what is your first world problem of the day?
Thats an all world problem, friendo.

I love my job and I love my boyfriend and I love my friends and I love going out all the time and having lots of fun in the real world.
I miss the internet something terrible, though. I want to laze about in my robe and slippers and eat chips and drink hot cocoa and actually catch up on this site and facebook. Random posting just makes me feel dirty.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I am in a "Fuck All" mood today. Cant shake it. The sun is shining bright today, which should help. Unfortunately this makes me mad as well. Fuck!
Whatever Whore!
Lost my phone charger.
I miss the internet something terrible, though. I want to laze about in my robe and slippers and eat chips and drink hot cocoa and actually catch up on this site and facebook. Random posting just makes me feel dirty.
I've been trying to come up with a "First world great things" kind of thread, but that seems kind of assholish, and I can't really figure out a way to word it so that it doesn't. Which I suppose is a first world problem in itself.
Had a good day mentally yesterday for figuring out my problems, but today I'm just lonely. This happened after Québec. I've gotten so used to being around people, i.e. my new friends, that I don't know how to handle alone time. It's bizarre, because I used to be totally fine passing hours and hours by myself. Now it's just... troublesome. Maybe I'll go to B&N later and try to write some. Or something. Just to get out of the house.
Get you a sketch pad and go outside and sketch something. Even if it's just stick figures and houses with little curlycues of smoke coming out of a chimney. If anyone bugs you just tell them you were bored.
Then when you're done drawing just tear the sheet out and leave it right where you were.
Then when you're done drawing just tear the sheet out and leave it right where you were.
I actually really like this. I might do taht.
I tried making a homework thread one time. Where I told specific people things to do and they were supposed to go out and do them. But I don't think anyone ever did their thing.
Buying gifts for women. Well, buying gifts period, really.
But lets be serious, when a guy has a buy gifts for a woman, it sounds so much more difficult.
I find buying gifts for blokes hard. Buy gifts for girls is so much easier. Just get them something pretty, cute, and somewhat useful, but not too sensible. Unless I've asked for it I don't like a really sensible present, especially from the bloke.
The best presents are always something insensible. That no one in their right mind would buy for themselves, because they're so impractical.
That's why toys are always better Christmas presents than socks.
See, you say thats easy, but I don't really understand what that means. What's pretty, cute, and useful?
A change purse with kittens and sparkles on it.
Okay... I'm trying not to freak out a little bit, because on that "Apartment" page, there is a salt and pepper shaker shaped like peas.
We call our 3 part group three peas in a pod. It's so appropriate it's ridiculous. I mean, we even have a picture of the peas from Toy Story 3.
I really wanna buy those now. Like, A LOT!
My problem is not having one these said sparkly kitten covered change purses.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
^This and my girlfriend has one that is a owl that has those wiggly eyes! Too cute!
Whatever Whore!
That's uhmazing.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
We call our 3 part group three peas in a pod. It's so appropriate it's ridiculous. I mean, we even have a picture of the peas from Toy Story 3.
I really wanna buy those now. Like, A LOT!
You're welcome.
We call our 3 part group three peas in a pod. It's so appropriate it's ridiculous. I mean, we even have a picture of the peas from Toy Story 3.
I really wanna buy those now. Like, A LOT!
You're welcome.
I promise I was thinking Thank You the whole time. I'm actually gonna buy it for both of them since there are only two.
The yogurt that I eat on break every day went up from $.85 to $.99 today.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
We call our 3 part group three peas in a pod. It's so appropriate it's ridiculous. I mean, we even have a picture of the peas from Toy Story 3.
I really wanna buy those now. Like, A LOT!
I bought my sister a necklace similar to this for Christmas.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I just finished eating a whole pizza and now I feel like I'm fit to burst. O woe is me and my first world bellyache!
My up arrow just came right the fuck off.
And no hot water means I'm too much of a wuss to shower.
My phone won't charge! I need a new charger.
Actually today I was on the train and my iPod died, I got extremely frustrated and mentally cursed myself for not charging it the previous night and I sat there mulling over what I was going to do for the remainder of the ride before I realized how ridiculous it was that I was getting frustrated over that, haha.
the reuptake inhibitors have failed and self-destruction is all you've got left.
I hate it that my modem sometimes shuts off/logs out, specially when loading a video or when i'm in a forum. A minor annoyance but a constant one.
"It is not reason, more or less furnished, but will that makes the world march"
I am alone.
We're supposed to visit my boyfriend's parents and grandma today. I don't feel like it at all.
Did I already post that I broke my phone charger? Well I finalized the breakage and I'm without a charger for a couple days...if I didn't have to depend on the bus and my mom for a ride home i wouldn't be so worried about it but yeah. This sucks.
why oh why does uploading 400+ photos from my expensive camera to my equally expansive computer does take sooo effing long ?!
My Charger broke today. $850 later, it should be fine.
2 weeks ago I put new tie rods on it.
So my Charger, which is in great condition, has cost me over a grand in 3 weeks...
2 weeks ago I put new tie rods on it.
So my Charger, which is in great condition, has cost me over a grand in 3 weeks...
After Jaz's earlier post, I thought you spent $850 on a phone charger.
Car trouble stinks... good luck.
It happens. What you gonna do. It's running great now. Just picked it up a little bit ago.
I also thought you were talking about a phone charger, but then realized you capitalized Charger.
I'm a bug bite expert. Send me a picture of your boobs.. I mean the bite and I can tell you what bit you and how to remedy it.

I leaned over some memory foam that had my iPad 2 on it (Ok, I rolled) to grab something. Dang memory foam doesn't do what it's supposed to and now my iPad is broken.
It's under warranty though, so all should be fine. Still, does the wine glass test mean nothing??
Alecia, you're doing it wrong. People in the Third World get bug bites like all the time. They're just crawling with 'em.
Now, if you had a bug bite next to one of your boobs and it meant a delay in getting your saline implants, then yeah, First World.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
I got the idea from Pinterest to send personalized postcards to friends and family announcing our upcoming cruise to Mexico using a picture Drew took of me during our last cruise to Mexico and a template I found on Etsy.
Turns out he only got half my face so I guess I'll have to go with my original idea of sending these adorable DIY sand globes made from empty Nutella jars, uncooked organic brown rice and upcycled LIFE game pieces.
What a beautiful picture of you though!
By George, I think she's got it!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have 5 hours to make up at work for taking time off earlier in the week but I don't have any more work to do so I just need to be here for the next five hours looking somewhat busy.
You know, like typing and stuff.
I am pretty sure this is a first world problem.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
The bathroom at this restaurant doesn't have an attendant.
I made salsa and then touched my face without washing my hands and now it burns from the peppers.
This has been my favorite thus far.

There's nothing good on tv.
I have a cold.
I don't feel like studying.
Man is the cruelest animal.



I'm broke.