What did YOU find on the Internet today?
Nah. Writing is for this weekend. This year I will learn how to dance.
What kind of dancing?
Ballroom or if I can't find a partner, break dancing so I can earn the respect of some street toughs.
Would love to go to this!
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I'm stuck on 12.
And 18, because it looks like his driver is trying to sneek a peek that bicep! hahhah!
ugh. Why do I post things?
Good for you. But I do wonder, are you often in situations where you'd get to show off this ballroom dancing? I never am, but I'm not a classy broad.
Festivus!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
Good for you. But I do wonder, are you often in situations where you'd get to show off this ballroom dancing? I never am, but I'm not a classy broad.
Well, people who take karate lessons aren't in fights every day. It's one of those things to use when I need it.
Alright, good for you.
Hidden skills are awesome.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Is this a hidden skill?
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:DDD
That's amazing ^
Also, found pics of my homie on fb.
will my he ever come home? I'm asking the impossible.

Where is that picture taken?
I think in Hazleton, P.A.
I like that, a lot.
I also like this a lot:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/28/us-space-comet-idUSBRE8BR0KQ20...
the very next thing I read, and my thoughts, about the comet in the other article, were "hahahahah oh shite! what if it's Niburu on it's way! lolslolslols."
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/21/us-maya-calendar-nasa-idUSBRE8...
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-amazon-reviews-for-this-banana-slicer...
My friends and I spent a looooong time drinking beer and reading these hilarious reviews (there is at least over a thousand of them..all leaving us in stitches) in different celebrity voices. It's one of those magic moments that can't be duplicated or forced. It was a spur of the moment thing.
The last one I read, my friend says: "Do Batman, but feel free to not do the Christian Bale Batman."
So I did practically the whole thing as Adam West, doing the last paragraph as Christian Bale.
Ah, it was a good night.
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How can none of you be interested in the possibility of a random comet that may hang in our sky brighter than the moon for four months at the end of next year?
I am interested! But it'll only be visible starting September. I think it'll be awesome.
How can none of you be interested in the possibility of a random comet that may hang in our sky brighter than the moon for four months at the end of next year?
Because I've lived through a plethora of exciting space shit and it's always a letdown?
This is why we can't have nice things.
for the Parks and Recreation fans:

I'm excited about the comet, pepper.
You have inspired me to get a lil' ol' drinky winky the next few nights, bundle up, and go out on the porch to watch for the comet.
Now, I just hope my porch is facing the right way. Think it's directed north east. Defiantly north, though.
The comet won't be ere until october.
That's a long time on your porch, Sima. Hope you have enough whiskey.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well, is there another comet coming sooner? I like the idea, of staring up at the sky, waiting for a shooting star, while sipping on spirts. 
gonna google it.
A comet isn't a shooting star.
A shooting star is usually just a meteor flying by, you blink and miss it.
A comet just hangs there for a while, then comes back around again twenty or seventy five or three hundred or five thousand years later.
Remember Hail Bop or Halley's?
A comet is a much much larger object on a definite trajectory or orbital path.
A meteor is something that just burns and is gone forever.
Like my love!
This is why we can't have nice things.
It has a definite trajectory and orbital path?
It only comes by one every thousand years?
You blink and you miss it?
This is why we can't have nice things.
You blink and you miss it?
ha. My list included that ^
There's a whole lotta quote weirdness up there!
But no matter, Sima's gonna drink whiskey on her porch 'til she sees comets!
This is why we can't have nice things.
That actually doesn't sound like a bad plan.
Porch-whiskey-comets.
all set for 2013.
yes! And I'll make that a white rum. Do they make that? Probably end up with a red wine.
Yes, they do. We had clear rum for NYE because we wanted to make Mojitos.

We call that "rum".
This is why we can't have nice things.
Just found out, got flagged as spam on youtube. For saying I was to shy to go on tour with Spacehog. fekers. So sorry I didn't write a bunch of anonymous glorification of the band. I didn't even say anything negative. fekers.
How can none of you be interested in the possibility of a random comet that may hang in our sky brighter than the moon for four months at the end of next year?
Because I've lived through a plethora of exciting space shit and it's always a letdown?
The Hail Bop one was pretty cool. I was able to see that one every night where I used to live. The only letdown was the day I went outside and it was gone.
Dude. Hale-Bop was hiding the Messiah-containing mothership and all we got was a lousy comet and a stack of like-new Nikes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm hooked! Debbie Harry/Blondie is actually in it, too hahaha XD
Happy New Years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BbGtbfkWolA
A link to the 2013 skygazing happenings.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/31/2013-stargazing-events-comets-e...
National Geographic's "Digital Nomad", Andrew Evans, has chosen a café in Trondheim as the best café of 2012.

Best Café: Baklandet Skydsstation (Trondheim, Norway). An old fisherman’s cafe-turned student hangout, this may be the coziest place in Scandinavia.
I haven't been there yet, even though I walk past it pretty much every day.
I thought this was hilarious.
http://screen.yahoo.com/asian-teens-wearing-fake-braces-014011246.html
I used to want braces when I was younger since my mom worked in a dental office I guess. I never needed them though. I wish they would have had these stupid fake braces back then.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/mouthwatering-ryan-gosling-moments-of-the...
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