Whats the Last Thing You Ate

just made some stuff i've brought over from taiwan..yes "great people from a small island" (yes that is our slogan..very very sad)

so special tofu (it has many layers..bascially compressed tofu..but not hard tofu..it's soft very very tasty) with special pickled veggies (it's acutally mustard leaves or something).. with 2 eggs..yumm..i love eggs..and please dont call me the "egg lady"..i mean god..she's gross (edith wharton (sp) from pink flamingos)

2 slices low-fat, low-salt thin n trim ham, 1 slice kraft singles cheese, 2 slices tomato, 1 tsp mustard, inside 1/2 pita pocket; 1 red delicious apple. goddamn i hate dieting.

1 Tyson 18-ounce pre-cooked Italian Seasoned Beef Roast Tenderloin... and a bowl o' black-eyed peas...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]What's marmite, Snow?

I had some raisin bran and some milk, and am currently enjoying some tea. [/B][/QUOTE]

Marmite is great-don't listen to ruby. It's pretty hard to describe. It looks like an oil slick in a pot really.It has yeast,malt,vegetable extracts etc. Very popular... in England.Not to be confused with the Aussie rip-off, Vegimite.

sorry mirkah, i just thought you were feeling tres proteiny!

i just had some faffa jakes

Vegemite... nutella... spam... I ain't eating nothing that's called a crazy convoluted word that doesn't even exist outside of marketing terms. I mean, why do they fuck with natural order? Damn... either get a fork or a spoon... quit messing about with a spork... they don't exist. It's not a word. Why must people always take something good and ruin it. I mean, I can't believe it's not butter is one thing, but nutter?

marmite is revolting. the gourmand du cult has spoken.

lunch out with the president of our company -

pelligrino
frisee salad with home-made croutons and lardons (look it up)
pappardelle with wild mushrooms, asparagus and sun dried tomatoes
double espresso

you classy bastard, I had a bagel.

"lunch out with the president of our company
frammy...just how much do you make? unless you are getting fired..but i doubt it

cool fashion parties ..dammit..i wants to be there

turkey, sesame seed roll, brie, cranberry sauce. owned.

3 s'mores, the last one open face. Me no feel good.

i was just at my friend's house and we always eat total bollocks - some dry crspix, s'getti hoops and a half-frozen satsuma

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]i was just at my friend's house and we always eat total bollocks - some dry crspix, s'getti hoops and a half-frozen satsuma [/B][/QUOTE]

What country are you in again? I know that foreigners like to eat bollocks but I keep thinking that Mexico, Spain and Italy is usually where they serve bollocks. Here we call them Rocky Mountain Oysters.

a food related question:

anyone see one of those pizza hut p'zones up close and personal? the commercial alone makes me want to yak. if you've actually consumed one of these things, i'd like to know how they taste, how many they serve, and if you had a heart attack immediatly following ingestion.

speaking of that..

god this makes me puke
[url]http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/[/url]

it looks so harmless..yet it's packed with calories and saturated fat! i mean "64 grams of fat, 2,090 milligrams of sodium, and enough cholesterol to kill anything that's ever lived"...holy shit

i mean i LOVE breakfast...but NOT that much

[QUOTE]there's still a relatively high chance that your ass will grow hands and tie your intestines in knots to prevent this shit from ever passing through.[/QUOTE]

very wittily written article.

i had a craving this morning for raisin bran. i was thinking to myself, I WANT SOME FUCKING RAISIN BRAN AND I FUCKING WANT IT NOW when i went into the kitchen this morning. if there hadn't been any raisin bran,someone in my neighborhood would have had to die.

hmm ...you have been well trained monkey..
*cackles madly

i remmeber my friend nadia was telling me how those mickey dee commericals actually make her wanna go to mcdonalds and wolf down something terrible

yes i love that article..the guy's funny...if you read others..he acutally ate NADS...yes the hair removal gel..cause the advertiser chick said it was non toxic and delicious

i enjoyed the whole paragraph about the pancakes...

i also like how the thing brags "1 LB OF FOOD!!" ugh.

kitty, i had some raisin bran this a.m. as well. i love raisins (nature's candy!) but there's something weird about the smoosh of the raisin in the same bite as a crunchy flake that makes it something to enjoy only every once in a while.

Does gum count?

Gum and coffee, actually.

green thai chicken and rice...bah i dunno the name. served with pineapple+orange juice

[QUOTE]kitty, i had some raisin bran this a.m. as well. i love raisins (nature's candy!) but there's something weird about the smoosh of the raisin in the same bite as a crunchy flake that makes it something to enjoy only every once in a while.[/QUOTE]

indeed. i probably will not want it every morning from now on. dieting, though, has made every mealtime a violent experience. when i finally do get to eat it's like, GODDAMNIT TURKEY SANDWICH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beef jerkey is low in fat and high in protein. Its a good lowcal snack.

I'm sitting in the backyard still wearing my bathrobe, eating cold ribs and mashed sweet potatoes.

I don't buy into dieting, insomnomaniac. First off you're just depriving your body of stuff it needs, which is unhealthy, and I would much rather just eat healthier. I'm telling you, whenever I want to lose some weight, it's not about cutting down food, it's about cleaning up my diet, and I still get tons of food. If I really want to lose I even eat more food and more meals per day, but always with 'clean' food, 'clean' meaning only no 'white death' aka white starchy carbs, refined sugar, etc... and you cut out the sugary fruit drinks and have fruit instead and fibrous not starchy carbs and plenty of protein and plenty of fats, although just the good fats like found in fish and nuts, essential fatty acids, etc... I'm not trying to tell you what to do, I'm just saying when i diet i am never hungry, always get full, still indulge in certain things albeit with substitute sweeteners, etc... and really eating right and losing weight don't have to be such an ordeal... hell, you saw requiem For a Dream... follow Tappy Tibbons advice, all except the red meat thing as it's not that bad for ya... but yeah, I'm fucking serious... you'll be back in that bikini for me, um ... for summer in no time lickety-splits...er, split... and if so inclined amphetamines are good too...

Toast.

canteloupe chunks with crystallized ginger
tropical crisp luna bar
cold sesame noodles with scallions and red pepper
fruit salad - apples, oranges, bananas
several glasses of water

all from home . . .

Never.

I had Cheerios and my dad's harsh, harsh coffee.

Wow. That would most likely give me a heart attack. Although when I'm at work today I'll probably have another 2 cups, and be up posting until God knows when.

Jane, what's the shit you do for money? (Work)

Waitress. It sucks ass.

And I just was informed by my parents that before I go in today, I have to go to the doctor's office and get the first two of a series of 5 shots.

Yay.

Nothing better than the shots you get for college. Meningitis, TB, Tetnis. And look out, cuz you might have to pee in a cup.

cool.

rice cake. i just ate a rice cake.

You're a little girl.

Peeing in a cup, I'm comfortable with. However, I'm not comfortable with getting shots for diseases like consumption and then having to lift heavy things the rest of the day, as shots make my arm hurt and usually make me throw up 12-48 hrs. later.

Wow Jane. That's kinda crazy. I've never heard of anybody reacting to shots that way. In fact I've never heard of anybody reacting to shots in any way. Do you get your shots done by a strange man in an alley or something?

No. But yeah, I tend to react to anything unnatural like that badly. Last time I went overseas, I got a tetanus shot, and the lump stayed on top of my arm muscle for about 6 weeks. Last time I got an MMR I was sick for a straight week. And my tattoo took a month to heal, and most of the ink didn't stick the first time.

1. You can't take shots... but how do you maintain your drug habbit?

2. You have a tattoo?! I demand the what and where.

1. I have no drug habit, I don't understand where you got this...

2. I have a heart with a cross in it on my right ankle. It's really pretty, now that it actually looks like something. For a while I was really frightened that I was going to have a hideous looking tattoo on my body for the rest of my life.

1. Don't lie, Jane. I know your days are filled with heroin and pure LSD. What else is there to do in Nebraska?

2. I want a tattoo.

Bite me, Gucci.

Uhh...sorry. No drug habit. No recreational use. Unless you're counting the legal stuff.

And if you do get one, G5, be prepared for a lot of inane questions. Ex: "Did it hurt?" "No. Being stuck repeatedly with a needle for ten minutes in no way hurts."

What's legal stuff? You have legal drugs?

Uhh, I was thinking about my perscription stuff and cigarettes. That's about it. And a hell of a lot of caffeine. Don't get too excited. And you wouldn't want the prescription stuff either, believe me, it's not anything good like Percocet.

Jane smokes?! Wow. I'm quite shocked.

Not very often. I found them when I was cleaning out my car...I might've thrown them away.

One thing I hate in this world is cigarette smoke. Can't stand it.

Yeah, I just do it to look cool. I don't think it works.

True. But it's stinky.

Yeah, I just quit doing that about a month ago. It's easier to replace a habit than quit it altogether.