what is your first world problem of the day?
YOu have to add a few tablespoons oil or melted butter, and I think an extra egg, to make waffles with pancake batter.
I'm way to silly to have thought of that.
I wouldn't have thought of that either..
Oh wow. Bahahahaha. Hehe.
I read that you put it in the toaster. Which was way funnier.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I'd like to think I wouldn't go that far, but you never know.
I keep getting viagra/penis enlargement e-mails. I do not haaaave a penis! *Shakes fist*
I was drunk when I made plans to hang out with an ex girlfriend and I still don't have an excuse to get out of it yet
Tell her you're throwing a huge swinger party
And boob tattoos are mandatory.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
and a minimum of 5 sex toys, studded leather is the required attire.
Spotify is awesome, but I don't know anyone else who uses it.
I'm working with this model that I really want to ask out, but when she told me that she's also a personal trainer, I figured I have virtually no chance, because gym rats tend to go for their own kind, I think.
haha gym rats. You never know if you have a chance unless you try.
I've never dated a girl as health conscious as me. I say go for it Gordon! If she says something about working out, tell her, "I don't worry about my body image because because I have such a large penis... Wait, did I say that out loud?"
You'll be golden.
Haha Pete!
So I've taken a sick day for my back, but I really want to go to quiz tonight. I know I'll feel guilty for going, but I feel like I need to socialise.
What is quiz?
Maybe if she's used to 'roided-up guys, this might actually work to my advantage for once. heh But hopefully I'll at least ask her. Wanna wrap up the project first just in case that goes badly.
Good luck!
Weekly quiz night held at the pub. I go with a good friend, and have dinner and catch up and we always lose.
Oh cool. I wish I had cool traditions like that.
I have this sudden craving for a cherry pepsi.
I don't drink soda, I think it is quite nasty.
About twice a year I get this insatiable desire for a a pepsi, or a rootbeer, or cream soad, or grape soda or something.
I DON'T HAVE ANY CHERRY PEPSI
I love Bundaburg Burgundee Creaming Soda at the moment. It's so sweet and delicious.
I hate giving into a craving and being really disappointed that it's not as good as what you thought it was going to be.
Weekly quiz night held at the pub. I go with a good friend, and have dinner and catch up and we always lose.
dude totally go to the pub quiz! it's not work so it's ok
plus umm... alcohol is a painkiller?
Haha. No booze for me! Especially on a school night. 
yeah I read this before PA! whoooops... well here's my other reason to go: laughter is the best medicine!
not online, and i live 100 miles from the nearest Target
oh well, the good thing about first world problems is that i'll live!
today my problem has been BEDBUGS! I'd never had them before but then I woke up this morning with tons of bites! I washed everything and vacuumed all around my bed and then circled every single bite with pen so I can determine if I get any more bites overnight. Pretty sure I probably annihilated all dem bugs today though.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
Do you have to get a bedbug bomb for your room? Or is just washing the bedding and vacuuming enough?
today my problem has been BEDBUGS! I'd never had them before but then I woke up this morning with tons of bites! I washed everything and vacuumed all around my bed and then circled every single bite with pen so I can determine if I get any more bites overnight. Pretty sure I probably annihilated all dem bugs today though.
Ugh that sounds awful. We've been having an ant problem. I don't know why but ants really really irritate me not to mention that these little suckers bite. We're probably gonna have to fumigate the house ourselves.
My iPhone went from 12% battery to 7% in a matter of moments, and I wasn't even doing anything!
I'm just hoping it lasts through the night and the alarm wakes me up in the morning.
I think that washing/vacuuming did the trick. No new bites last night, but my body was totally covered whereas 2 nights ago I was just in a t-shirt and boxers. I found out that my landlord will send out a bug-sprayer-guy for free if need be though, so I think I'll show the bedbugs some leg again tonight and if they bite, they better believe they're gonna get sprayed or have a B-bomb dropped on them.
Jaz, that sucks! I hope those bitey bastards gtfo of your house. because your house is awesome and so are you. and your VHS collection.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
Do bombs work on bedbugs? I thought you had to replace the mattress.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Sam, tell me what size you wear, the target here says they have the boots and I'll be out that way this morning. If they have them I'll get them and send them to you and you can paypal me the money.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I haven't been able to go swimming since last Thursday.
Melody, that's really awesome of you and some very Cultie-of-the-week-worthy behavior. I was in class when you posted this so you probably already left. My mom (who has my $30 Target giftcard, aka free money with which to buy boots) is keeping an eye on the local Targets back home for me but if she doesn't have any luck by next month, I might definitely take you up on this. For future reference I wear a 9 usually, but rain boots run big so probably an 8
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
If I see them I'll get them and you can send me the giftcard and a little extra to cover the cost. I shop at Target all the time
I actually never made it over there cause I'm lazy, but I might make it later.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I need the washer to finish so I can take a shower. But then when I get done with the shower I still won't have any clean clothes to put on.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I think she is a swinger/lesbian so i don't know
My boyfriend is expecting a package today with some t-shirts he ordered from the US and has been texting me about it all day, keeping me from my homework.
SAM! I need your address!!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I've been both cussed out and threatened (by different people) today--must be my bubbly personality.
This whole boot thing is pretty heartwarming.
My first world problem is that I'm borrowing my dad's car for the week. My car is tiny and this is a pick up. Not a huge pick up but not a small one either. Anyway, I can't park the damn thing so I have to go the fucking boondock side of the parking lot in order to have room to not feel like I'm going to crush everyone around me... which means walking about a mile... or running if I'm late. Driving it is kind of fun though. I don't have a dick but if I did, I think it would feel a great deal bigger than usual.
My first world problem is that I'm borrowing my dad's car for the week. My car is tiny and this is a pick up. Not a huge pick up but not a small one either. Anyway, I can't park the damn thing so I have to go the fucking boondock side of the parking lot in order to have room to not feel like I'm going to crush everyone around me... which means walking about a mile... or running if I'm late. Driving it is kind of fun though. I don't have a dick but if I did, I think it would feel a great deal bigger than usual.
Hehe I love you even though you don't have a dick
Not sure why but I just got aroused by all this "no dick having" talk.
First world problem: My Internet is constantly going down. I have to disconnect it then reconnect just to get about five minutes of use before it goes down. I can go online on my phone (which I'm doing now) but it's not as convenient as using my laptop.
SAM! I need your address!!
PM'd it! My heart is way warmed! You are wonderful!
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
It doesn't work the same way with boobs?
You always know just what to say.
First world problem: My Internet is constantly going down. I have to disconnect it then reconnect just to get about five minutes of use before it goes down. I can go online on my phone (which I'm doing now) but it's not as convenient as using my laptop.
You're easy.
Also, that's gay. It's really sad but if that were to happen to me, I'd probably break something. And I'm not known for having a bad temper.
My laptop has been overheating a lot lately. Someone told me a few weeks ago I should clean it. So started going about that... but I thought the way to open it was by unscrewing the things at the bottom... and I didn't know where my parents kept the tiny screwdrivers so I ended up using a knife. My walked in on that and she said it looked like I was murdering it. She wasn't far off.
I gave up without even opening it. Which is really for the best. I have such bad luck with electronics. Maybe I should stop stabbing them with knives.
It doesn't work the same way with boobs?
I don't know... I know about as much about having huge boobs as I do about having a big dick. Tomorrow when all the little cars move out of my way on the highway, I'll pretend they're all tripping over themselves to buy me drinks.
And awwww... water-resistant fashion success.
I was craving mashed potato so bad, pulled the potatoes out to peel them and one of them was rotten, and I couldn't have mashed potato anymore. It smelled bad too.
I'm hungover.
Oh wow. Bahahahaha. Hehe.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica