Whats the Last Thing You Ate

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grade 5 dropout
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But the difference between biting your fingernails and smoking is one of them will kill you.

And one of them is also stinky.

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I bit my nails almost every day.

I smoke maybe once every two weeks.

Also, ironically, I'm allowed to smoke at work (although I don't, cause that would be some hardcore addiction) but I'm not allowed to bite my fingernails.

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1. i like the numbered-line system.

2. i smoke AND bite my nails, and i don't apologize for either one.

3. jane, you and me should do some pure LSD together in nebraska.

4. i think nutsack has commandeered gucci's screenname without his knowledge. i've detected a definitely more nutsack-like change in tone there.

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Good idea, kitty. About the acid. I'm sure I would majorly freak and do the weird kinds of things you only hear about in urban legends. Smile Big

And you're right, Gucci does seem to be a bit pissed. Perhaps someone tried to give him a bath. You know how cats hate baths.

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Awwww. Lighten up you big gay fag.

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i've smoked ALOT of cigarrettes today actually. well, for me. a whooole 20 packet *shcok horror*. i just love smoking in my school uniform cuz

1) it gives my school an even shitter reputation, which i don't care about since im leaving

and

2)my school is like the 'ghetto' of all the schools in Reading, so it makes people think "wow she's a hard chick. she's gonna beat me up. shit" (which i would never do btw) even more. wooo for smoking.

i j ust ate some porridge for the first time ever. i was a bit apprehensive at first, as it looks like the snot stuff they eat in the matrix, but it was nice.

my posts have been really long (for me) today

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Ewwww you smoke too. You're quality as a human just dropped 10 points. Wink

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awww gucci...whatsamatta?? if you can't lay your shit on your 'net friends, who can you? who, i ask?

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Perhaps the people who he knows wouldn't rape him in the woods once they convince him to meet them.

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i don't smoke alot. i used to everyday, but now it's just the occassional cig with a drink (haha i sound so old there!). dunno what happened to me today. arghh yes i do - exaaaaam!

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girl troubles up the ass?

go ahead gucci, we're listening.

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She's a sweet piece of ass. That's all. There's plenty more with a shit load more to offer. That's the one thing I've learned about girls so far. But it's normal to be stuck on a girl that is really good at looking hot. No worries, bro.

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the best way to get over a girl is to find another girl.

that's my advice for everything.

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Since it was the end of Football camp and I was starving. I decided to splurge.

Two Cheeseburgers
Fries
Onion Rings
Half a Plate of Ravioli
Two Steins(what else would you call a giant glass cup?) of Cranberry Juice
A few Grasshoppers

And then this morning/afternoon

A piece of kuechen
2 French bread Pizzas
More Grasshoppers

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i'm strangely turned on by the thought of ruby smoking in her school uniform...

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again..with the uniform thing...

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i on the other hand have a natural disaffinity (is that a word) for the uniform...god are they annoying as hell..i mentioned it in the uniform thread..but i live near 2 private schools and would avoid the subway at certian times to maintain migraine free...

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i am curiously aroused by the thought that insom is strangely turned on by ruby smoking in her school uniform.

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come on, man...that's HOT.

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[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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it is HOT. i agree.

i just ate a pretzel, a pretzel that i bought from a street vendor for a dollar.

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makes me need a cig....

i promise you, frammy, if ruby and i ever get it on, you can watch.

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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those pretzels are nasty ..way too salty..had it 2 years ago..and i was horribly disappointed...fresh pretzels should be soft!

hmm...it's not HOT because they make us girls look bad..cause once in uniform they assume the stupid idenity..it's like the clothes control them.cause they get all bubbly and stupid..and high pitch...which gives me a migraine

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sorry to disappoint you, my darling, but the pretzel i bought from the street vendor was soft, oven fresh and had the right amount of salt to satisfy.

then again, if the pretzels you have in canada are so bad, maybe you ought to move down south a bit.

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no the pretzels i have in TO is soft fresh..and made fresh from a mall (sighs)

the ones i had was at the corner of broadway and something..somewhere on time squares

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oh, broadway. that explains it, princess. you gotta buy them from the vendors on park avenue, just north of 47th street.

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A corndog! I ated a corndog!

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[i]mit mustard.[/i]

Yay!

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hey frammy..i went to nyc with my sister who is a huge shopping freak...aint my fault if i didnt get to park and 47th...we did the 5th ave thing while i was reaching...reaching for the museums

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mit senf, dumkopf. senf ist mustard auf deustch. wirklich schade diese amerikanische ashlochen.

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and i'm not going to babblefish tat

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en francais s'il vous plait, cherie.

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j'ai soif

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drunk, thirsty drunk, ivrogne, ivre, etc.

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*hugs my yummy sambuca bottle

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sammy and coffee
sammy and three coffee beans
sammy on the rocks
sammy!
sammy!
sammy!

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sammy lit...

have to try that sometimes

i usually just have sammy with gingerale..or cran
hmm..black sammy....smoother

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yeah, on fire. cool.

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no you have to pour the sammy in your mouth and light your mouth on fire!

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cool - er!

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i had a thing agaist flames before

now i find them fascinating
my friend thinks i'm a pyro..cause i light to play with lighters

i play with them beacuse i couldnt use them before

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i can't believe that two pages ago i gave frammy watching rights to hot lesbian action between me and ruby, and he said NOTHING.

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Dibs!

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I'm always down for some hot lesbian action. Obviously frammy is nothing but a homosexual

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frammy? is that you????

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[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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Yowza, someones on a high protien diet.

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Ugh

Fucking Dr. Pepper gave me heart burn and did other nasty things to my stomach. My dinner then was only a few pieces of italian bread and blueberry yogurt.

I am never drinking any dark pop again.

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certainly not.

skitchwich. i had two skitchwiches for dinner.

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*Masturbation Material For Kitty*

(this is me with the HOTTEST teacher in my school on my last day, he's not very photogenic, but he's so damn fine)

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aaaaand again on the last day

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he;s really really cute

more of a husband type though...rather than the boyfriend type..but really he's cute...wouldnt mind waking up to him ...beside him...each morning

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