while. i remember i couldn't drive because i was crying from laughing. i dunno why we didn't get caught but we got away with it, at least till almost ten years later when my sister went to that shop and actually paid for the bush. we're not really good thieves.
Ahaha, what a fun story, Barbara!
B&E probably.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Nice. That reminds me that for the last fours years or so, my aunt will take me to dinner during the week of my birthday and tell the server that it's my 21st birthday and get me some big fancy drinks and snort with the uttermost immaturity when they say, "Well you only turn 21 once!"
You being back is sneaky..
Not especially.
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No? Have all the mods gone, then?
I quit my job a few months ago, and then when I recently came back to check in on the friends I made there, I discovered that the management had changed. So then, as a joke, I covered one of my friend's shifts. Since no one said anything, the new GM assumed that I was still employed there, as part time. Of course, he must be somewhat confused, as I never came back.
Thats absolutely hilarious. Did you get paid?
I'm not sneaky, people just don't care if I'm here. This place is sort of dead. I'm just a tumbleweed, man.
Some people believe in second chances.
Awwwww snuggles
Or, you know, tenth. 
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It's actually been kinda pleasant.
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That's because no one here sucks enough to make fun of anymore. And because I'm almost a grown-assed human now. Eesh. 
Also, drugs.
tl;dr: I am allowed here now because I got super boring
Oh, hon, I will always suck enough.
Just for you.
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Yeah, that came out extra creepy. Soz.
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it's w/e i know you bb we're cool
Yeah, it's a waiting job, I made my tips for the day and dipped.
Anyway, who's still on here? I'd investigate myself but I'm scurred. That job that I quit afforded me to save up some money and now I'm using it to travel (I'm in Barcelona right now) so I'm wondering if anyone wants (remembers me well enough) to chill, if they live in a cool city.
I kind of want to hunt down corellion.
You remind me of a newbie that doesn't dare look further than a specific thread.
Holy crap, you're in Europe! Any other places you've been so far?
viddles, if you find corellion let me know . in the meantime come visit me and ludwig in germany !
Barcelona is amazing, enjoy it.
At this point, I kinda am a newbie.
Pica, maybe UK isn't on the list, but Germany is. I'm traveling with a friend, and we definitely want to visit Berlin, but other than that, we don't even know where to go. If you have any recommendations, you could probably help shape the course of our trip.
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I liked Münster quite a bit.
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Munster, Indiana is cool too.
Probably not as much though.
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My parents think me and my brother go to church every Sunday. We get dressed, leave when they leave and supposedly go to one that's close to our home. They go to the church where the father of one of my sister's friends is the priest.
I don't think they know the truth. Mom is the naive type.
Having sex in high school in the magazine office. I was the editor-in-chief and was the only one, aside from the janitor, who had a key. Went there the day I graduated, after the parade, and had sex on a safe.