what is your first world problem of the day?
I got drunk last night and called everyone in my phone at like 3 in the morning. I'm also 90% sure I fell in human feces last night. And I'm hungover sooo ugh
What was it you said about people who don't drink or do drugs being boring?
I stand by my statement. I think i'll be one of those boring people now.
What was it you said about people who don't drink or do drugs being boring?
Falling in human feces cuz i was wasted is not something I find exciting. You're boring because you're boring not because you don't drink.
Ok so my first world problem for the day is that I can't find my debit card and I have to pay for my drug/alcohol class tomorrow. I know I mentioned it already but I was hoping I would find it amongst the mess in my room.
I spilled nail polish remover on my Kindle. Fortunately not on the screen. Unfortunately, it corrodes, so now my baby has this lighter stain on one side, not even at the bottom where it can be hidden by my hands.
This is really similar to PA.

#first world problems
What was it you said about people who don't drink or do drugs being boring?
Falling in human feces cuz i was wasted is not something I find exciting. You're boring because you're boring not because you don't drink.
Ok so my first world problem for the day is that I can't find my debit card and I have to pay for my drug/alcohol class tomorrow. I know I mentioned it already but I was hoping I would find it amongst the mess in my room.
lol the irony.
Last night I drank a fifth and when I tried to punch some wigger I tripped and probably got a concussion. I black out too much when I drink. Alright, alright this is my last post about alcohol...because I probably won't drink anymore
yeah. you need to drink less.
I mean seriously. You should try to cut down. A fifth is close to twenty drinks man. That is too much. You are going to kill yourself from just the alcohol alone, whether you do anything stupid or not while drunk.
If quiting is hard, try at least quiting the hard stuff, drink beer instead. It is a lot harder to over drink like that when each dring is 12 oz of liquid instead of 1.5 oz.
He's just a kid, he'll figure it out sometime.
Yeah, good point.
Still, worrisome though as he is several years under drinking age. I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I drank plenty before I was "allowed" to drink.
Still, worrisome though as he is several years under drinking age. I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I drank plenty before I was "allowed" to drink.
It's the mom instinct. He has time to learn but at the same time shit can happen and sometimes literally.
lol. You are right Jaz. Oh man.
For Dakota (I think that is your name?)

He's gotta learn it himself that he's being an idiot (if he's, in fact, being an idiot). I'll just go with the dad instinct, i.e. instead of micromanaging him, I'll just call him an idiot.
Not that I'm doing it now... or I am... it depends on whether or not I have the right idea of how his life's goin'.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Huh?
That really was a beautiful post though. The way you took back eveything you said as soon as you said it than maybe said it again.
I lack commitment.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
my grandpa tagged my car with a trailer and pulled the rubber part of the bumper loose.
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Thanks guys, I might actually quit drinking (except during chat on here lol)
The game I ordered is going to be late because Amazon is run by a bunch of retards.
Also the game JUST went on sale.
/rage

Which game?
dirty room, clothes everywhere
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Dead Island. Whole thing goes like this:
-Order the game on the 20th, select free shipping (5-8 days)
-Amazon is out of stock and says they'll get more in on the 24th at the earliest
-On the 22nd, change order and pay so that I'll get the game sooner (3-5 days)
-On the 23rd, open email to find item has shipped a day early
-See that estimated time of arrival is anywhere between the 30th to early next month
-Get pissed because I paid extra so they game would get here well before that.
And like I said, the game JUST went on sale. fuck Fuck FUCK.

dead island is so good oh god
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Ooh what do you play on?

indeed if its xbox we should all party up and go hack the limbs off some zombie bitches
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Mine's for Xbox.
Oh and Amazon's big solution to my problem was to BUY THE GAME AGAIN. I paid for half the game with credit so I only had to pay like $30 out of pocket. Then I could afford that but now I just can't so their suggestion that I just drop $45 on a new order right now and wait a couple of weeks for a refund is just unacceptable. I'm giving them a lot of shit right now. It probably won't do shit but it's making me feel better.

we have it for pc and xbox. it's technically tyler's
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
my gamertag is Ledfeather, y'all niggas should add me.
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Amazon gave me a $15 credit for the "inconvenience" but I'm still pissed. They could give me a full refund and let me keep the game and I'd still be pissed.
I mean, I know it's only a few days difference but it's the principle of it man! The principle!

To what?
Yo momma.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Nice one.
That was pretty great.

I feel like all of my problems will involve personal hygiene, food, or my iPhone.
for starters, i haven't showered in a bit and i'm uncomfortable.
My internet is completely out now. I think the modem is broken and I hate that I'll have to waste an afternoon waiting for a guy from the cable company come out and check/replace it.

yeah posting on smartphone SUCKS. That qualifies as a first world problem for sure.
Indeed. And the connection at work is horrible most of the time.

You know posting at work is essential to productivity.
It is. It keeps me awake and alert.

and it's less embarrassing than porn.
Gaaaah.. A woman was supposed to call me at 10AM today about a job (which was a couple minutes ago), but her assistant called me and said she's in a meeting, so she'll call me at 12 instead. Man, I'm already nervous enough as it is. ._.
I really have to go to the dentist, but I fucking hate going to the dentist. Firstly there's the pain, and secondly there's the bloody cost.
Good luck Imke! What's the job?
Sales employee! It's for a magazine and they need people to sell advertising space, so I'll be going out to businesses and trying to make them buy.
It'll only be for about a month, but if I manage to do a good job, I could make quite some money.
Right now I'm semi-intimidated. 
I had no power for 5 hours.
It'll only be for about a month, but if I manage to do a good job, I could make quite some money.
Right now I'm semi-intimidated. 
I did that for a while. If you need pointers, I can try to help.
No employers are calling me back.
You probably smelled like alcohol in the interviews!


I don't know where my debit card is Fuck!