What makes you horny?

hey, rents!! i just found out that i'm from scottish... ancestry or something... ain't it cool??!! we can be broothas! i like bagpipes, too!

you're such a poseur, dude.

noo i'm bloody noot. you wunt to say that too me face, i'm reet fookin' heerrrllllll!!!! if it's not scottish, it's crrrrrrap

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]you're such a poseur, dude. [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes, but such an adorable one. Let's hug him.

No.

what makes me horny . . .

a hardbody running down to the lower level of grand central station, sunglasses, hair tied back, screaming, out of my way!

a fat german lady, covered with sweat. shouting sieg heil sieg heil

Violence.

Erica. That's all it takes. Just her.

Glasses on girls.

i'm worried about xchuck.
prototype, is it the secretary look??
flower dresses on soccer moms that open half way up their leg whilst they slowly ease out of their SUV at a gas station and glance over where i'm pumping, and smile.

Why are you worried about me?

No, not the secretary look so much as the studious bookwormy look. The kind of girl who just looks right sitting next to one of those green glass shaded library lamps.

reading tropic of cancer with a yellow highlighter to boot

Lupus calling me "Daddy".

sugar daddy that is slick

"Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy
so I simply could't be bad
Yes my heart belongs to Daddy
Da da da da da da da dad"...........

cyber crush redux

guys in black suits, crisp white shirts, no tie. phwooar

ph and tall, dark, handsome, etc blah blah

curves and bumps in all the right places

a brain
a body
an expense account

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]A little treat for Rents [the rest of you can ignore it]:

Constant Penelope sends to thee, careless Ulysses.
Write not again, but come, sweet mate, thyself to revive me.
Troy we do much envy, we desolate lost ladies of Greece.
Not Priamus, nor yet all Troy can us recompense make.
Oh, that he had, when he first took shipping to Lacedaemon,
That adulter I mean, had been o'erwhwlmed with waters.
Then had I not lain now all alone, thus quivering for cold,
Nor used this complaint, nor have thought the day to be so long.
(1588) [/B][/QUOTE]
I can't tell if you're really kind or really cruel for putting this up. Of course, it kinda loses something in the 6000 miles between us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]so that's how it's gonna be, eh rents? throw me over for the greek scot? [/B][/QUOTE]
Hey, now, I don't seem to remember me having a problem when you invited Wes to tag along. I'm not throwing you anywhere.

Cruel? Moi?

Just a bit.

It's mostly kindness, dear Rentsy [although i don't like this word in this context]

Yep, you're right about the 6000miles. Can't help thinking we'd have some great laughs if we actually met.

Anyway, I'll quote myself to sum up, because i find the whole thing funny.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]which of the following evokes the green eyed monster for you?

-the fact that Lup is, and Rentsy will be in bonny Scotland, to awesomeness thereof words do not do justice?

-their match made in heaven (and therefore impossible to reproduce back on earth): the uncanny agreement about the horniness of things, the physical, mental and spiritual union that will never take place in the celebration of their lovish?

-The cruel little twist of fate that will keep them apart even though they'll be a meagre two timezones away from each other, thus entering the pantheon of The Great Lovers of All Time That Somehow Lost It?

-or their absolute geekiness re: 16th century poetry?
[/B][/QUOTE]

the way of the samurai is found in death

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]Yep, you're right about the 6000miles. Can't help thinking we'd have some great laughs if we actually met.[/B][/QUOTE]
Yet another reason you should stick around. Tons o' laughs to be had when there's alcohol and 16th century poetry.

I'll probably just visit. Depending on if I get the bloody degree and when the graduation will be. And if my Nazi employer will give me some days off.

But if I come, you'll have to visit me.

xchuck, you're going to have a macully culkin-esque marriage with that suzi girl, or whoever, and big mac's didn't last very long... tis why i worry so for you, laddy.
prototype, i read ya loud n clear, man. does she have sexy legs?? hehehe she's gotta have those sheer energy legs!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]But if I come, you'll have to visit me. [/B][/QUOTE]
Visiting will definitely have to take place. Especially after all this swooning I've been doing.

I'll better have some salts or something in case I have to revive you.

Something tells me the Kiss of Life would not exactly have the desired effect...

I dunno. The Kiss of Life sounds alright to me.

I'll keep that in mind.

I find looking into the object of my infatuation's eyes very sexy. Especially when you then find yourself staring at each other, and look away shyly, but then look again. I love it when he brushes back the hair from his eyes and slumps forward slightly when he talks. GRRR!

Also, I get very horny when I see the Electric Six frontman; especially in the Danger High Voltage music video and ,um, even the Gay Bar video. (But nothing gets me hornier that Edward Norton on tv..)

There's a fine line between infatuation and love. But it begs the question when you get hot and bothered when he leans foward.

It's love and possibly infatuation.

Doesn't one come before the other?

Isn't it all just a chemical reaction in your brain?

yes, your right grade 5. Infatuation first.

Life isn't meaningless, believe it or not... so don't chalk love up to a chemical reaction in your brain.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]yes, your right grade 5. Infatuation first. [/B][/QUOTE]

Damn. I was hoping this would start a discussion for at least a few pages. How disapointing!

i used to want to put a salamander down my pants! not to make me horny. but this thread is at the top so i'm posting in it!

hehe. I was just about to do a rant on how depressing all that science stuff was.

Do it. It is not hardcore to think that nothing means anything.

Uh. I've run out of points actually. Maybe it was your avatar. Made me have a mind blank.

Oh, uh, yeah. I don't believe in Science, but I believe in fate. wow.

Well, science is all over the place. So I guess I believe in that. But I don't know about fate.

I think it's the fact that I don't want to believe in Science.

When people tell me they don't believe in science I get this weird expression on my face like when people try to casually use words like "frooglepoopillion" and "monkey meat" in conversation.

I don't see how it's possible to not believe in science if you're not required to wear a helmet outside of your house.

Science is just another fad like religion orthe macarena

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]

I don't see how it's possible to not believe in science if you're not required to wear a helmet outside of your house. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ha! I knew helmets were going to get mentioned in this thread.