what is your first world problem of the day?

I ate Wendys for dinner. Ack!

I cut one of my fingernails a little too short and it's slightly annoying when I write.

I never have those "I have to post this at the cult" moments. But I went to the bathroom, washed my hands, and looked around. There were no towels or blower things! And then I said, if there was a bathroom attendant, we wouldn't have this problem at all. And I got mad about it. And then I actually said, "I have to post this at the cult." haha

Hilarious.

No, from my phone. haha

Amazon says that my charger was delivered 3 days ago and yet it's still not here. I need that charger!

I have a new iPad 2. I have to download all my apps again...

I have to walk to the store to buy cigarettes and red wine and woman supplies so I don't kill people. This post is almost exactly the same as one I made in PA, only with more reasons why walking anywhere is a sucky idea.

There is my first world problem right there. I have to buy personal products from the little market where they know me.

My current problem is that my days are too short. Pretty sure this is a first world problem.

That depends on what they are too short for. If they are too short for you to ready your fields to plant your families food, then not a first world problem. If they are too short to get in all the fun you want then it is.

Do you think if we ever went to Metric day, with 100 hours in a day, people would suddenly find time to do everything? Even though, it's basically the same amount of time, that just the idea of all those extra hours, they'd get more done. It would be weird to hear how everyone should get 25 hours of sleep each day. That could cut into my 60 hours a day of video games!

It would be 33 hours of sleep, I believe.

It is silly reasons like this that I like you so well.

I am sad because the Amish will never know that people talk about them on the internet.

^ Awesome.

And I didn't even need to post in the "Why I Like You" thread.

Of course you didn't.

That topic is probable the most embarrassing thing I have ever done here. I usually want to run away when I see it has been bumped. But then I drank too much wine last night and bumped it. Because I am really good at self punishment.

But at least you bumped it for a good reason.

Absolutely.

I like that thread. It may be a circle jerk but it feels like a hug.

Another first world problem i am having right this very moment: I thought of a great topic to make earlier today but didn't feel like getting up and going across the room to collect the laptop and now, now I cannot remember the topic.

I love this. I'm gonna have to force it into a conversation tomorrow.

First world problems of six year old girls:

lily: you know what sucks? when you decide to put on shorts and then you have a bowl of something cold, like this ice cream, and you have to set it on your legs.

That's great.

I don't have any milk left for another cup of coffee.

She's adorable!

She is pretty great.

I have this problem with Easy Mac when I eat lunch while watching tv.

We outsource a lot of our admin work to a team in India. They're nice guys but it's just really inefficient because they never really know what they're doing and you spend even longer trying to explain it to them.

I know this makes me sound like a bitch but it is really frustrating.

I feel for you. One of the tech companies I have to deal with, they outsource to the Philippines. The people there are clueless. They waste tons of time and never know what the hell they're doing.

What are you eating cold easy mac for?

I have too much food in my fridge to choose from. I don't know what to have for lunchfast!

first world SUCCESS!
The Reds game isn't on tv locally today, I noticed MLB network said they would have it but figured it would be blacked out here. It's not! Score!

now if only the Reds could score. ugh.

I mean for heat..

WHY

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/worst-things-in-the-world/

What are those?

They basically taste like molten tomato paste wrapped in cardboard.

Eww.

My first world problem is that our huge pork roast was simply not juicy enough.

Delicious, delicious cardboard.

I've run out of milk for my morning tea.

Fear Factor is on at 7AM, but I can't watch all of it, because I leave for work 7:25AM.

i don´t know how to travel light. i always need to be prepaired for everything. we are off to new york tomorrow and i can´t decide wether i should bring summer shoes or not.

Yeah, pizza rolls are good. They are just extremely hot at first. Let them cool.

I have no weed.

And I've lost all my lighters. Between the two of us, we have a disaster.

I burned the meat cakes!

It took me a while to figure out why pizza rolls would be the worst things in the world, but then I did.