Whats the Last Thing You Ate

*swoon* benny, no tengo dinero, y yo quiero taco bell.

(the extent of my written spanish)

A turkey and ham sub from work. With caesar and honeymustard sauce, pepper, cucumber and lettuce on hearty italian bread.
Plus a handful of double choc subway cookies SO FRESH they break in half when you put them to your mouth..

And PS my turkey was not Mirkah grade tourkey, no Mirkah tourkeys were harmed in the making of my turkey ham sub.

[img]http://www.beniciodeltoro.com/graphics/zzlatest.jpg[/img] : I wish someone would shrink me into an avatar. My head is too big. I'm so ashamed.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Wait.... you're all just kidding about ham salad, right? Everyone's eaten ham salad!

Well, okay, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, and various other sundry heathens aside... All good Christians have eaten ham salad! Right? RIGHT??? [/B][/QUOTE]

I've never had the pleasure. You're funny. "sundry heathens" LOL

LOL-Y!

I had yellow rice last night. I'm hungry, have no food, staring at the IHOP sign. But I don't like going in restaurants by myself. Plus it seems stupid to go to a restaurant for grilled cheese...but it's good!

keety, get it to go!

ham and provolone on italian peasant bread

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B][img]http://www.beniciodeltoro.com/graphics/zzlatest.jpg[/img] [/B][/QUOTE]

k i think i'll take this oppurtunity to be the dumb confused one (again) who is this dude? he's hot btw!

so, rubes, how did old benicio del toro taste?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]That sounds delicious. Did you invent it. I don't care for *deviled ham*. Is that the same thing as ham "salad"? [/B][/QUOTE]

No. It is celery, carrots, ham, and some other things on bread with miracle whip. It is delicious but a bit messy.

And Tuffy you are the first person I have found who has had it. No one else I know will even try it since they think it resembles vomit.

As far as I know it is some Irish or Irish-American food. My dad learned how to make it from his Irish mother.

i am not going to let anyone down on ham salad. i have eaten it every year, usually the day after easter and thanksgiving. can you guess why? we always have a smoked ham and chop up the leftovers. still, we always add just a touch of dijon mustard to hellman's mayonnaise. only white trash use miracle whip. *prepared to take a beating*

see, i told y'all that only white trash use miracle whip.

[img]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/56766ac6/bc/Mail+Attachments/__tn_esquire2.jpg?bcvgn1.ABphCqJrN[/img] : mmm, ham. Thanks Tuffy

Breakfast this fine morning:
3 boxes (bowls) of Frosted Miniwheats
1 dealie of custard style Vanilla yogurt
1 pint of milk
1 bottle of Fat Tire

now that's some fun beer, rents...[img]http://www.newbelgium.com/images/ftbike.jpg[/img]

One of my personal favorites.

It's officially America's most alcoholic beer, yeah?

what's miracle whip?

kinda like mayo, only supposedly with a "zest"
it's ass-nasty

does fat tire have more alcohol in it?? i've never noticed...

and now, for everyone's reading pleasure, an ode to mayonnaise:

"The mystery of mayonnaise...is how egg yolks, vegetable oil, vinegar (wine's angry brother), salt, sugar (earth's primal grin-energy), lemon juice, water , and, naturally, a pinch of the ol' calcium disodium EDTA could be combined in such a way as to produce a condiment so versatile, satisfying, and outright majestic that mustard, ketchup, and their ilk must bow down before it (though, at two bucks a jar, mayonnaise certainly doesn't put on airs) or else slink away in disgrace. Who but the French could have wrought this gastronomic miracle? Mayonnaise is France's gift to the New World's muddled palate, a boon that combines humanity's ancient instinctive craving for the cellular warmth of pure fat with the modern, romantic fondness for complex flavors: mayo (as the lazy call it) may appear mild and prosaic, but behind its creamy veil it fairly seethes with tangy disposition. Cholesterol aside, it projects the luster that we astr-orphans have identified with well-being ever since we fell from the stars." ~ tom robbins

very well said, moe.

Moe, I forgot how much I love Tom Robbins. Time to reread his books. Which one is that quote from?

The last thing I ate (1/2 hour ago): can of kippers, hard boiled egg, buttered rye bread, cornichons. And a pot of Lapsang Souchong tea.

Man, I'm trying to read "Another Roadside Attraction," but it is kind of slow. And pretentious. My brother, who stole the book from his gf, said, "Hey! Maybe that's why I like it! Cause I'm kind of slow and pretentious." I told him I was only lazy and sarcastic, and was that the same thing? Maybe not.

I haven't eaten yet today, but for dinner last night I had a pancake. It was gooooood.

Also I'd like to comment on how Rents had a very alcoholic beer for breakfast. Is it just me, or does that somehow spell trouble?

slice of pizza

What kind of pizza. Its all in the details baby. I had onion and anchovy pizza on Wednesday. One of my favorite combos.

mirkah, that quote was from his latest, villa incognito. i'd like to add our friend rents attended a TR reading recently, and i'm still very jealous.

janey, ARA is not one of my favorites, and it is slow in places, but i've never considered any TR books as pretentious. irreverent, for sure, but maybe it's because we approach his books with very different takes on religion, god and "higher powers." my suggestion is to put it down, and maybe read 1/2 asleep in frog pajamas (if you haven't already) which is my favorite.

and speaking of rents, i'd tend to agree with you jane, except when breakfast is at 1 in the afternoon. anything's fair game after 11 in my book

i just had a pita stuffed with cracked red pepper hummous, spouts and cucumbers. deeeeelish!!

Thanks Moe. I'm going to have to get that book.

[img]http://www.freeavatars.net/vpimages/goofy/fhgl106.gif[/img]: psst, Jane S, hey over here.

Well, I read most of "Skinny Legs and All," which I *heart*ed. I have the something something Home From Hot Climates One sitting around here somewhere...

Maybe I don't like it because my brother is constantly saying, "Get ready for the shitty ending! It will offend your sensibilities! And it sucks!" whenever he sees me reading it. That would bring about any book down, I'm thinking.

Dear God...the pancakes are talking to me.

Come heeeeerrrreeee, little pancakes....*beckons*

Dude, seriously, I have to go eat something. I'm hallucinating.

jane, what's your brother's deal?? talk about pretentious!! put down ARA, and start reading fierce invalids, it *almost* changed my life...

those pancakes look scrumptious...but is it just me, or do pancakes smell/look a lot better than they taste? seriously, everytime i feel hungry for a pancake, i end up taking a few bites and throw out the rest. almost like bread...smells much better than it tastes.

Yeah, my brother is kinda like that. Don't even ask. He's all-out weird. He's lucky that the chicks dig him.

And you are wrong about pancakes. They embody all that is good and holy about breakfast food. But you're right about 90% of bread.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]It's officially America's most alcoholic beer, yeah? [/B][/QUOTE]
Well, technically, it's not a beer, it's an ale, which would make it more alcoholic than your average beer. Not quite sure what the AC is, but I think it's around 8. All the details are on the box it came in and that was thrown out a while ago.
An' asssss for beeeeerrr fer brekfas', I 'on' know what yer talking about, ociffer. I'm not an alhocolic. *staggers wildly* Where's my ephelant? *attempts to whistle* Dumbo! C'mere Dumbo! Daddy needs a ride home! *stumbles into the woods looking for his pet elephant*

P.S. Tom Robbins kicks my ass.

I just had a crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich, and am currently washing it down with a piping hot mug of ginger peach tea with a dash of honey. MM-mmm good.

PS. That drunken elephant thing really cracked me up.

your elephant calls you daddy??

in had a big ol' crunhcy cold salad cuz it's HOT over here *keels over with shock*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]your elephant calls you daddy?? [/B][/QUOTE]
Silly Moe, efalumps can't talk. (but yes, he does call me Daddy)

Why don't you get some yogen fruz? Hahahahhahahahaha.

Ha.

huh? yogen fruz? I don't think I'm drunk enough.

rents, well...at least someone's calling you daddy

jane, is a yogen fruz anything like a froyo?

Inside joke...I have no idea if it's the same thing as a froyo. What the heck is a froyo?

froyo = frozen yogurt

p.s. inside jokes are LAMES MCPLAINS!

Well, you and I could have an inside joke and then we could lord it over all these other loosers. Then we'd be cool. (yeah right)

i like the word "lord" as a verb. anyway, i don't know if i could ride your cool coat-tails jane...it's bound to be a wild ride, and i don't think i'm prepared...

but feel free to use "froyo" this summer

*is embarrassed* Aww shucks, I have no cool coattails. You are way too nice and uhh....

I kind of lost my train of thought right there. that was weird. I think I need more tea.

And I will use froyo this summer, and when people don't know what it is, I will look at them in disbelief and screech,"Whatsa matter with you? You podunk! How could you not know what FROYO is?!?! Get out of my sight, looser-face."

your mom. sorry, couldn't resist.

chili. i just ate a bowl of stinkin' chili, hombres. sour cream and siracha sauce to boot!

rice krispies. i just ate a bowl of rice crispies and whole milk.

Guaca chips and apple juice.

Your face, Kitty.

i should be laughing, but i am so confused.

In my HS, the list goes as follows:

Your mom.

Your face.

Your butt/ass.

It was high school, after all.