Whats the Last Thing You Ate

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:48

#301

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

lol you just said....lolololololol

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:51

#302

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

i said iam bored. entertain me. please.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:53

#303

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

dude, he just said "shit caulk"!!!!! HOW IS THAT NOT ENTERTAINING???? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US???!?!?!?

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:54

#304

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

i wantto be entertained, not shocked, you homemaker.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:57

#305

prototype

Aspiring supervillain

From: Rochester, NY

Joined: 03/03/2003

That's not shock, it's renovation. It's Trading Spaces stuff.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:57

#306

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

argh!! stop it!!! argh!!! i'm melting!! MELTING!!!!

look what you've done to my beautiful evil...

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 21:57

#307

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

*not having a clue what trading spaces is* harumph!

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:17

#308

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

i just ate martha stewart.

she was chewy.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:18

#309

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

must have had a lot of fat. she's a gd balloon. those polish genes are hard to hide as one gets older, you know.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:31

#310

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

no, she's just gained weight from all her suckling at satan's cock.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:40

#311

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

bitter. very bitter. did you fail a homemaking course, or something. i appreciate your views. i even respect them, but your rage is incompatible with sensibility. did she touch you in an unwanted manner. did she molest you? there's help, kitty. you do not have to suffer the ignominy of lesbian rape alone.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:42

#312

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

no, didn't fail any homemaking courses. has nothing to do with that. perhaps you overestimate how much rage i have...i don't sit up nights thinking about martha or anything...

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:43

#313

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

you could've fooled a jury of your peers, methinks.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:49

#314

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

hmmm...interesting. i'll have to employ these skills of deception elsewhere.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:50

#315

DoNotTrip

From: NY

Joined: 01/06/2003

i just picked my nose and had nowhere to put it, so i ate it.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:54

#316

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

sounds yummy. was it crunchy?

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:55

#317

DoNotTrip

From: NY

Joined: 01/06/2003

it had an initial crunch, but it was chewy in the end

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:57

#318

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

excellent.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:57

#319

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

perhaps, in your next interview with a guerilla marketing firm.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 22:57

#320

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

it's always easy for a salesy type of person to sell themselves into a position.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:05

#321

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now. you've been reading my blog.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:08

#322

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

you're s l o w on th euptake, ain't ya, doll.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:09

#323

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

ok, and i can't type for the birds.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:10

#324

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

dude, so few people read my blog that i figured it was too good to be true.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:13

#325

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

sorry to disappoint. but, i guess that's the history major in me coming out. research. it's a big part of what i do everyday. should've been a detective, i suppose. still, i enjoyed reading through what can only be described as your recent trials and tribulation at landing a job.

but, why too good to be true? i'm not omniscient.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:14

#326

twosmokingbarre

From: im Nebel von London trinken Fukk cola

Joined: 01/01/2003

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]i am not going to let anyone down on ham salad. i have eaten it every year, usually the day after easter and thanksgiving. can you guess why? we always have a smoked ham and chop up the leftovers. still, we always add just a touch of dijon mustard to hellman's mayonnaise. only white trash use miracle whip. *prepared to take a beating* [/B][/QUOTE]

Maybe the Miracle Whip part was started by my Dad because i surely am not white trash stock. My grandmother's family vacationed with the Kennedys in the '20s. And although they lost status that high after the stock market crash. My great-grandfather still owned a fairly large house in a high middle-class Mass. town.

Dijon mustard sounds like it would taste horrible anyways.

BTW, Tuffy that is the same recipe my Dad used minus the relish.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:15

#327

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

no, you don't disappoint. i'm glad you enjoyed it. i said too good to be true, because i'm disappointed more ppl don't read it, esp. among my friends and family.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:15

#328

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

i think the fog must have distorted your worldview, chum. dijon mustard is delightful.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:17

#329

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

ok, *now* i'm confused.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:17

#330

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

that would be upsetting to me, too, i suppose. still, you seem to have a firm grip on your reality, whatever that means, and you obviously can handle yourself. *induction - boston, tough folks up there* if i knew how to create a website i'd probably get myself up there in cyber space. then i'd never go out.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:18

#331

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

smoking barrels dropped his fog bomb. made some crack about dijon mustard.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:18

#332

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

it's really easy. just go to [URL=http://www.blogger.com]blogger[/URL] and sign up. it's no more difficult than signing up for this forum.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:19

#333

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

it's really that easy. hmm. methinks this could work. thanks.

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:22

#334

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

np. let me know what your URL is once you put your site up.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:23

#335

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

i will certainly do that. now, i've got to map out what's going up there. *prescient thoughts streaming into consciousness*

Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:24

#336

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

ah, the process at work.

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Sat, 05/31/2003 - 23:25

#337

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

*mechanical, wind up noises*

Sun, 06/01/2003 - 01:06

#338

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]seriously, what the hell? [/B][/QUOTE]

It was something that Rents and I started doing a week or two ago, and it just got seriously sickly out of hand.

I had one of those personal pan pizzas, a Diet Pepsi, a cookie, a pancake, some jello, an ice cream cone, and a root beer. Not all at once though, that's everything I ate today.

My mom is right: I -do- have crappy eating habits.

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 03:08

#339

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

i once tried to argue to my mom that tobacco counts as a vegetable. she almost kicked my ass.

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 03:13

#340

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I know a guy who smokes and is a vegetarian, so all he eats is junk food cause he's too fucking poor to buy proper health food. But he justifies his crappy eating, saying he eats well because he has Smart Start for breakfast.

For real.

Dumbass.

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 03:29

#341

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

that is TEH FUNNEY

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 07:51

#342

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

do you guys ever sleep!

Sun, 06/01/2003 - 08:13

#343

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

multi vitamin
b12
c
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two glasses of h2o

Sun, 06/01/2003 - 12:46

#344

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[img]http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/graphics/detour[1].gif[/img] times 4...

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 13:01

#345

Alex

From: Wherever

Joined: 03/28/2003

french toast

Sun, 06/01/2003 - 13:04

#346

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

I know what french toast is, but I'm wondering, like, is french toast like french the same way that french fries are french and that Hamburgers don't come from Hamburg?

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 13:15

#347

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]do you guys ever sleep! [/B][/QUOTE]

Not at night. I sleep from about 3 am til noon. Ahhhhhhh bliss.

I had Smart Start for breakfast!!

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 13:28

#348

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

*vomits*

Sun, 06/01/2003 - 13:30

#349

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Are you vomiting because of my disgustingly indulgent sleeping habits, or my Smart Start-eating?

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Sun, 06/01/2003 - 13:31

#350

framstedt

From: New York

Joined: 04/09/2003

coffee. cold coffee with cream.
punch in the face day old coffee, to boot.