what is your first world problem of the day?

882 replies jump to bottom
audreythirteen
audreythirteen's picture
From: City of Dreams
Joined: 05/12/2009
User offline. Last seen 1 day 4 hours ago.
PGoutis01 wrote:
brandon.tietz wrote:
I need to see these Greek bars you speak of.

Not what I was talking about...

But hey, come to MI and we'll go to the Greek Bars. We'll have a blast.


hehe Brandon wants to cut a rug with you Tongue

It may be free but it's a lot more work than it seems for a girl like me.

__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
I will shit internationally!
PGoutis01
MOD
PGoutis01's picture
From: Michigan
Joined: 06/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 7 hours 1 min ago.

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore...

__________________________
188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
Smartazboy
Somebody that you used to know
Smartazboy's picture
From: Chicano, Illinoise
Joined: 10/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 1 week 4 days ago.

I believe she is talking about butt-play.

__________________________

Police

Fano
Fano's picture
Joined: 07/14/2009
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 45 min ago.
PGoutis01 wrote:
I don't even know what we're talking about anymore...

Shaving vagina hair. There still seems to be some confusion on the cult, despite the memo that came down from on high yesterday! Get it together, man!

__________________________
big S wrote:
Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
audreythirteen
audreythirteen's picture
From: City of Dreams
Joined: 05/12/2009
User offline. Last seen 1 day 4 hours ago.

haha

__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
I will shit internationally!
lvidal88
lvidal88's picture
From: Texas
Joined: 03/16/2011
User offline. Last seen 18 weeks 3 days ago.

My very short hair is sticking straight up in the back and my straightner is too wide to flatten it down. They don't make any smaller than the one I own. Sad.
ughbadhairdays.

__________________________

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.

audreythirteen
audreythirteen's picture
From: City of Dreams
Joined: 05/12/2009
User offline. Last seen 1 day 4 hours ago.
lvidal88 wrote:
My very short hair is sticking straight up in the back and my straightner is too wide to flatten it down. They don't make any smaller than the one I own. Sad.
ughbadhairdays.

pics of said iron. i've seen some pretty small ones

That's a half inch
__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
I will shit internationally!
Hattie
Hattie's picture
From: London
Joined: 02/26/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 hours 11 min ago.

My diet isn't going quiet to plan!

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 2 days ago.

My time at the gym just now was less interesting than I'd hoped.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Fano
Fano's picture
Joined: 07/14/2009
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 45 min ago.
xec8 wrote:
My time at the gym just now was less interesting than I'd hoped.

It aaaaaalways is

__________________________
big S wrote:
Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
Xk3zofrenik
Former Enthusiast
Xk3zofrenik's picture
From: Pupu, Caca
Joined: 12/06/2003
User offline. Last seen 3 weeks 3 days ago.

I don't want to pack. (which will probably be my first problem every day for the next month and a half till I leave)

__________________________

So...We are still going to die. Right?

Fano
Fano's picture
Joined: 07/14/2009
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 45 min ago.

Exams on a Saturday, because my school is fucking retarded.

__________________________
big S wrote:
Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
Melody
Fuck Pants
Melody's picture
From: louisiana
Joined: 02/16/2007
User offline. Last seen 4 days 2 hours ago.

I just got crumbs in my very comfy bed.

__________________________

"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."

-LaJessica

Freemena
Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions
Freemena's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 02/27/2010
User offline. Last seen 9 weeks 2 days ago.

Pokerstars no longer allows players in the US to play in real money games. That takes all the fun out of playing for me. Why can't we play, but never be allowed to cash out or pay in? I was so proud on my stupid $25 balance since I didn't pay anything to get it. I just wasted a bunch of time on free rolls until I had enough to play at bigger and bigger tourneys.

Now I can't play and I don't know what to do with myself.

__________________________

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Irina Marina
natural born reader
Irina Marina's picture
From: Bucharest, Romania
Joined: 11/27/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 44 min ago.
Fano wrote:
Exams on a Saturday, because my school is fucking retarded.

HA! That's what you get for mocking mine when we had exams on a Sunday.

__________________________
labelleza wrote:
You love so inefficiently.
Liberum69
Liberum69's picture
Joined: 10/22/2009
User is online

I have no computer of my own, again, and my roommate's is amazingly crappy. Nor do I have a remote for the TV. I might as well move to Madagascar.

__________________________

Si vis pacem, para bellum

fsdghcamel
has no object permanence
fsdghcamel's picture
From: arkansassy
Joined: 11/06/2008
User offline. Last seen 10 weeks 6 days ago.
ScribblingDes wrote:
I just got crumbs in my very comfy bed.

this is the epitome of first world problems.

__________________________

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 2 days ago.

Today there was a gorgeous girl walking around town on STILTS. That sums up my life. She was literally OUT of my REACH.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Freemena
Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions
Freemena's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 02/27/2010
User offline. Last seen 9 weeks 2 days ago.

Yes, but how was the view?

__________________________

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 14 hours 1 min ago.

The camera is in the van, which isn't here, so I can't take and post pictures I wanted to.

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 2 days ago.
Freemena wrote:
Yes, but how was the view?

Glancing up at a gorgeous girl on stilts is like knowing there's a heaven and you'll never make it there.
__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

trueposer
I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.
trueposer's picture
From: Denver, CO
Joined: 05/18/2010
User offline. Last seen 1 year 26 weeks ago.

I started up new psych meds and I drank a whole fifth of schnapps and I'm still only just buzzed! What the hell!? I wanted to pass out naked, in a drunken daze, suicidal, and with a body pillow being my only companionship!

Smartazboy
Somebody that you used to know
Smartazboy's picture
From: Chicano, Illinoise
Joined: 10/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 1 week 4 days ago.

Reading ridiculous posts on the internet like this. ^

__________________________

Police

Barca Boy
Mes Que Un Cultista
Barca Boy's picture
From: Barcelona I wish
Joined: 07/22/2006
User offline. Last seen 2 weeks 6 hours ago.
Smartazboy wrote:
Reading ridiculous posts on the internet like this. ^

But he makes mental illness fun for the whole family.

Freemena
Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions
Freemena's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 02/27/2010
User offline. Last seen 9 weeks 2 days ago.

At least he makes me feel better about myself and some of my more ridiculous posts.

I can ask myself... "Would Trueposer post this?" Then, if/when the answer is yes, I usually delete it and leave the thread without saying anything. You can always tell when this filter turns off. People usually quote those posts, so I can't change them when I get into a different mindset.

__________________________

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

trueposer
I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.
trueposer's picture
From: Denver, CO
Joined: 05/18/2010
User offline. Last seen 1 year 26 weeks ago.
Freemena wrote:
At least he makes me feel better about myself and some of my more ridiculous posts.

I can ask myself... "Would Trueposer post this?" Then, if/when the answer is yes, I usually delete it and leave the thread without saying anything. You can always tell when this filter turns off. People usually quote those posts, so I can't change them when I get into a different mindset.

I'm gay, have aspergers, and I'm mentally unstable. I don't know right from wrong.

That being said, I'm scared of global warming now. Al Gore is such a dick!

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 14 hours 1 min ago.

I thought it was un-PC to clump being gay in with mental problems? Or was that a 90's thing?

trueposer
I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.
trueposer's picture
From: Denver, CO
Joined: 05/18/2010
User offline. Last seen 1 year 26 weeks ago.
pepper wrote:
I thought it was un-PC to clump being gay in with mental problems? Or was that a 90's thing?

It's only bad when you do it. When you are those things it's ok to poke fun at yourself and make people uncomfortable with your stereotype.

That being said, I'm always worried that my heart will stop beating because it has been beating for a long time now and I'm scared it might get tired on me...

Atomos
Slash & Burn
Atomos's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 12/22/2003
User offline. Last seen 45 weeks 6 days ago.

nowhere did it say you had to have AF/DX lenses for them to be compatible with the nikon d90!
long story short, my telephoto lens doesnt work.

__________________________

www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin

Barca Boy
Mes Que Un Cultista
Barca Boy's picture
From: Barcelona I wish
Joined: 07/22/2006
User offline. Last seen 2 weeks 6 hours ago.
trueposer wrote:
Freemena wrote:
At least he makes me feel better about myself and some of my more ridiculous posts.

I can ask myself... "Would Trueposer post this?" Then, if/when the answer is yes, I usually delete it and leave the thread without saying anything. You can always tell when this filter turns off. People usually quote those posts, so I can't change them when I get into a different mindset.

I'm gay, have aspergers, and I'm mentally unstable. I don't know right from wrong.

That being said, I'm scared of global warming now. Al Gore is such a dick!

What age are you?

damien_mayfair
Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer
damien_mayfair's picture
Joined: 08/20/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 weeks 1 day ago.

i wanna share this guy's problem. poor man.

While Rehberg calls himself poor and complains that he’s struggling, the fact is that he is, as of 2009 records, the 14th richest member of the House of Representatives. Opensecrets.org estimates that his average net worth in 2009 was $31 million.

trueposer
I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.
trueposer's picture
From: Denver, CO
Joined: 05/18/2010
User offline. Last seen 1 year 26 weeks ago.
Barca Boy wrote:
trueposer wrote:
Freemena wrote:
At least he makes me feel better about myself and some of my more ridiculous posts.

I can ask myself... "Would Trueposer post this?" Then, if/when the answer is yes, I usually delete it and leave the thread without saying anything. You can always tell when this filter turns off. People usually quote those posts, so I can't change them when I get into a different mindset.

I'm gay, have aspergers, and I'm mentally unstable. I don't know right from wrong.

That being said, I'm scared of global warming now. Al Gore is such a dick!

What age are you?

Older than your mom! OOOH!!! BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNN!!!

That being said, I can't stop obsessing over the fact that String Theory only allows for eleven dimensions of reality to co-exist at any given time... What about the twelfth!?

Atomos
Slash & Burn
Atomos's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 12/22/2003
User offline. Last seen 45 weeks 6 days ago.

so what you're really trying to say is: you're a retard.
how far off am i?

__________________________

www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin

trueposer
I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.
trueposer's picture
From: Denver, CO
Joined: 05/18/2010
User offline. Last seen 1 year 26 weeks ago.
Atomos wrote:
so what you're really trying to say is: you're a retard.
how far off am i?

Not far actually. Just three points shy of having to have Mrs. Gump sleep with the principle to get me into public elementary school.

That being said, does anyone else feel like white rice is stalking them?

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 14 hours 1 min ago.

That is the third post in a row that you said something then said "That Being Said, blah blah different subject entirely.

I just felt the need to point that out. i have nothing more to add.

trueposer
I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.
trueposer's picture
From: Denver, CO
Joined: 05/18/2010
User offline. Last seen 1 year 26 weeks ago.
pepper wrote:
That is the third post in a row that you said something then said "That Being Said, blah blah different subject entirely.

I just felt the need to point that out. i have nothing more to add.

It's my catch phrase for this thread.

That being said, I really don't want to cook dinner in my condition.

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 14 hours 1 min ago.

Hhmm. I see.

That being said, I just ate a handful of corn nuts and couldn't help but think the crunch was similar to how a dog or cat feel when eating kibble. I think I'll be staying away from corn nuts from now on.

Freemena
Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions
Freemena's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 02/27/2010
User offline. Last seen 9 weeks 2 days ago.

Corn nuts are harder than cat food. Cat food has more of the consistency of a hard pretzel without the shell. Taste about the same, but cat food's a bit more oily.

__________________________

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

damien_mayfair
Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer
damien_mayfair's picture
Joined: 08/20/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 weeks 1 day ago.

i really want that to be based on experience ^

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 14 hours 1 min ago.

^ me too

RandomStranger
RandomStranger's picture
From: The Land of Ports
Joined: 11/15/2005
User offline. Last seen 4 weeks 2 days ago.
subby socks wrote:
Barely got two pages of my script written.

What is your script about?

I forgot to pick up pain meds from the grocery store.

Freemena
Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions
Freemena's picture
From: Portland, OR
Joined: 02/27/2010
User offline. Last seen 9 weeks 2 days ago.

It is.

Also, I HATE pretzels.

__________________________

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

RandomStranger
RandomStranger's picture
From: The Land of Ports
Joined: 11/15/2005
User offline. Last seen 4 weeks 2 days ago.

I just ran out of fry sauce, so I have to eat my fries with ketchup.

pepper
pepper's picture
Joined: 02/25/2009
User offline. Last seen 14 hours 1 min ago.
Freemena wrote:
It is.

Also, I HATE pretzels.

Sad

I read the whole unedited thing.

All I can say is some parents show you everything you need, by giving you everything you don't need.

audreythirteen
audreythirteen's picture
From: City of Dreams
Joined: 05/12/2009
User offline. Last seen 1 day 4 hours ago.

I have 20 pairs of shoes in my closet but I still need a casual pair of tennis shoes that aren't falling apart.

__________________________
PGoutis01 wrote:
I will shit internationally!
Melody
Fuck Pants
Melody's picture
From: louisiana
Joined: 02/16/2007
User offline. Last seen 4 days 2 hours ago.
trueposer wrote:
Freemena wrote:
At least he makes me feel better about myself and some of my more ridiculous posts.

I can ask myself... "Would Trueposer post this?" Then, if/when the answer is yes, I usually delete it and leave the thread without saying anything. You can always tell when this filter turns off. People usually quote those posts, so I can't change them when I get into a different mindset.

I'm gay, have aspergers, and I'm mentally unstable. I don't know right from wrong.

That being said, I'm scared of global warming now. Al Gore is such a dick!

I thought people with aspergers didn't understand humor.

__________________________

"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."

-LaJessica

Tuffy
Fuck Plants
Tuffy's picture
From: Rampant
Joined: 03/29/2009
User is online

They can't.

__________________________

This is why we can't have nice things.

Fano
Fano's picture
Joined: 07/14/2009
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 45 min ago.

I think he made a typo. He has Ass-burglar's syndrome.

__________________________
big S wrote:
Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.
franc tireur
What's the rumpus ?
franc tireur's picture
From: The Big City in the 1920s
Joined: 04/25/2003
User offline. Last seen 3 days 5 hours ago.

I am very interested in getting Amazon's Kindle, but it doesn't read ePub.

__________________________

Melody
Fuck Pants
Melody's picture
From: louisiana
Joined: 02/16/2007
User offline. Last seen 4 days 2 hours ago.
franc tireur wrote:
I am very interested in getting Amazon's Kindle, but it doesn't read ePub.

Then get a Nook.

__________________________

"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."

-LaJessica