what is your first world problem of the day?
the 3 day passes for PAX Prime are all sold out : (((((
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
Nobody at work told me the expressway was a toll road, and I ended up being the one delivering a cake. Since I didn't know, I had to run the toll, and I hope I don't get fined. If I do, I'm gonna get reimbursed for it. Even if it IS only $2.25.
I went shopping down South Congress today. Never been so I wasn't expecting all the cash only side of the road jewlery booths. 
. I don't carry cash.
The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.
Didn't have time to grab something for heartburn before I got to work.
None of the ladies at the bar has a decent eyeliner. How can I karaoke without eyeliner?
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All my life I've wondered what these were called, because every English teacher I had said they were cookies or cakes. And today I learned they're actually called confections. But is this really what everybody calls them?
All my life I've wondered what these were called, because every English teacher I had said they were cookies or cakes. And today I learned they're actually called confections. But is this really what everybody calls them?
Confections is a general term. those are called petit-fours. pronounced petta fors
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
All my life I've wondered what these were called, because every English teacher I had said they were cookies or cakes. And today I learned they're actually called confections. But is this really what everybody calls them?
Confections is a general term. those are called petit-fours. pronounced petta fors
I meant it as a general term. For both little and big ones. Thank you.
I mean that confections applies to sweets in general. The specific name for those is petit-fours.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
mmm.. petit-fours. let's have a tea party.
I've just had rosebud tea 
All my life I've wondered what these were called, because every English teacher I had said they were cookies or cakes. And today I learned they're actually called confections. But is this really what everybody calls them?
Confections is a general term. those are called petit-fours. pronounced petta fors
peh-tee fours 
All my life I've wondered what these were called, because every English teacher I had said they were cookies or cakes. And today I learned they're actually called confections. But is this really what everybody calls them?
Confections is a general term. those are called petit-fours. pronounced petta fors
peh-tee fours :p
Obviously, the French pronounciation.
I originally typer petty four but changed it, cause in proper Southern, I say petta four.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Now I want a tea party.
amuse bouche
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
tea party at Sarah's house!
seriously though, you should have one, especially while you have to be at home. get some girls around and drink tea out of delicate cups, eat tiny cakes and gossip. you'll feel better in no time 
You know, I might just do that.
i was just offered less than five bucks for FIFTY records. now, i can assure you that i know not all of them were all that special, but, even the least valuable of them the store would easily put five or eight bucks on. and the more valuable ones (and there were a handful) twenty dollars or more.
i might be crippled, but i wasnt born yesterday. fuck you every day music in beaverton. fuck you. fuck you very much.
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
i might be crippled, but i wasnt born yesterday. fuck you every day music in beaverton. fuck you. fuck you very much.
Got a list of those records?
My first world problem today is that I miss Dutch cheese badly. Jarlsberg doesn't measure up!
After getting a few hundred downloads of my book I've been inspired to send out queries to agents and small press publishers.
Wish me luck!
*crosses fingers*
No offense, but I wouldn't get your hopes up too much. People will try anything if it's free.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I say petta four, too.
I hope someone brings some to my wedding shower.
My problem is that it's May in Alabama and it's 55 degrees. I put all the warm clothes away two moths ago.
I can't decide on what new phone I want
Also I'm not sure if I want uv gel nails
We need a lawn mower or a gardener for our damn jungle in the front yard. I just weed wacked half of the lawn/slope and my arms are ready to fall off.
Also I'm not sure if I want uv gel nails
Ooooo, get the nails! Are you talking about something like OPI Axxium? I wanted to grow my nails out and try that but instead I wussed out and got acrylics put back on (with a gel overlay).
You will get a ticket for running it. Unless you call them and explain. They then tell you where to mail the toll.
Also I'm not sure if I want uv gel nails
Ooooo, get the nails! Are you talking about something like OPI Axxium? I wanted to grow my nails out and try that but instead I wussed out and got acrylics put back on (with a gel overlay).
I'm not sure what that is, probably! All I know is it's a big ego boost cause you can be kickin' it with just sweats on and still feel awesome cause your nails are posh as hell!
i might be crippled, but i wasnt born yesterday. fuck you every day music in beaverton. fuck you. fuck you very much.
Got a list of those records?
“Don't shoot me I'm only the piano player” Elton John (good cond.)
“A Single Man” Elton John (good cond.)
“Daylight Again” Crosby, Stills, and Nash (great cond.)
“That's Life” Frank Sinatra (great cond.)
“The world we knew, this town...” Frank Sinatra (good cond.)
“Gaucho” Steely Dan (good cond.)
“The Stranger” Billy Joel (good cond.)
John Fahey, Leo Kottke, Peter Lang (great cond.)
“Power of Love” Arlo Guthie (good cond.)
“Beauty and the Beat” Go-Gos (good cond.)
More of the Monkees (fair cond.)
“Farewell to the first gold era” The Mamas and the Papas (record poor, art work fair)
The Single The Carpenters (good cond.)
Some musicals like West Side Story, Hair, My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, etc. Some Classical, some soul, some oldies, basically a little bit of everything besides country.
i counted, theres 69. i gave one away.
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Also I'm not sure if I want uv gel nails
Ooooo, get the nails! Are you talking about something like OPI Axxium? I wanted to grow my nails out and try that but instead I wussed out and got acrylics put back on (with a gel overlay).
I'm not sure what that is, probably! All I know is it's a big ego boost cause you can be kickin' it with just sweats on and still feel awesome cause your nails are posh as hell!
I want to try that Axxium stuff too, it sounds like a pretty good deal. I'm kinda scared of acrylic nails, I don't want them too long or creepy looking, but mine break a lot, so I need to find a solution.
i might be crippled, but i wasnt born yesterday. fuck you every day music in beaverton. fuck you. fuck you very much.
Got a list of those records?
“Don't shoot me I'm only the piano player” Elton John (good cond.)
“A Single Man” Elton John (good cond.)
“Daylight Again” Crosby, Stills, and Nash (great cond.)
“That's Life” Frank Sinatra (great cond.)
“The world we knew, this town...” Frank Sinatra (good cond.)
“Gaucho” Steely Dan (good cond.)
“The Stranger” Billy Joel (good cond.)
John Fahey, Leo Kottke, Peter Lang (great cond.)
“Power of Love” Arlo Guthie (good cond.)
“Beauty and the Beat” Go-Gos (good cond.)
More of the Monkees (fair cond.)
“Farewell to the first gold era” The Mamas and the Papas (record poor, art work fair)
The Single The Carpenters (good cond.)
Some musicals like West Side Story, Hair, My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, etc. Some Classical, some soul, some oldies, basically a little bit of everything besides country.
i counted, theres 69. i gave one away.
Yeah they were definitely trying to screw you. I mean, none of those are particularly rare records from what I know, but they're defnitely worth more than they're offering you. Why not sell them on ebay?
nah. i kept all the rare ones. cheech and chong, abbey road, johnny cash. fuck if i'll let those go for a buck or two each.
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
My sock on my bad leg is on funny, so the big seam join is under my big toe, it's ucomfortable but it really is so much effort to turn it round.
I'm going to have to do it, it's driving me nuts.
I am in the most fantastic lovely mood and am typing too fast for my ability. Every post I make has too many typos to deal with.
I'm going to have to do it, it's driving me nuts.
I've always been really sensitive to touch and texture. When I was a kid my mom would put my socks on and I would cry if the seam was under my toes. It actually hurt. I also wouldn't wear blue jeans until I was 11.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Also I'm not sure if I want uv gel nails
I would suggest the IPhone. I bought my husband one for his birthday and I love it. (I pretend its mine) I want one for my birthday in June. All you want to do is play with the phone, and I think this is totally acceptable.
And you should totally get the nails. I have the acrylics and keep them really short. Yes you can look like a homeless person, but your nails are always on point!
Whatever Whore!
It's raining today and I have to take public transportation. I have no idea what the hell I'm gonna wear now.
bump
I'm stuck at a swingers party in my own house that I wasn't invite to.
My bra and straps are not cooperating with me today, along with everything else.
It's your house. You're invited!
Obviously today you must go bra-less!
Obviously Haha
my brother's girlfriend
We never buy vases and now my roses are in empty olive oil bottles.
My dryer's broken. I had to go on without underwear today... and likely tomorrow.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The diet pill I took makes me want to regurgitate the organic spinach and homemade dressing I ate earlier.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Aren't you Mexican? Hang dry them chonies! Unless you're a Mexican't
I overfilled my freezer and the food wouldn't freez all the way. I had to toss out the bag of ice and take the frozen bagels out to make room for air flow.
I've kind of stopped working on my script. Only got a few lines in the past week.
Losing motivation.