what is your first world problem of the day?
lol that too.
That's the excuse I use for not having a job still that and being over qualified
My wireless router is on the blink and I cant watch my Netflix because of it....BLAH!!
Whatever Whore!
I just had to replace my modem. I thought it was my router, but it was my modem. Luckily I got a new one for free through my cable company.
A curse, truly.
A curse, truly.
Yeah I tried to work at a modeling company and they said I was overqualified...
First in chat, first banned...in one night.
should i replace all my movies on Blu Ray? GOD.
Not only does the wireless router fuck with my nightly routine of watching a documentry on Netflix before I go to bed. It is also preventing me from going to the Kindle store because I bought the cheaper one with Wi-Fi only, not 3G! Really? Wow!!
Whatever Whore!
The cat is shitting and puking all over the house. My carpets look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
I think working out has caught up to me and grease from eating that burger today is not sitting well. I may or may not vomit by the end of the day and create my own Jackson Pollock's all over our floors or the gym floor.
Edit: Also my phone service fucking sucks. I need to call the bank but I can't because my call won't go through. Errrgghhh 
I can't go to Cost Co to day because my cousin, Chuy, got busy, so I can't get my bulk supplies of toilet paper, Q-tips, paper towels and ibuprofen.
Finally got in touch with Chase customer service my other first world problem. I miss WaMu. Having worked with Chase before I am not pleased with their bullshit service fees.
I opened a chase account for the free $125 dollars. Their fees are pretty steep, $12 a month if you have less than $1500 in the account? No thanks. My bank has free checking with rewards. The only fees are for overdraft and using a different banks ATM.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Yeah chase has fees for everything its fucking ridiculous. I know I need to switch banks but I'm not sure which bank to switch to.
I have Chase and they don't have that fee...
I get charged $4 a month (I think) if I don't keep $300 in my Savings account and I have no fees for my Checking account.
I've got Chase. It's like my savings since I was a kid. I don't use that money though because my parents started it for me and they would always tell me DO NOT USE THAT MONEY BECAUSE THEY'LL CHARGE YOUR FACE OFF IF YOU TOUCH IT.
Which I thought was stupid but also scary. It might be the main reason I ever save money at all. Because my other bank rarely even gets up to $300. That said, I don't know why I have two banks so don't ask. If you know why and want to explain it to me though, I'd be open to that.
My first world problem is that I participate in systems that I don't understand.
I went overboard at CostCo and have to figure out where to store some of the stuff I bought yesterday.
That sounds like a first world success!
You might be right, but did I really need a five gallon drum of ketchup?!?
haha
Keep your fingers crossed that McDonalds starts giving away free fries.
I think a five gallon drum of ketchup might last me a lifetime. How depressing. Need to start eating more condiments. Which might shorten my lifespan...
I'm glad I get ketchup by the packet.
Bills to pay. No Money.
I get charged $4 a month (I think) if I don't keep $300 in my Savings account and I have no fees for my Checking account.
Do you have direct deposit?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Yeah chase has fees for everything its fucking ridiculous. I know I need to switch banks but I'm not sure which bank to switch to.
I use capital one and I'm very happy with them.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
^5
Rewards points FTW!
I hate that Facebook took out private messages. Now the only option to say something private is in the instant message thing.
It fucking sucks and makes me rather angry.
Sometimes I just wanna leave a message. Then you write back, thinking I want to chat. And now you hate me because I don't feel like having a conversation right now.
A friend of mine took the family to Vegas with his checking account rewards. I can only get a weather radio. I should really use my debit card more. I'm just so used to always using cash.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I got a $50 Amazon gift card. I have enough leftover to either get another Amazon card for $10 or a $15 iTunes card.
My back left tire on the Explorer, which is my spare has went completely flat. Hubby is out of town, so I have to do man things today. I have to air the tire up and go to the garage. Buy two new tires. Have them put the new ones on the front, the front ones on the back and have them repair the spare. I dont want to be the man of the house today. 
Whatever Whore!
I get charged $4 a month (I think) if I don't keep $300 in my Savings account and I have no fees for my Checking account.
Do you have direct deposit?
Yes.
I get charged $4 a month (I think) if I don't keep $300 in my Savings account and I have no fees for my Checking account.
Do you have direct deposit?
Yes.
That would be why. You have to have a direct deposit of at least $500 a month or maintain a daily balance of at least $1500 if you don't want to be charged out the ass.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I need to pluck my eyebrows real bad. And Jes you need to come to California this weekend so you can go dancing with me, I need someone to go dancing with!
I hate plucking my eyebrows! It hurts! I only pluck the patch that grows in between my eyebrows when I have to. I'll just have big fat eyebrows that look messy and funny. But no monobrow.
I actually leave my eyebrows bushy for a a few weeks but there comes a time when I need to clean them up and I actually enjoy shaping them. It's kinda lame but I take pride in grooming my eyebrows. It's the one girly thing I really enjoy.
I've had them done professionally a couple of times, but the last time I got it done I had a terrible reaction the wax they used and my face was all swollen. Ugh. I've been too scared to have it done again.
yeah waxing is not my first choice for that reason. Have you tried threading? I've been wanting to go get my eyebrows threaded but since I'm broke I just do them myself. I have so many friends that need eyebrow help and it's usually because they over pluck. I think wild bushy eyebrows are a lot sexier than sharpie, misshapen, over plucked eyebrows.
Yeah some people have that constantly bemused look.
QFT!
I think it looks disgusting when women pluck out their eyebrows and draw them on again. It looks so cheap!
Worse still, my cousin's girlfriend doesn't even bother to draw them on at all.
Misshapen eyebrows bother me. Definitely a first world problem.
I usually shave in between just to make sure I don't have a unibrow.
Dude, you're supposed to pluck it. That's what I do. Shaving it will make it grow in thicker.
Real men pluck their eyebrows!
Dude, you're supposed to pluck it. That's what I do. Shaving it will make it grow in thicker.
Real men pluck their eyebrows!
Haha thanks for that Mike. I knew if I had told him that he wouldn't believe me.
Am ronery.
Dude, you're supposed to pluck it. That's what I do. Shaving it will make it grow in thicker.
Real men pluck their eyebrows!
Real men wax!
I got ate up with mosquito and chigger bites whilst pulling weeds out the other night. I had to shave my arms so I could get some kind of lotion on there. I feel, like, double naked.
I probably got 27 west nile viruses.
Not true. It only seems that way because the first time you shave an area, the hair that is already there is thin 'young' hair, and what grows back is regular hair. It won't get thicker every time. If it happened like that, a man with thinning hair could just shave his head back to full. If Frank's already shaved it once, he's good.
Strangely enough, I randomly chose this morning to tidy up my eyebrows. they were a bit ridonkulous.
FWP: I bought an Oscar Robinson basketball card off eBay last week and it ain't here yet. WTF Universe!!??!
Strangely enough, I randomly chose this morning to tidy up my eyebrows. they were a bit ridonkulous.
Was going to say this. No one wants eyebrow stubble either though. It can look worse than just the hair that was already there.
Or being too good looking.