What did you have to disect?

A few weeks ago in Bio I got to see one of the most extensive dead fetus collections in the world. They had 'em ranging from like 2 weeks all the way to 8 months. It was pretty hardcore. And I could so take you out.

Fuck you could, young man. I would dance on your corpse.

I know you're like a foot taller than me, but uh...I have fists of death.

I've got a reach that would keep you at bay, fists of death a-swingin'. You couldn't touch me.

Damn you men with your ability to hold my face back while I try to hit you.

*wails* Why does this keep happening to me?

You keep wishing violence on people that don't want to be hurt.

But they deserve it, though.

And who was the one that said they'd beat someone up after class? Um, YOU.

That's cause people who faint after seeing a drop of blood in high school, especially guys, deserve to be beat up. I suppose I can revoke the beating up process on you since you're a girl. It's still silly that you can cut up a pregnant frog but can't get a paper cut.

I've only dissected a worm...I somehow got out of doing the frog.

DNT. Awesome job. Autopsies and decomposing bodies really interest me right now, hopefully not a passing thing since I'm still at the "beginning" of my obsession.

We were supposed to be called by the coroner to witness an autopsy from my Death and Dying class, but the bio students got the first opportunity, we were way down at the bottom, so nobody ever got to go.

I would love to have that job, except for the maggots and bugs. I have a HUGE phobia of bugs. ::shudders thinking of it::

There was a show on the National Geographic channel recently abotut the Body Farm where they lay cadavers out on a hill or something to study the decay for forensic science. They showed a cadaver entirely decompose. Since he was a teacher there (I think) they had pictures of him when he was alive. Very surreal, I just saw the guy decompose.

I live for interesting cemetery/autopsy/dying stories. The things that happen to you that you'd never think of. (Like using cadavers to test boots that were worn by people who searched for landmines)

I can understand the blood thing. It's a specific kind of thing like a phobia. The blood from the cut bothers them, not the internal organs of the animal...because there's no blood.

One of the scariest experiences of my life was when I got my first bloody nose. Since that's happened it's gotten a lot worse.

I mean, I had just been punched in the face, so that probably exacerbated the fear quite a bit.

We had to prod sheeps hearts. Now that was disgusting...I stayed a metre's distance away though.

sheep hearts? yuck! the most complicated animal we dissected was the suckling pig. it came to us shrink wrapped and preserved in phormaldehyde (sp). it was not nearly as memorable experience as my first kiss.

the blood thing. rents, i wish i had channeled more of my anger into that day. dave van w. might have not strayed from the flock, if you know what i mean, son. my fist of death could have snapped him out of all those prissy feeelings that were running through his mind.

still, even more amusing than the blood fainting episode was when allison p. spilled the molecule set on the floor of the same biology class. bl;ack, yellow, red, white and blue shooter sized molecules rolling around the wooden floor. i can still hear the noise and the look of emabarassment on allison face. pirceless. ashame we didn't have digital cameras back then. our teacher made us help her pick them up. sadly, noneof the girls in our clasw ore skirts that day. *whistful smile, tears*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PsychoKeety [/i]
[B]I've only dissected a worm...I somehow got out of doing the frog.

DNT. Awesome job. Autopsies and decomposing bodies really interest me right now, hopefully not a passing thing since I'm still at the "beginning" of my obsession.

We were supposed to be called by the coroner to witness an autopsy from my Death and Dying class, but the bio students got the first opportunity, we were way down at the bottom, so nobody ever got to go.

I would love to have that job, except for the maggots and bugs. I have a HUGE phobia of bugs. ::shudders thinking of it::

There was a show on the National Geographic channel recently abotut the Body Farm where they lay cadavers out on a hill or something to study the decay for forensic science. They showed a cadaver entirely decompose. Since he was a teacher there (I think) they had pictures of him when he was alive. Very surreal, I just saw the guy decompose.

I live for interesting cemetery/autopsy/dying stories. The things that happen to you that you'd never think of. (Like using cadavers to test boots that were worn by people who searched for landmines) [/B][/QUOTE]

If you are interested in that kind of stuff, you might want to check out this book:
[URL=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0684852713/qid=1054396923/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-5992920-3545700?v=glance&s=books&n=507846]Dead Reckoning: The New Science of Catching Killers[/URL]
This book addresses some of the stuff that goes into a forensic investigation. It focuses on autopsies, but it also addressing things like the Body Farm and Blood School. In blood school forensic invesitgators do things like take a mouthful of their own blood and spit it on the wall to study the patterns or soak their hair in old Red Cross blood and study how it splatters. Stuff like this is explained in the book. I found it really interesting

Or check out this book:
[URL=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0393050939/qid=1054397209/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/102-5992920-3545700]Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers[/URL]
I'm reading this now and it explains various uses for dead people. It is quite informative and actually pretty funny.

[QUOTE]it wasn't mean. it was all good spirited fun. *trembling* i hope insom knows that. *prays*[/QUOTE]

*smites fram*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DoNotTrip [/i]
[B]Or check out this book:
[URL=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0393050939/qid=1054397209/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/102-5992920-3545700]Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers[/URL]
I'm reading this now and it explains various uses for dead people. It is quite informative and actually pretty funny. [/B][/QUOTE]

I just finished that one a couple weeks ago. It was really good. I gave it to my grandpa to read because he's donating his body to science. I thought it might interest him. Even though she says a lot of people don't really want to hear what will happen to them, I'd want to know exactly what would happen to me if I could. It'd be so interesting.

Thanks for the other book though, I'll have to beg someone to buy it for me

thin skinned humorless pundit. why i oughtta . . . . d'oh!

*double smitation*

*reeling* must escape. *stumbles* must survive. *reaches for throat* throttles kitty's neck* die, die, die!

sigh...this is getting tiresome.

*ultimate smitarition of doom*

if it weren't for your continued attempts to have the last word this would have been over minutes ago. still, you're competing with someone who doesn't like anyone but himself to have the last word. that said, *activates global destruction sequence* we are all going to die!

fine, fine, i'm sick of life anyway.

*prepares self for glorious destruction*

that's ashame. a healthy 22 year old on a pig farm. you're asking what's to live for? jesus! take a walk outside and check out the slop bucket. you're life is more fruitful than that.

dammit, you're only not destroying me because i wanted you to.

maybe. maybe not. let's face it. without our little competition posting here would be moot.

posting here is moot anyways.

*shoots himself*lies. lies. my life is a lie.

whoa...you just talked after you shot yourself.

*begins to dissect fram*

what the fuck is going on! my god, my chest! get the fuck away from me, you mad homemaker.

*pulls out the bone saw*

those things are fucking scary

im a bit partial to the rib cutters or stryker saw (used to cut open the skull)

striker might be more like it, eh?

bone saw begins slicing through fram's sternum, emitting a high-pitched whining sound.

DNT, you want in on this?

i always want in

would it really be a high pitched sound? i think it would be more low, tonal, almost like sawing through an old fence post.

think of a circular saw cutting through a piece of wood

yeah, that's kind of what i imagined *screams*

ok, DNT, what's the next step in our vivisection?

take the skull cap off and poke around with his brain while he is still alive. the brain does not feel pain, but we can stimulate certain areas to make him do things or feel things. this might be entertaining for a while.

*still screaming*

ok....

scalpel?

scalpel sounds fun

i am getting kind of tired of the psycho drama. let's throw something out our windows into the street. who's with me!?!

no defenestration. back on the table!!

*begins slicing into fram's scalp*

were you in prague in the seventeenth century, 1638, perchance? did you know this prince? what a whiny bastard.

silence!

*weilds bone saw again*

why not strap a ball gag on me!

because your screams are the best part.

how about muffled screams *pretends to scream while "gagged"*

nope. only the out-loud kind will do.

*grasping one side of the open incision, begins to peel fram's face from his skull*