Whats the Last Thing You Ate

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jane s.
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Oh man, joo sock so bad man. I donna even wanna play wit joo no more. Joo sock so bad, and joo never facking ween. I woon.

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choo a beetch. you loooze. i ween.

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Yeah, you guys, settle down and eat your applesauce sweetened cupcakes. No more teh sugar for you brats until mommy gets her prescription refilled.

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them's my favorite flavour!

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Hey, man. Joo no ween. Joo no eben in de "I ween" contest. Joo a looser. No Jane. Joo Fram. Joo a stoopid looser. And joo sock a lot too.

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hay rents choo looser, you dye. i ween. choo no even a contendar. choo loose.

jane s.
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Dood, Fram called me a beetch. Fram, joo sock so much, it not even funney how much joo sock, man. Joo no ween. Rents, sometime he ween, an sometime I ween, but joo no never ween never.

*eats cupcake vengefully and hides behind Mirkah's skirts*

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choo beetch. choo no shair da caykes. choo beetch. choo gonna dye!

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Shit, thats IT! You got frosting on my skirt!

Everyone, outside NOW!

And Frammy Leave Janey's Rabbit alone. Rents where do you think you are going with Mommy's best knife. Sweetie, I just had that sharpened.

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i've timed out. jane s. has gone off the deep end and thinks i'm stalking her now. *cries*

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Sweetie, don't cry. You're getting snot on mommy's nice blouse. Tell you what, you can have a sip of mommy's special lemonade, hows that?

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*sniffs, wipes eyes, looks up adoringly ay mirkah* special *sniff* lemonade. oh yeah!

jane s.
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I have not gone off the deep end. People can misconstrue things. Rents apparently thinks I'm a vampire because I cursed him and said "now you shall die in some mysterious fashion during the next full moon."

cursing=vampire? I think not.

People are so weird.

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i am not going to say that you're weird or that you're not, but jane s., there's been talk!

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Just a sip now, its made with the special water mommy keeps in the freezer.

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*blech* tastes like jizz. yuck!

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hmmm, sweetie? Have you been tippling Uncle Lou's privates again? Thats a nono.

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jane s.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]i am not going to say that you're weird or that you're not, but jane s., there's been talk! [/B][/QUOTE]

TALK?! GIVE IT UP, MUTHAFUCKA!

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that's an obscene accusation. *bites mirkah's ankle*

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Tippling, Mirkah?

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Sure. How else would you know how teh Jizz tastes at your tender age.

*Ouch* No biting

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I'm just questioning your verb there.

[b][i]tip [/i]pling[/b] [i]v[/i]

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i am not sure you want me to answer tha honestly, mirkah. Wink

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Whoa! I thought that was Fram questioning my verb.

No more questions. Verbing is a personal matter.

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whoa!

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i am almost done eating lasagna. cold left-over lasagna from the neighborhood pizzaria. bueno.

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Verbing is personal until its done in such a callous and unthinking manner, young lady.

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*steps back expecting plates to start flying*

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Callous? Unfeeling? I'm the one doling out the cupcakes and soothing hugs here.

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Well maybe I'm just jealous.

Either that or need a tippling, whatever that may be.

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teabagger

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shrimper

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Both of which I'm familiar with as verbs.

TIPPLER.

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Main Entry: 1tip·ple
Pronunciation: 'ti-p&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): tip·pled; tip·pling /-p(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: back-formation from obsolete tippler barkeeper
Date: 1560
intransitive senses : to drink liquor especially by habit or to excess
transitive senses : to drink (liquor) especially continuously in small amounts
- tip·pler /-p(&-)l&r/ noun

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You'll notice that it was commonly used in 1560.

I wish there was a way to capitalize numbers with rage.

Although it is in my dictionary too. I really thought you were making it up. In retrospect, that's a really gross concept, tippling an old man's wang.

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Whats the problem Proto, really? Why can't I blissfully verb away without being abused and intimidated by the likes of you.

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I am a verbing thug.

It's what I do. We have armbands and everything.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Nah Rents, joo, JOO da looser. Joo know why joo da looser? Cauz you STOOPID. Joo a stoopid looser, all da facking time.

And how long can we do this before someone says, "What the hell?" [/B][/QUOTE]

seriously, what the hell?

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i couldn't even begin to explian the sheer madness of it all, rubes.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]I am a verbing thug.

It's what I do. We have armbands and everything. [/B][/QUOTE]

Well, stop thugging me. HA! I verbed YOU!

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Chicken Tetrazini and a soft pretzel with water.

BTW, I no longer look swedish; my hair was cut.

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chicken fingers. i at ekentucky fired chicken chicken fingers. three of them. cold.

also, five nilla wafers. five nilla wafers with home made kiwi preserves dolloped on top.

lastly, a cup of real hot chocolate.

back on top.

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Klav kalash on a stick.

With crab juice.

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what's that, proto?

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this thread is teh gay!

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i've never eaten teh gay. what's it like? *meow*

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It's a joke.

A la the Simpsons.

What I just ate was an unidentifiable paste of Indian food involving curry (obviously) lentils and some other junk. If I wait another hour, go to the bathroom and push, I have the feeling can actually make adobe.

If the Pueblo indians need houses anytime soon, I'm the man to talk to.

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you know, as open minded as i am about foods, i might go so far as to say i detest most indian food.

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YOU BEEN HERE FOUR FUCKING HOUR! YOU NO COME HERE ANYMO!!!

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

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Yeah, anything that makes you shit caulk is iffy in my book.

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