Whats the Last Thing You Ate
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There is hope, but not for us.
Where´d mirkah go?
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One time I saw a guy smoosh out his cigarette on a 'no smoking' sign on Le Metro.
I kinda laughed, and then I coughed, cause I'm allergic to cigarette smoke.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sedated [/i]
[B]Where´d mirkah go? [/B][/QUOTE]
She's busy packaging up my Clif bars and sending them to me. Cause she loves me. And is sending me Clif bars.
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Footnote: it's technically TEH GAY thing, but we can forgive our Finnish friends. 
Damn I´m good! You were in France!
Don´t be sorry: Nobody´s ever been satisfied of their trips to France. It´s universal. They don´t really like foreigners, I mean anybody except Belgians...Idon´tknow!.....
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Clif Bars are tasty morsels of tasty goodness.
And a funny aside: when I was little, I sometimes got "morals" and "morsels" mixed up. Also, "medical" and "martial."
What about Belgians now? I met a Belgian girl once....she told me Americans had bad table manners. But yes, lots of European people smell, in my narrow experience. I'm getting nauseated just recalling the 2 hour train trip in Italy with the little old wizened Italian people. They were next to the windows, and the place was air-conditioned, and they were alseep, so we couldn't open them (the windows).
*Vomits on her laptop*
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Hey sedated,
I've eaten bread in Helsinki, also desperado stew. I love the bread strung up in the market thru the center hole.
What is a morsel anyway?
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Willtupper, you are a tasty moral of teh tasty goodness. And when I was little I thought there was a crayon called "violent." violent=violet. Yeah.
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LOL. jane s. heart x infinity back to you for clarifying that is was the windows that you couldn't open. And not the people.
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LOL. That's teh awesome. "Gimmie teh black! I wanna color with teh violent now."
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You´ve been to Helsinki? WhenWhy?
and omygod! I`ve eaten bread in Helsinki! *shreak* 
No seriously, why you were Here? and what "center hole", I don´t actually like the place but that just mean.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sedated [/i]
[B]What is a morsel anyway? [/B][/QUOTE]
a small bite. A little perfect mouthful.
Yeah. I thought if I didn't clarify that, there would be weird jokes of some kind. Sorry 
2066!!! And on that note, new thread!
There is hope, but not for us.
Morsel, Sedated, is a Jewish word meaning, "Wanting additional sel."
Think about it.
hahaha. I don´t get it. 
Jane&Mirkah, make Will stop.
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Yeah Jane! Yeay!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sedated [/i]
[B]????
You´ve been to Helsinki? WhenWhy?
and omygod! I`ve eaten bread in Helsinki! *shreak*
No seriously, why you were Here? and what "center hole", I don´t actually like the place but that just mean. [/B][/QUOTE]
Sure, I went to visit some friends. We visited a church that was buried in a hill...? This was about 5 years ago.
The bread was hanging up in a market on a string. Round loaves with holes in the middle. Do you know about donuts? Like that.
More + sel = morsel.
Next time I will not use teh hard funney jokes!
Dang it, I laughed. I cannot make Will stop, as it is Will. And yeah. I lost my train of thought.
Also I think I got a bit carried away with my thread. But at least he'll probably have a good laugh about it tomorrow morning.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Sure, I went to visit some friends. We visited a church that was buried in a hill...? This was about 5 years ago.
The bread was hanging up in a market on a string. Round loaves with holes in the middle. Do you know about donuts? Like that. [/B][/QUOTE]
a church thats buried in a hill??? in Helsinki or in Lapland cos there are these little praying "cabinets" in the hills or wherever they just decided to put one up.
And I know what bread you mean now
You don´t have those there?? not that you´re missing anything special.
Are your friends in Helsinki or from somewhere else? (in Finland)
and Will: Finally! PLEASE DO SO.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sedated [/i]
[B]
And I know what bread you mean now
You don´t have those there?? [/B][/QUOTE]
I have the biggest smile on my face right now.
No, our bread is not nearly so charming or wholesome or chewy.
My *friends* were from Helsinki. We met in Amsterdam. So, they were travel friends but wonderful people and wonderful hosts.
I loved Helsinki. I was there in October and it was beautiful.
Thats just beautiful. I´m speechless. Thank you.
October huh... must´ve been cold though
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It was cold, but cozy. Just a great experience. I'd love to go back some day. the people are great. And I love tinned fish, so there you go. Back on topic
I could really go for some sherbert right now. Tomorrow I'm going to see a movie and I'm going to sneak in some sherbert. Nothing better than illicit food in the middle of the afternoon.
There is hope, but not for us.
I´m drinking coffee now. That´s my second food group for today.
and mirkah you propably meant tuna?
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People eat pickled herring a lot in these parts.
Damn Swedes, mess it up for the rest of us.
There is hope, but not for us.
Sometime early last night I had this pastry called a Butter Ring.
[img]http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/catcommand.gif[/img][img]http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/south23b.jpg[/img][img]http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/lanceegg.gif[/img]... yummy... breakfast
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While I'm busy drueling over Brock's CGI breakfast, I seem to remember consuming a couple of PB Chocolate chip cookies and a Cup o' Noodles for dinner last night. Yuuuuuuum yum. Talk about nutrition.
Thought this was an appropriate thread... just made my grocery list for today... just the basics
-Vodka
-Cigarettes
-Assorted Other Booze [at licquor store near grocery]
-Chicken Breast
-Tuna
- Salmon, Oysters
- Ground Beef
- Eggs
- Ribeye Steaks, Top Sirloin, Beef Tenderloin, Strip Steak
- Turkey Breast
- Condoms
- Oatmeal
- Brown Rice
- Pasta
- Potatoes
- Porn [at shop near grovery store]
- Curel Original Formula Hand Lotion
- T.P.
- Bell & Jalapeno Peppers
- Tomatoes
- Aspirin
- bananas, apples, Lemons and Limes
- Beef Jerky
- Salsa
- fuck bread, way overrated.
- Butter
- KY Jelly
- Peanut Butter
- Vivarin
- Soap
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
I am eating carrots. I'm not sure why I am doing this. They were just here and so I am eating them.
There is hope, but not for us.
More power to ya... carrots are a waste. They taste like shit, they serve little purpose nutritionally, and well, I guess you can get them cheap and grow them yourself, so... like celery, they are just filler... and contrary to popular belief they will not make you have great vision, and spinach will not turn you into a muscular sailor with a pipe fetish/ oral fixation on sucking device and a hankerin' for anorexic italian broads with oily names...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Ham sammich. Ain't nothin like it.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]More + sel = morsel.
Next time I will not use teh hard funney jokes! [/B][/QUOTE]
i got it! although not the Jewish thing. AND, using my amazing *cough* multi-lingual skills, i can also tell you that "sel" means "salt" in either french or spanish (or both. which i like to call "spanch")
and Mr Landers, carrots are tasty. also, contary to popular belief, they do not give one the ability to see in the dark. they do, however, do something good to your eyes ("los ojos"/"les yeux"), and are good for you skin ("piel")
im a gad-daymn rollin' stone
oh yeh, last thing i ate: an apple (pomme/manzana) and bread (TASTY bread) con pb + j (you guys have me hooked!)
new england clam chowder
broiled oysters with anchovy butter
blue point ale
ah! lunch in the big city.
brock, what's the hand lotion for, dude?
jane s., you lovely matron of the local nebraskie diner, herring is delicious.
How can you say that. Herring is gross.
Or maybe I just have a deep-seated hatred for all things Swedish.
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I'm part Swedish.
uh, jane s., fish do not have nationalities. people do. herring, i repeat, is an awesome food product.
No it's not. You big food snob. Contrary to what you might think, I was raised with the idea that pickled herring was Swedish, along with mustacaka, smorgasboards, and the thin pancakes. I hate all things Swedish. End of story.
There is hope, but not for us.
you are a narrow minded rube when it comes to food products, aren't you?
Sometimes, yes. But I disgust all my peers with the proclamation that I enjoy some good raw squid now and again.
There is hope, but not for us.
you can get raw squid in aksarben? do you like it with a little soy sauce and wasabi? ika, in other words?
what's a rube? i get confused cuz it's almost my name
a rube, rubes, is a poorly educated, dimwit, ordinarily living way out in the sticks. comprende?
I'M PART SWEDISH.
Hey, I wasn´t offended, n fact. It´s about time you start to seriously dish europians back.
And Will: that hurt.
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