What did you have to disect?

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framstedt
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are you wearing surgical gloves. you know, latex surgical gloves? let's make this fantasy work for both of us, ok?

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of course, lab coat and all.

*begins to cut into fram's skull, exposing the brain*

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framstedt
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a latex lab coat?

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no, regular lab coat.

hmm...dura seems to be intact. no visible hematomas or hemorrhages...yet...

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framstedt
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it has to be latex.

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fine, latex. now shut up, i'm working.

*cuts into dura surrounding brain*

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framstedt
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*drools* L A TE X

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*reaching into fram's skull with both hands, scooping around under the brain, yanks it out in a gout of fluid.*

hmm. oddly, there seems to be no discernible difference in consciousness.

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framstedt
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*screams*

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that's more like it.

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framstedt
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you're certainly a bit of a sadist, aren't you?

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CLAMMY SKNK>>> SKIN......... OHN OAE sdammit

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disx has been in mommy's pills again...

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framstedt
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mommy's pills . . . *drools*

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Can I poke the brain..?

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please do. *hands loki his brain*

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*holds brain in hands*
it's so..squishy!
*pokes brain, brain makes plush toy squeaking sound*
*loki starts giggling, and doesn't stop*

framstedt
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dude, what's the time difference. it's 10 am here on sudnay, the first.

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12.20am on monday the second.
And this concludes my hundredth post *yay*

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you da man! keep up the effort. in less tha two months i am over 3400!

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Noice one brutha...
Ah, the eternal battle for both quality AND quantity in posting...
I'm aiming for a 10 post a day average, with little-to-no codshit

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The only thing I ever dissected was a cat in high school. No frogs, no insects, no normal shit. My biology teacher brough us a skinned cat. Feline cadavers really do look like oven-roasted turkey breast deli meat... still don't know where he got the cat...

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i have a cat that could be available for dissection. just give me the heads up and i will eliver it on a platter.

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Brock: Dude...
Bull's Penis: Yeah... I know, I know...
Brock: Dissection...
Bull's Penis: ...Sucks.

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I dissected a worm, crayfish, frog, cricket, fetal pig, small shark (which had babies in it), and a calf.

The calf was the worst because it was born on a local farm too early in the year, and froze to death. Our Biology teacher knew the farmer and brought it in for us to dissect. Really yucky as it had not had any preservatives or anything... it was just a yucky gross dead calf.

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The only thing I ever dissected was a cat in high school. No frogs, no insects, no normal shit. My biology teacher brough us a skinned cat. Feline cadavers really do look like oven-roasted turkey breast deli meat... still don't know where he got the cat...

they raise those cats in labs somewhere. no joke. seriously. so it doesn't like, have its face on a "lost cat" sign somewhere.

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the cats i used in biology class were ones that were going to be euthanized anyway