Whats the Last Thing You Ate

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I pretty much stopped eating or drinking anything with the word 'cream' in it... go figure...

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I'm happy to shovel anything less than healthy into my mouth. I'm aiming for diabetes before 30, and I can knock a block of chocalate down in less than 4 minutes. My pancreas has put up quite a fight so far.

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I'm not aiming for it, but given my family history and the fact that all I eat is sugar, I figure diabetes is pretty much inevitable for me. Ahh well. So it goes.

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a piece of two day old cold pizza with not nearly as fresh as they once were mushrooms.

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A skanky cheeseburger, a chocolate shake and a rice Krispies bar.

For dinner: some bad pizza, milk, and a banana.

Maybe this is just me, but there are just some days when I'm in the mood for food that doesn't taste particularly good. Smile

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fruit salad since I found out I had enough stuff in the fridge to make one

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caesar salad draped with extra anchovies, broiled lamb chops, olives

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'draped'? That's a word I've never really heard applied to food before. Smile

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Oh no the verb thugs are back! Oh wait, its Jane.

Yeah, I drape anchovies on my food. Say a deviled egg draped with an anchovy. Yum.

Another yum: poached egg nestled on sauteed spinach.

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I wish I had good taste in food. Sad At least I am a verb thug!

Seriously, I eat the nastiest, worst tasting food known to man. This might be the reason why I have a horrible stomachache right now. Smile Mirkah, I need guidance.

PS Especially if it is in the form of AMT.

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I don't really have any advice besides eat fresh, unproccessed foods and/or date a chef. Thats what I do.

Sorry, no AMT drive at the moment but just so you know I'm mailing you the Clif bars in the next couple of days.

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Cheese. A fucking block of cheese.

I'll let you know next week when I shit.

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what kind of cheese comes in a block? Just curious.

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Cheddar. Incidentally, the same kind of shit that will come in a block about six days from now.

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Ok. Just asking beacuse I love cheese. Blocks o'cheese just caught me off guard. For whatever reason I always think "brick" of cheddar.

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Correct. Block is more squarey while this cheddar was more rectangley...which is good for me and my non-square poophole.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Sorry, no AMT drive at the moment but just so you know I'm mailing you the Clif bars in the next couple of days. [/B][/QUOTE]

This is good, as my body is crying out for something halfway healthy right now. Maybe I should go ingest a multivitamin or something.

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Chicken noodle soup and yellow rice last night.

Yeah, I know...my food never goes together. I'm thinking of eating my last waffle and my last chicken patty for "breakfast". That's what you get when you put off going to the grocery store. Happy

This thread is a good thing...every time I read it I somehow realize I've forgotten to eat. I'm starving.

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Progresso Fava Beans and Steak for breakfast...

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Club sandwich from subway and a block of chocolate

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CETIRIZINE diHCI 10 PCH,

not very tasty, but better then sticking your big toe in your nose!

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I"LL be the judge of that..
*attempts to stick big toe in nose*

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[QUOTE]Progresso Fava Beans and Steak for breakfast...[/QUOTE]

no census-taker's liver and a nice chianti?? for shame!!

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Actually I started eating Fava beans about a year ago, not based on Dr. Lecter's choice of legume, but rather as it is one of the foods that promotes growth hormone-steroidal effects from natural sources in the body. Perhaps that is why he ate it... to make him stronger, quicker, etc... I know, I know... boring as shit, but true 'nuff, shit works...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lokigod [/i]
[B]I"LL be the judge of that..
*attempts to stick big toe in nose* [/B][/QUOTE]

Did you enjoy it, I tried it and it's not nice, but easier then I thought, tonight I'll try with both my big toes...I name it the butterfly special!

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I just finished eating ham salad with Dijon mustard and strawberries.

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I still want to try that ham salad

I had lamb chops and olives for breakfast.

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*Kiss My Ass Tuffy Appreciation Thread*
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Hummus. Lots of hummus.

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I've had like three apples in the last five hours. Normally I'm not big on them, but I guess it's better than eating chips or something.

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I had a hummus and arugula sandwich on whole wheat bread, an avocado, olives and cherries for lunch.

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grilled chicken and peppers for dinner. god bless the forman grill. oh, i had a bite of the pasta salad my mother made me take home with me. i figured out why she didn't want it.

i'm craving something sweet now...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PsychoKeety [/i]
[B]This thread is a good thing...every time I read it I somehow realize I've forgotten to eat. I'm starving. [/B][/QUOTE]

And I thought I was the only one with this problem. I can go sometimes 36 or 48 hours before I realize that I'm fairly hungy and haven't eaten anything in an abnormally long time.

Today I had some corn flakes, some fries, and a chicken fillet with a Diet Coke. And about 3 cups of coffee.

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I'm living off those microwave pizzas still. About 3 a day. They're pretty small. I really need more food. =\

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Actually - the last thing I ate was some spaghetti. So I'm a liar. And I ate some yesterday, too. Neato.

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Ooooooooooo...... I'm eating CRANBERRY SAUCE.

Yum.

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Q. Whats the Last Thing You Ate?
A. Thigh Juice.

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I'm currently eating these things called Churro Chips. They're basically corn chips caked in cinnamon and sugar instead of salt. Sooooooo good.

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A marmite sandwich. How english.

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What's marmite, Snow?

I had some raisin bran and some milk, and am currently enjoying some tea.

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marmite is this gross fungusy thing. as the advert says "You either love it or you hate it" sorry just stealing away your teh thunder there Snow.

i just had this really nice bread with butter

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for lunch I had a 16-ounce New York Strip steak and a baked potato with everything... and a bloomin' onion... today was Outback day... how's that for commercialism...

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Just finished a spaghetti spinache feta cheese mushroom union pesto meal, nice and veggie! Wink wrong thread

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I had a half assed stir fry for lunch. Just had some orange juice.

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Wrong thread, you might want to start your own for that.

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I just ate some taco doritos and smores pop tarts.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by rossfybweizer [/i]
[B]hey guys i'm doin a report on chucky p.
could ya'll answer some questions for me
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Chuck likes Thai food. Um, [i]why[/i]. What kind of report are you writing?

I just ate a hardboiled egg, olives, cornichons and some smoked kippers.

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what are cornichons? i don't mean to be nosey honey, but are you on the atkins diet?

i just had a twister icelolly/icecream thing. tasty stuff

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I <3 that Rubes just called a popsicle an ice lolly.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]what are cornichons? i don't mean to be nosey honey, but are you on the atkins diet?
[/B][/QUOTE]

lol, Ruby, no. I just eat exactly what I feel like eating. Cornichons are wee very sour pickles

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