what is your first world problem of the day?

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I ordered cheap but awesome business cards to promote my movie, however I have to wait upwards of 14 days to receive them.

Too. much. chocolate.

Thanks Irina.

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Today was the first time I actually cleaned both bathrooms of my new house. I've discovered that the sink taps NEED to be changed, because the design of them makes the gunk and soap scum cake up hardcore in all the crevices that my used toothbrush couldn't even reach.

That's a pretty shitty turnaround time for short-run printing. Are they coming from China? Who did you order from? I probably could've had them to you in a week.

My scanner won't work and for some reason the computer won't upload my pictures straight off of the memory card and I can't find the fucking usb cord to get them off the camera with the card in it.

James just came and said he caught our five year old daughter singing a Ke$ha song in the backyard and doing some sort of pole dance around the rotatiller. I laughed and changed the subject by asking him if he had any first world problems to share; he gives me this eybrow raied look and says:

"um... THAT."

I've sent several emails to my highschool asking them if they can send me a transcript and had no response whatsoever. If you can't send me one, at least email me to tell me so. Guess I'm gonna have to make an international call..

That being said, my kitty won't come out of my room because I'm trying to get him used to a dog in the house. He's so far been able to come out under of my bed but he's been a little too shy to do much else. :-\

you can't use a transitional phrase for a previous comment that isn't yours.

it's just icky. the previous comment isn't even related to your comment and the whole thing is disjointed.

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That being said, I can't stop thinking about having a stroke. I mean, I'm due for one any time now, it's just a matter of time due to my substance abuse.

My laptop needs a new battery.

I don't live in the US. I've only just found out about bin Laden.

I didn't know about it until just now because I was playing a pretty captivating game of Settlers of Catan. And my husband blocked the badass long road I was building, which seriously devoured the happiness out of my evening. Also, the only wine left in the house was stuck in the back of the fridge and it had a significant old taste to it.

Aw man, I miss settlers. I havent played in months.

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lvidal88 wrote:

My very short hair is sticking straight up in the back and my straightner is too wide to flatten it down. They don't make any smaller than the one I own. .
ughbadhairdays.

pics of said iron. i've seen some pretty small ones

That's a half inch

HALF INCH! I had no idea those existed... I have a 3/4 inch.
I need to invest in a new half inch iron!

My cheap Chinese-made cell phone died. (Along with all my story notes that I've been trying to remind myself to write on my computer, and all my contact #s)

Last night I spilt coffee on my laptop. I did everything I could but it did not make it through.

My boyfriend's dad turned off the heater in our room. Why? No wonder it's freaking cold in here.

My insurance company won't cover the tetanus shot I got in January. What the fuck? I wonder if I hadnt gotten a shot and had gotten tetanus if they would have covered the medical care I needed because of it. Fucking insurance.

I really wanna record a video, but my dad is home, and I feel awkward.

I'm wondering if it's rude of me to stay in my nightie and dressing gown when visitors come over.

Who's house is it?

That's right.

Also, having trouble which center of higher learning I'd like to attend to achieve my PhD in French.

I like you.

Not at all. Getting dressed is just added stress your knee doesn't need.

Phew.

I won't be wearing pants for a while, I think I need some long skirts and dresses.

Yesterday I spilt my coffee on my computer, and so today I bought a new one, and I am not at all used to the keyboard and it's irritating because I keep pressing the 'print' button and the fucking print box keeps opening up.

Too tired to do my homework and too bored to sleep.

I have cold toes.

Some ass parked in front of my house.

It's kind of funny if you think about it, if the item is a car it is perfectly fine to leave it in front of any old house.

But say someone came along with a car sized pile of their junk and just decided to "park" it in front of a house for a couple of hours, maybe coming back to it now or then to rile around in it for something, maybe having a loud conversation with someone, maybe yelling at their kids to get up on the pile already, you know... it would be pretty annyoing to have a someones stuff in front of your house.

It never fails to annoy me when someone parks in front of my house.

Yeah.

I realise I chose a house across from a park, with a school five houses away down the block. So it is inevitable, for this reason I don't get too annoyed during school events, they are going to happen and there is limited parking.

What really irks me though is when there is plenty of parking across the street and people pull up in front of my house. Sometimes there is parking over there, and they are driving up that side of the road, and they do a U turn and park here.

Gah.

I want to go put a FREE sign on the car.

My house is on the edge of a culdesac. I feel your pain.

Ugh. Thank You. And I feel yours too. It is just ridiculous sometimes, you know.

My mother is the only visitor who doesn't take her empty cup back to the kitchen.

You'd think she would be the one that always did!

We have a serious role reversal relationship.

<- Lives across the street from a park and within walking distance of four hospitals that charge for parking. My street is "Permit Only" but since the FOP started a street hockey league in the park, that doesn't seem to be enforced any longer.

#FML #Firstworldproblems

I'm at the house where we are working on a sale. There is a pool here but the trees make it so that the sun isn't actually hitting the are by the pool, so I had to drag a chaise lounge out into the yard. Also, I can't actually get into the pool because I'm still healing.

i was in the bathroom doing my thing when the window washer and me made eye contact.

I don't remember Nikola's last name and now I can't find him on facebook.

It takes two to make a homosexual experience, Damien.

My first world problem is that I have both a bike and a car and it's too difficult to choose between them. Sometimes I actually get there faster on the bike and it's cheaper and a work out and whatever but it also fucks my hair up and makes me smell like nature and sweat.

A little kid cried to me that he fell. I told him that he will fall many more times in his life and not to bother me. He started crying again and I ignored him. I want to be a father sometime but I'm afraid that if I ever become one that I will not care about his well being do to my condition.

All you have to do is train yourself to go "Oooooooh" in a sympathetic tone (head slightly one side) and the child will believe you care. Easiest empathising trick ever.

We all think my step father is autistic (my two half siblings are), my Dad had those kind of reactions too, trueposer.
Had no idea how to sympathise, and had really irritating rational answers for everything.

Me: "When will Mum be home?"
Dad: "When she gets here."

I don't even think it was a dadjoke, it was his serious answer.

Being an asshole isn't a condition, its a habit.