What makes you horny?

boobs and vaginas.

PORN

SWEET SWEET SUCULANT PORN!

kl0pper! (???)

All of the above, plus the promise of breasts and vaginas to come. (No pun intended.)

hE'S mINNE yoUU JESUUES FEREESAKY! HANDNADS DOff MYKkloppER!

I think Bane loves to love someone who doesn't love him.

Bane loves himself via porn! There is no better love than self-love, except when you get someone else to do it for you!

The definition of a pervert: Someone who guys child pornography from there mother, of themselves. Ewwwwwww. Grossness.

What in the world does that mean? Is the kl0ppish wonder taking over your brain, little man?

what makes me horny...colin farrell does the job for me right now.

Colin Farrell had sexual intercourse with Britney Spears.

That makes me soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad.

By which I mean, jealous. I saw in a magazine she got her boob pierced. So now we have something in common!

thigh high stockings with garter belts get me going. fuck-me-red lipstick and smokey eyes. definititley a good SOH.

and having my earlobes sucked. works everytime.

Dead babies.

I said that outloud, didn't I?

Third World Porn.

Oops. My bad. Did it again.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]Third World Porn. [/B][/QUOTE]

lmao and wanting to barf @ the same time. love that post

Bill Hicks said something along the lines of:

"The Supreme Court defines pornography as images of no artistic value that cause sexual thoughts. Sounds like every commerical, doesn't it?"

AT HALLOWEEN MY MOMMEY PUTS ME IN TEH COSTUME OF TEH DEVIL IT HAS TEH LITTLE HORNS ON TEH TOP WHERE MY EHAD IS I HAEV HORNS

SO TEHN TO TEH QUESTION I WOULD SAY TO TAHT MY MOMMEY MAKES ME HORNY ON HALLOWEEN

fruit
skin
perfume

brilliant!

WELSEYS SOCKS:
WAHT FLESHY FRUIT WHICH SMELLS GOOD IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXY TIHNG I SEE WHAT IF IT WERE NOT A WOMAN IT WAS A MAN LIKE XCHUCK THEN YOU WOULD BE A FAGET!!!!1111111111 ROFLMAOMLOZ!!!!111111

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bronskrat [/i]
[B]brilliant! [/B][/QUOTE]

( Travis Bickle style ) : are you talkin' to me?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]WELSEYS SOCKS:
WAHT FLESHY FRUIT WHICH SMELLS GOOD IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXY TIHNG I SEE WHAT IF IT WERE NOT A WOMAN IT WAS A MAN LIKE XCHUCK THEN YOU WOULD BE A FAGET!!!!1111111111 ROFLMAOMLOZ!!!!111111 [/B][/QUOTE]

and... come again? what do you mean?

WESSELNOCKS:
I MEANED TO SAY TAHT IF TEH FRUIT YOU TINKH IS SUPER SEXY LIKE SOME PUSEY TEHN WHAT IF TEH FRUTE WAS A MAN ROFLAMOLLOL!!!!!!1111111 TEHN YOU ARE FAGET!1111111

right,i see. well, i didnt mean fruit- as in a 'queer'.

OK GLAD TO HAEV TIHS TALKE WITH YOU MY MAN GOOD TO REAL MEN TO HAVE SOME TALKS YOU KNOW WER ARENT FAGETS LIKESOME LIKE XCHUK YOU KNOW HE IS A FAGET

not so much a 'faget', as much as a 'misguided hyperactive child'.

well, thats just what i think.
the truth hurts, doesnt it.

NO HES A FAGET

Q. ( in your opinion )- how do you reckon our adopted forum son is going to take that? a vehement denial?

Also, what are the chances of me meeting up with your little tit-sucking pals there?

IN MY ONION XCHUCK THE FAGET WILL GO DO FAGET THINGS LIKE HAVE FAGET LOVE WITH SOME FAGETS

WHATS A VEHICLE DENAIL

THOSE ARE MY BROETHERS TEHY WENT TO A ASHEN COUNTRY FOR SOME FIGHTINGS I THINK IN ERACK SOMETHING

Black or Dark-Red lipstick, and a pair of those elbow length elegant gloves, silk or satin or such. Stylish little black dress, fuckme boots, a little maskara to outline the eyes.....

Excuse me a moment.....

My 'brilliant' was directed at kl0pper but you snuck in.

bronskrat's icon.

-Girls who use literary or movie quotes at just the right time, particularly from 16th century poetry. For example, any bird who quotes the line from the following Wyatt poem, 'They flee from me,' in the right context has pretty much already made me cream my pants.

When her loose gown from her shoulders did fall,
And she me caught in her arms long and small,
Therewithal sweetly did me kiss
And softly she said, "Dear heart, how like you this?"

-Hot breath on my neck (helps if it's coming from hot chick in front of me rather than the fat guy sitting behind me in class, I repeat, SITTING behind me IN CLASS).
-Teasing, and by this I don't mean toying with my nipples or anything. I mean this chick getting you all hot thinking she's gonna do something grand and then not doing it, driving you nuts. Blue balls, basically. God, I love that.
-A kiss right where my neck meets my shoulder.
-A girl giving you a little strip tease, stopping right before you get to the "good stuff."
-Wet hair. Especially if a girl knows how to do the hair whip thing properly.
-ACCENTS. Jeeeeesus, accents. It, for the most part, doesn't matter where from, just as long as a bird has a foreign accent. I'm hoping I won't go completely insane while I'm in Scotland.
Basically I'm a big fan of the tempting and teasing and a firm believer in the Choke anthem "it's never as good as you can imagine it to be."

rents' post just got me all hot and bothered.

you and me both, my feline friend.

[img]http://www.azeem2000.com/slaveleia/images/slaveleia.jpg[/img]

MG is turned on by Jabba the Hut!

That's so hot! Yeah MG!

oh yeah, i forgot to mention accents...theyre always nice.

Oh man, nice doesn't even begin to describe the power accents have over me. They are beyond hot, especially if the right words are being used.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]-Girls who use literary or movie quotes at just the right time, particularly from 16th century poetry. [/B][/QUOTE]

i think if you find a girl in your age group that quotes 16th century poetry you should just put her in your pocket and never let her out. you're never going to find another.

i don't know if i would actually consider this something that makes me horny, per se, but i do enjoy intellectual discourse. oh, alright, i admit it...nerdy boys make me horny! especially if they wear hipster glasses!

i'm off to hide my shame.

edward norton also makes me horny. for some reason. i think it's the way he talks. i don't know why though.

Wow Star Wars characters!

you wanna fuck chewbacca? that's messed up, dood.

ehehehe, I don't think so, meissie! I saw some cartoon characters that got me thinking....a couple of times, Jasmine has all the things I once liked about a girl, now she (and so is Jasmine) a behind my back I like that guitarist, no I ment that band's drummer bitch!

oh. ok. ::slinks back under rock::

didn't mean to scare you off...

sorry, that wasn't very horny!

hey, who says my rock doesn't make me horny?

I'm talking about my rock, baby!

the whole homocrush thread turns me on.