What makes you horny?
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The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]But my boyfriend gets yelled at for sayin' this shit, eh?
Favoritishm is the pits.[/QUOTE]
I never thought of it as favoritism... it's just, see, like Rubylicious has bodacious ta-ta's...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]A: jane s. - 11:27 am - Viewing Thread - What makes you horny? ;)[/QUOTE]
I got sad because I missed Rents and Will. 
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=jane s.]I got sad because I missed Rents and Will. :([/QUOTE]
Don't be such a downer! Trying to bum everyone out because you never move on! The past is the past! Are you gonna go on feeling all emo and sad for the rest of your life?! No wonder you hardly post anymore! You're in a funk! Get out the funk! Cheer up, mistress depresso!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]SO does bunkle. We need a thread for titays of all shapes and sizes. There is alot at the cult.[/QUOTE]
Okay. I'm gonna address something that needs to be addressed. Man boobs are not hot. I don't wanna hear about them. You don't think they are sexy unless your boyfriend is a fat pig with a fat chest that resembles a fat woman's chest. Iknow brak has a thing for manboobs, but she is some kind of seinfeld freak and karbunkle sorta kinda resembles george castanza in a hairy fat way. I really think karbunkle is crying on the inside everytime he laughs about his own flabbiness. I think talking about flabby manboobs is emo and lame and it's a nerd saying nerddom is cool, when every nerd knows, being a nerd sucks, for real, nerd chic or not, no nerd wants to be a nerd unless they completely give up on ever not being a nerd, and then they embrtace their nerdiness because it's all they have! Same with fat people! No offense karb!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers] Are you gonna go on feeling all emo and sad for the rest of your life?! No wonder you hardly post anymore! You're in a funk! Get out the funk! Cheer up, mistress depresso![/QUOTE]
Um.....no. Now I shall go dye my hair black and wear t-shirts that are too small.
Also meatthinker's story thing was kind of scary.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=jane s.]Um.....no. Now I shall go dye my hair black and wear t-shirts that are too small.
Also meatthinker's story thing was kind of scary.[/QUOTE]
meatthinker had a story? Oh, you mean the one about him having sex with six onthe dot and a buttered corn cob? Or was there some other perverted wierdness cumming out his mouth? Married dudes that still have some if any of their sex drive's left are the biggest pervs... all the techs that work here are married and they all sit around drooling and bullshitting about all the hot mama's they hook up their satellite system's for. I swear, if I hear one more story about a lonely teenage nymphet just out of the shower who succumbs to their installer b.o and sexes them up for hooking up MTV2, I don't know what. It's like I imagine pizza delivery dudes act, all making up stories about getting blown by horny housewives and shit for delivering extra snausage...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I know brak has a thing for manboobs[/QUOTE]
What the...? Who's been telling tales after school?!
Jane is referring to meaty's "fantasy" of her and the Demonness battling for his soul. You obviously bypassed that post.
I thought it was scary, too, jane...but also quite funny.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]What the...? Who's been telling tales after school?!
Jane is referring to meaty's "fantasy" of her and the Demonness battling for his soul. You obviously bypassed that post.
I thought it was scary, too, jane...but also quite funny.[/QUOTE]
I thought ths six on the dot sex with the corn cob and meatthinker was way scarier. The Jane S. one just reeked of old 60's literary cliches a la Dennis Wheatley and TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER with the virgin and the altar and the soul-battling... meatthinker is SO boring with this stuff... his best stuff was when he got real for a second and talked about his job he hates and the skunk and vermin in his backyard that fill his every waking nightmare between cleaning up e-mail accounts...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]But do you know how hard it is to find pictures of male boobs on the internet? It's all regular boobs and porn and one boobed wonders.[/QUOTE]
It's not hard at all. Magic word for manboobs search "GYNECOMASTIA"... a whole world of unsightly disgusting men breasts which aren't even porn because male chest's are not really porn... except on this site because they have nipples... youthink supermarkets don't have male chest's on magazines? You call that porn? I call that GQ or YM or something...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]What the...? Who's been telling tales after school?!
Jane is referring to meaty's "fantasy" of her and the Demonness battling for his soul. You obviously bypassed that post.
I thought it was scary, too, jane...but also quite funny.[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/member.php?u=191]hickersl[/URL] is the only one I know of who is [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=449334&postcount=17]into manboobs[/URL].
This is a really good idea.
have i posted in this thread yet?
i dont think i have
which is amazing
considering it has to do with sex
i feel the need to respond
rembering makes me horny
wiping sweat off my mans face...
...sends me over the edge
watching him work out
...is delicious
listening to music with a good bass line
rythmic strumming of an acoustic guitar
bass surrounding me when im laying on a bed
...high
fluid motion of high hands
...like a wave
ripples make me horny
intellectualism
ideas
masks
ties
electric tape
the smell of pancakes
...maple syrup
old newspaper clippings
...black and white photos
peaches
stained glass
rotting wood
...gothic churches
[QUOTE=karbunkle]i never did understand in movies like that where the one girl is wearing a strapon and the other is going down on here sucking away why the one wearing the schlong is all acting like its a real dick and shes feeling it an everything
anyway i still say the sexiest thing ever is a girl wearing one of my dress shirts and nothing else with that look in the eye that says awww this is all i could find to wear and its all comfy an smells like you , but then when she takes it off the only thing it smells like is her yummy[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's a good smell, when a chick wears your clothes, it's like soiled panty smell except more sweaty and less pussified, and yeah, lesbian films are dumb, I hate hate hate hate hate when the stupid chick sucks off the fake dick, so fucking dumb, but I think they think that if we are watching lesbo porn we want to imagine a cock getting sucked, like because the movie is devoid of actual cock they wantus to asociate the fake dick with a relal dick, and dude, I'm telling you, chicks fucking each other can get pretty fucking brutal, cause that one I was talking about with Kim Chambers, fuckyeah, I just remembered the other girls name JUDY FUCKING STARR, she's a total fucknut, she does everything and she's fucking crazy like MORE SPUNK! GIVE ME MORE SPUNK! I WANTS ALL THE SPUNKS! in her other films like 18 & CONFUSED AND SPRINGCHICKENS AND DOWN THE HATCH and shit, I'm sorta played out on her, plus she does a lot of black dudes because she's all foreign and doesn't "see" color, but I do, I fucking "see" color and I don't wanna see a big fucking black dong fucking some hot blonde chick and I'll tell ya why, cause see, I wanna see a white cock because I got a white cock, same way thoise black dudes who watch porn probably scoff at white cock and want to see lex the impaler or one of the black dudes, and white chicks who only do white chicks are paid more and more popular in the porn bix, like those compilation blowjob adventures of dr. fellatio flicks where they say shit like 24 HOT CHICKS SUCKING THEIR LITTLE BRAINS OUT! and it turns out to be like 6 HOT CHICKS AND A BUNCH OF SKANKS AND SOME CRACH WHORE BLACK CHICKS WITH CRUSTY-WHITE LIPS AND RATTY HAIR AND FUCKED-UP TEETH, but this one she was all laid back, Judy Starr in nasty Girls lesbo chick flick with Kim chambers, if only chick flicks were this good right, no more fucking Erin FuckDongavich Julia Roberts shit, SO ANYWAY, THOUGH Chambers takes a brutal fuck-flanging rutting from this strap-on around Judy Starr's waist before Starr gets her beave eaten tospontaneous combustion, and she's a hot, blonde, a real porn slut, she's even got this fine blonde hair on her legs that makes me balls hitch and twinge and all blue monday and shit...
[img]http://www.anabolic.com/videos/ng/img/ng26s.jpg[/img] < oh man, I found it! That chick on the right has the juiciest tongue for buffing that other chicks pink pink pink twat! I mean, you can literally see her swallowing juice and getting girly-cumsmeared... this is the one with Judy Starr and Kim Chambers too... THAT CHICK ON THE RIGHT so fucking hot and flushed face and like a catholic scholol brunette girl all white and pale and sublimely squalorously squealchy! I highly recommend this film to everyone who likes lesbians or hot chicks or pussy-eating, pussy-eating and more pussy-eating! Any fans of pussy-eating out there? Yeah, it's fucking good. Probablythe best lesbo flick I've ever seen. I mean it. genuine orgasms. Teary-eyed girly fun that makes me sopping hard like a smarmy riock! I can't say enough good things about what this film has done for me! It has made the day's seem brighter and the night's less pussyless or some shit! If I can take a mere moment to describe it briefly.. two words... HOTTESTFUCKINGLESBIANTEENIEPUSSYSUCKINGASSLICKINGTITTYTWISTINGFEST EVER!
[img]http://www.xodvds.com/dbimages/dvds.thumb.7374.XO7459-S.jpg[/img] < not the best pic, but judy starr nonetheless... she sounds like I imagine kit sounds, all australian and obnoxiously enthusiastic...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...