what is your first world problem of the day?
Aren't you Mexican? Hang dry them chonies! Unless you're a Mexican't
I would, but my neighbor refuses to tie the other end of the line to his balcony. What a puto.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I just got back from Frye's (fancy kroger for you east coasters) and I over heard a conversation in the parking lot. It was 2 mexicans and a white guy, the white dude was asking them for money and the mexicans (who hardly spoke english) offered him tamales. Its not racist because it's true.
Aren't you Mexican? Hang dry them chonies! Unless you're a Mexican't
I would, but my neighbor refuses to tie the other end of the line to his balcony. What a puto.
Aye chingado
Hehehe....
I need one of those usb keyboards to compose music with because clicking the mouse for each individual note inside the software is tiresome.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
he t on my computer is sicking. supid key.
Someimes I wash my hair wih shampoo twice by misake, grabbing he shampoo bole instead of he condioner. And ye, the conditioner always runs ou before he shampoo.
#firsworldproblem#
This is very true.
I melted the egg poacher set.
This is very true.
I melted the egg poacher set.
Aww, man, that sucks.
I had one of these, but it exploded the first (and only) time I tried to use it.
I had buffalo wings for lunch and they were so so so delicious but I am worried that one day I might get sick of them and not be able to enjoy them as much as I do so I'm considering depriving myself in the short term so i can love them forever.
I've thought of setting up a schedule. So I only take 50% or 25% of the chances I have to eat buffalo wings. Or maybe even LESS. Like maybe I only have them on Christmas.
God I am so tortured by this.
I actually do the same thing with food I love...
If I notice I'm eating it way too much, I deprive myself of it for a while so I don't get sick of it.
Thanks Pete!
I can never get sick of food I love as far as taste wise but I know the foods I love can make me physically ill if I eat to much so I back off. It's really all about moderation.
It's sad lol
We should probably not over-think like that.
My laptop is making my legs really warm... Wish I didn't have to be charging it...
You put it on your legs so the computer can charge?
I've read that putting your laptop on your legs is a bad idea as it can damage your skin.
I don't know which Star Wars-themed designer 64gb USB flash drive to buy for $119.95.
I spoilt the ending of My So Called Life by looking on mscl.com
Sad to be so pissed off when people are dying in the world. Oh well.
I love that show.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I just realized this thread was "what is your first WORLD problem of the day" and not just "what is your first problem of the day."
i really like this thread.
I ate two corn muffins instead of just one, which means my belly will get fat.
My hair is in a perfect state for dying (unwashed for two days) and it really needs to be done, but I don't really have the time or the energy to actually do it.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
On the flipside I shower every day without fail. Possibly my only OCD.
My boyfriend's dad always wants to drive me to the bus stop whenever it's raining. However, I have an umbrella, and am not made of sugar. His parents are so used to babying their children and since I live here as well now.. I know he means well, but gah. Before I'm able to step out the door, he'll probably ask me if my jacket is waterproof, if I have the right shoes and if I remembered to bring an umbrella. Sigh.
Haha, I'd probably do that, too!
I didn't have time to use my endless hot water shower and my 20 dollar shampoo, 10 dollar soap, 20 dollar razor and my 15 dollar shave cream and 30 dollar face wash.
But i kinda think i look better this way.
Geezuz. That's some quality shit you got there.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I know right. I like smelling like angel farts.
Your kids are still young enough. When they're older they'll know what to do, and will decide for themselves. Either way, they won't need somebody to tell them those things anymore.
Juggling two guys:
Jeff - 6'3" bounty hunter
Pluses
a - Handcuffs
b - Can bench press me (literally)
c - Has taken down some pretty scary people
Minuses
a - Handuffs
b - Can bench press me (literally)
c - Carries many guns and human disabilitating eguipment
Angus - 6'2"
Pluses
a: Is an amazing photographer
b: Was a military guard
c: Handcuffs
Minuses
a: Hard to read
b: Has taken down people before
c: Quit college twice before getting in gear and doing something he likes (Not a real minus but it sort brings on an air that he's not too committed)
I like them both but I'm not about to date two very big and scary guys at the same time with the knowledge that they may find out about this sordid affair.
Then again if it went right I could totally see two guys fighting over me.
Besides the point though...
I laughed at the thought of that being a pun.
Too much alcohol.
Being legitimately depressed that I did not buy any of the Missoni stuff that I wanted while it was all in stock. Wishing I could just talk to some of these eBay resellers and ask them to have pity on me.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
The University put a cap on my internetz.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I had no time to use conditioner because I have to go fix myself dinner.
I drank so much tequila last night I tried to give myself a black eye with a door knob, then missed and busted my forehead open.
You should wear a helmet next time you drink.
The terrible thing is I have to do it all tonight again.
I actually had to work at work today.
I realized I was out of white sugar halfway through making cookies, and then I had to expend energy talking James into going to the tore for me.
Did he take your "s" key with him?
It was to help him locate the sugar, duh.
Never having enough change for the bus. Everything should really just accept my credit card already.
I had another crazy story but I guess I'm just an alcoholic ok. (got puked on, etc..)
The shopping mall I went to had no power.
more Missoni-related life problems. There is no Target in Kirksville but I am home this weekend. Saw that a pair of Missoni rainboots was IN STOCK in the closest Target. Drove 25 minutes. No fucking rainboots. They told me that if it says "in stock" online that means it was in-stock as of this morning. I went 3 hours after they opened. I really despise every single middle-aged woman who has been barging into Target at 8am every morning, cleaning them out and then selling the stuff for 3x the price on ebay. I'm in college, I work a minimum wage job, I ride my bike a mile to school every day and lately it's been all rainy, I don't want the polka dot rainboots that all of the other girls on campus have, why am I not allowed the opportunity to buy a pair of really nice, cute "designer" rainboots for $35? because a bunch of fuckhead eBay abusers don't care, I guess that's why. Man, I'm really feeling salty about this and it's such a first world problem. I'm going to be a world renowned sociologist someday and I sound like a bitchy middle schooler.
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
Dude, they'll get more missoni.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I use Google Voice and have like four notifications to clear every time I miss one call.
I tried to put pancake mix in the wafflemaker and it was a total disaster.
Pissed I can't watch the VTech football game on ESPN3 tomorrow because they aren't carrying it.