Whats the Last Thing You Ate

So when are you due?

My post is now lame.

I ate a big rolled up lump of smoked turkey breast lunch meat.

Luckily I only have 3 or 4 more days of steroid treatment. Dunno how long it will take for them to work back out of my system. Or who I will kill and possibly eat in the process.

Breakfast
2 whole eggs 3 egg whites scrambled with salt pepper and spice.
2 cups Oatmeal (Precooked)

Snack.

2tbls peanut butter
2 sliced of whole wheat bread and a banana

Lunch:

4-5 oz. chicken with 2 cups (cooked) whole grain brown rice.

After 2 protein shakes
Dinner will be:

4oz salmon with some sweet potato fries.

mac n cheese with bacon that i made and right now had a salad my mom made

STEAK! Peas, asparagus and broccoli drowned in cheese sauce. Mmmmmm.

A nutritious* meal of fish and chips. (Chips made into chip butties)

And, Toblerone.

*This is a lie.

What kind of Toblerone?

Two pieces of a GIANT milk chocolate Toblerone. (bloke ate the rest)

Good! The milk one's the best. The white choc is too sweet, and the dark one too bitter.
This one's cool too.

I see what they did there and I like it.

Oooh that does look good.

Wikipedia says there's a bear hidden in the mountain logo. Fuck it, I'm not eating Toblerone again! I can't have sweets anyway.

OH MY GOD THERE IS A BEAR!

jasmine rice with butter and salt

Y'all never saw the bear before?

Nog is a meal, right?

some amazing ramen type noodles that we got from the asian market where the lady started speaking chinese to my mom.

Pepperidge Farm Cookies, "Nantucket", I think. Milk, Vitamin D.

French people always do this to me in London. But to be fair, the English do it everywhere.

I had a protein shake and a big bowl of grits for breakfast. About to have a PB and banana sandwich as my prelunch snack.

I had a vanilla yogurt with fresh blueberries.

Popcorn, a Twix, a Bounty and cheese nachos. I am not to be trusted with money.

Weetbix. Mushy and warm. Just how I like em.

Shit, now my lungs are stinging.

Your lungs? Did it all go down the wrong way?

I don't know, my chest hurts after I eat sweets or drink Coke.

cheerios with blueberries

i had a 'california' omelet with sour cream, bacon bits, and guacamole with whole avocado chunks.

you can pretty much tell that food with 'california' in their name would include some form of avocado.

Baguette with tomato, cucumber, lettuce and cottage cheese.

A really yummy nectarine. I'm so happy stone fruit is in season.

Chocolates, they're a gift from parents at work.

Prunes.

That's disappointing.

Mac n cheese and pan dulce. I think I'm gonna eat the last of the black sesame ice cream.

Caramel Ice Cream, banana and honey roasted peanuts.

Another pregnancy thing I think.

I made the bloke try it and he was all like "Ugh. No."

Haha.

I must be a pregnant woman cuz I would eat that.

But you are Jaz!

With elbows on the table? What an animal.

I tried Lent once. I was unsuccessful.

I always am. I just don't have the strength.

Lent is only hard to do on Friday's when we can't eat meat. But usually yummy no meaty food is made like cheese enchiladas, seafood medleys, um... veggie pizza.

I've never tried lent or fasting and I am Kirby with my elbows on the table so I don't lose leverage while shoving food in my face.

I've lost many good friends to leverage miscalculations at holiday dinners.

I feel like spaghetti and steak and cheesecake and chocolate cake and baked potatoes and pizza and Lebanese food and hamburgers and a million things.