Whats the Last Thing You Ate
yogen fruz! power to the yogen fruz!
we always used to (ah! past tense! tears in my eyes...) used to tell people to brush their teeth.
not really hilair
A cheese sandwich made on fresh, still warm from the oven roll, a handful of animal crackers, and a quart of ice water.
~Suggestions are like the ripcords on parachutes.
i cannot believe this is a 15 page thread.
the horror. the horror.
(p.s. a sour cream and chive baked potato from wendy's, muthafuckas)
I admire the pluckiness of this thread. this might be a record for staying mostly on topic for the longest amount of time. People just like food, I guess.
Also recently I had some Bubbletape, which I hadn't had since I was about ten years old. It was not as good as I remembered.
There is hope, but not for us.
I didn't even know they still made bubbletape.
I just inhaled carpet fuzz. Does that count?
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
Uhh...yes?
I didn't know it either, until I was standing in the check-out line at Wal-mart and staring at all the mints and...ta dahhh! Bubbletape! It made me buy it. "Jaaannnee....." it said, "Buy us. We are full of bubble-tapey goodness."
And just so you know, I am NOT a stoner.
There is hope, but not for us.
Wal-mart in Nebraska?
They may not still make Bubbletape, that might be part of the original run...
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
beef jerky
pizza. yes, again. you got a problem with that. this time it was mushroom, fresh mushrooms, grated parmesan, oregano, red pepper flakes and hot sauce. i like it hot.
i also had one of my nephew's molasses cookies with a tall glass of ice cold almond wave almond milk!
That's the weirdest sounding drink I've ever heard of.
I just had a handful of Nilla Wafers. I felt obligated to eat something so I could post on this thread. I should really start biting my nails again.
There is hope, but not for us.
it tastes great. you must try. in fact, i bet it would be great with amaretto!
nilla wafers. jesus. red and i made banana cream pudding yesterday evening and we added real nilla wafers for kicks and giggles.
I wanted some ice cream but these bastards who live here with me ATE IT ALL, and it was the closest thing I could find to junk food. And I don't feel like driving anywhere to buy some because Chris is low on gas.
There is hope, but not for us.
*kicks chris* get your ass in gear boy. the woman wants some ice cream.
Chris is a girl, albeit a tomboy. She's a convertible and HER RAGTOP IS BROKEN!
*yells out window* Yeah, I'm talking to you! You stupid hunk of metal! What're you going to do about it? Huh?! You think this is a freaking Stephen King novel? Well it's not!!
Man am I going to pay for that later.
There is hope, but not for us.
Tofurkey.
Mmmm. Partially hydrogenated soy faux meats...[drools]
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]rents, well...at least someone's calling you daddy 
[/B][/QUOTE]
*doubles over from the low blow*
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]In my HS, the list goes as follows:
Your mom.
Your face.
Your butt/ass.
It was high school, after all. [/B][/QUOTE]
This is still how it goes between me and my sister, though we usually leave out the your mom.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]*kicks chris* [/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]*yells out window* Yeah, I'm talking to you! You stupid hunk of metal! What're you going to do about it? Huh?! You think this is a freaking Stephen King novel? Well it's not!! [/B][/QUOTE]
HEY! BOTH OF YOU BACK OFF!! CHRIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF MACHINERY THAT DESERVES RESPECT, DAMMIT!!! *pets Chris* shhhhhhhh. It's okay, they didn't mean it.
P.S. Maybe Kris with a 'k' would be more appropriate since it's a girl.
P.P.S. Foot long Spicy Italian sub from Subgay.
Scrambled eggs and tropical sprite. Earlier I had chicken nuggets and a peach fruit cup. A garlic bagel at work. Yum...I should've brought some home.
I knew that'd get you Rents, you predictable bastard. Her name is Chris and Chris she shall remain.
My revenge has been enacted. Truer words have never been spoken: I WEEN.
I had my dad's goulash (yummy yum) 2 dinner rolls, a 'real' Vanilla Coke, and some Jello vanilla pudding. That's a lot of food for me, but perusing this thread, I realized the only thing I'd really had to eat today was some chips and Nilla Wafers.
There is hope, but not for us.
Joo no ween. Joo loose. I ween. I allus ween.
Fack you man. Joo loose so bad, man. I ween. I facking ween.
There is hope, but not for us.
No, man, fack JOO. Fack JOO, man. I allus ween. No joo. I ween alla time. Joo allus loose.
And by 'real' Vanilla Coke, please tell me you don't mean out of a can.
Yes, IT WAS REAL. I MIXED IT MYSELF WITH A SPOON AND EVERYTHING. Sheesh.
So fack joo, man. Joo so stoopid. Don't make me. I fightjoo, I ween. Joo loose. Cauz joo are looser. Allus da looser.
There is hope, but not for us.
eggs scrambled with cheese, onion + herbs. 2 thingys of lean bacon. mmm weekend breakfasts.
i wish i had a car 
YUCK!
I ate pain au chocolat for my breakfast. Manifique?
honey. i just had a spoonful of honey for my sore troat.
eggs in the hole
soy sausage patties
coffee
orange juice
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iced tea
eggs in the hole? intriguing
i just had a radish
my grandmother's recipe, rubes:
sliced bread (but any flat bread (except pita or afghan) will work)
using a cookie cutter or your god given hands cut / tear a hole
heat up an IRON skillet
put a little butter and olive oil in pan
fry bread until both sides are nice and brown
put a small piece of butter in the hole
crack and egg or two in hole
fry until done (i like the yolks a bit runny. that's so i can dunk the piece i cut out in them).
everyone has their own version of this. everyone i have made this for loves them my girlfriend can't get enough of eggs in the hole for breakie. try it. you'll fly it!
oooh i got tad confused in there "Eggs in the hole of what?" we're having a BBQd salmon today yummy
not at all like your english toad in the hole.
bbq'd salmon, eh? sounds dee-lish!
wash it down with a pinot noir.
toad in the hole is the grossest invention ever. most english food is gross actually. fish'n'chips, shepherds pie (never had the proper version since i don't eat beef, but i do not like the lamb one), bleh bleh!
thankfully my parents aren't english so i get to eat global cuisine.
hmm, think i'll opt for bacardi + coke (drink con everything!)
i don't drink soda anymore. it's low carb / no sugar tonic and seltzer for me.
and i'm not sophisticated enough for wine! it still tastes like vinegar to me. i hope that changes soon.
yeah i don't usually drink fizzy drinks, only con alcohol
you better hope your taste change.
wine.
the more absolution and hope
in a bottle of wine
than the bloody pope
Cheerios and raspberry tea. And pills.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Yes, IT WAS REAL. I MIXED IT MYSELF WITH A SPOON AND EVERYTHING. Sheesh.
So fack joo, man. Joo so stoopid. Don't make me. I fightjoo, I ween. Joo loose. Cauz joo are looser. Allus da looser. [/B][/QUOTE]
I'm very glad you didn't submit to the demons of vanilla coke in a can. Those goddam coke mother fuckers. I hate them.
Hey! I'n no a looser. JOO, JOO are da looser. Alla time. No me. JOO. I allus ween. I'n a weener alla time. No a looser. A weener. Das me. Looser. Das joo.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]eggs scrambled with cheese, onion + herbs. 2 thingys of lean bacon. mmm weekend breakfasts.
i wish i had a car [/B][/QUOTE]
*drools*
Last thing I had to eat was lunch yesterday. I think I already posted that. A sub sammich with all the fixin's. Except pickles and olive and vinegar. Blech.
i really hope all of you are typing looser cause you like to drag out the 'o' in loser.
Nah Rents, joo, JOO da looser. Joo know why joo da looser? Cauz you STOOPID. Joo a stoopid looser, all da facking time.
And how long can we do this before someone says, "What the hell?"
There is hope, but not for us.
Poached eggs, smoked salmon, buttered baguette, grilled tomatoes and a pot of lapsang souchong tea.
I love food. I think I'll have a BLTA when I get hungry again.
Dunno. STOOPID? JOO are calling ME STOOPID? Uh uh seester. JOO are da one who is stoopid and a looser. I ween. Joo are da stoopid looser alla facking time. Fack joo, man. Joo sock.
Joo sayin I sock? Joo da one who socks. You sock so mach big time. Joo da beeg looser. Joo da HYOOGE looser. Joo so mach a looser, I canna even balieve it, you facking looser.
There is hope, but not for us.
i ween!
Oh man.
Touche.
There is hope, but not for us.
Everyone gets a cupcake!
je touche
i ween! i ween. u looos
Nah nah nah man. Joo no never ween. I allus ween. I am da weener. Joo alla sock.
There is hope, but not for us.
nooo yoo soo wroong. i ween, choo loooser
Dude, you don't know how to play.
It's looser, not loooser. And joo, not choo or yoo. These are not arbitrary spellings.
I ween. Joo sock.
There is hope, but not for us.
choo don't no what choore sayying, loooser. i ween.
we would say nice head
excellent head