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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/mouthwatering-ryan-gosling-moments-of-the...

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You have a year, Mike.

Nah. Writing is for this weekend. This year I will learn how to dance.

What kind of dancing?

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Ballroom or if I can't find a partner, break dancing so I can earn the respect of some street toughs.

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Would love to go to this!

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Irina Marina wrote:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/mouthwatering-ryan-gosling-moments-of-the-year

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I'm stuck on 12.
And 18, because it looks like his driver is trying to sneek a peek that bicep! hahhah!
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ugh. Why do I post things?

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
Ballroom or if I can't find a partner, break dancing so I can earn the respect of some street toughs.

Good for you. But I do wonder, are you often in situations where you'd get to show off this ballroom dancing? I never am, but I'm not a classy broad.

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Festivus!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

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Ballroom or if I can't find a partner, break dancing so I can earn the respect of some street toughs.

Good for you. But I do wonder, are you often in situations where you'd get to show off this ballroom dancing? I never am, but I'm not a classy broad.

Well, people who take karate lessons aren't in fights every day. It's one of those things to use when I need it.

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Alright, good for you.

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Hidden skills are awesome.

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Is this a hidden skill?

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:DDD
That's amazing ^

Also, found pics of my homie on fb.
will my he ever come home? I'm asking the impossible.

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Where is that picture taken?

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I think in Hazleton, P.A.

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the very next thing I read, and my thoughts, about the comet in the other article, were "hahahahah oh shite! what if it's Niburu on it's way! lolslolslols."

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/21/us-maya-calendar-nasa-idUSBRE8...

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http://www.businessinsider.com/the-amazon-reviews-for-this-banana-slicer...

My friends and I spent a looooong time drinking beer and reading these hilarious reviews (there is at least over a thousand of them..all leaving us in stitches) in different celebrity voices. It's one of those magic moments that can't be duplicated or forced. It was a spur of the moment thing.

The last one I read, my friend says: "Do Batman, but feel free to not do the Christian Bale Batman."

So I did practically the whole thing as Adam West, doing the last paragraph as Christian Bale.

Ah, it was a good night.

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...

How can none of you be interested in the possibility of a random comet that may hang in our sky brighter than the moon for four months at the end of next year?

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I am interested! But it'll only be visible starting September. I think it'll be awesome.

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How can none of you be interested in the possibility of a random comet that may hang in our sky brighter than the moon for four months at the end of next year?

Because I've lived through a plethora of exciting space shit and it's always a letdown?

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for the Parks and Recreation fans:

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I'm excited about the comet, pepper.
You have inspired me to get a lil' ol' drinky winky the next few nights, bundle up, and go out on the porch to watch for the comet.
Now, I just hope my porch is facing the right way. Think it's directed north east. Defiantly north, though.

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The comet won't be ere until october.

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That's a long time on your porch, Sima. Hope you have enough whiskey.

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Well, is there another comet coming sooner? I like the idea, of staring up at the sky, waiting for a shooting star, while sipping on spirts. Smile Big
gonna google it.

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A comet isn't a shooting star.

A shooting star is usually just a meteor flying by, you blink and miss it.

A comet just hangs there for a while, then comes back around again twenty or seventy five or three hundred or five thousand years later.

Remember Hail Bop or Halley's?

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A comet is a much much larger object on a definite trajectory or orbital path.

A meteor is something that just burns and is gone forever.

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Like my love!

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It has a definite trajectory and orbital path?

It only comes by one every thousand years?

You blink and you miss it?

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A meteor is something that just burns and is gone forever.
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Tuffy wrote:
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A meteor is something that just burns and is gone forever.
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You blink and you miss it?

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ha. My list included that ^

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There's a whole lotta quote weirdness up there!

But no matter, Sima's gonna drink whiskey on her porch 'til she sees comets!

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That actually doesn't sound like a bad plan.

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Porch-whiskey-comets.

all set for 2013.

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yes! And I'll make that a white rum. Do they make that? Probably end up with a red wine.

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Yes, they do. We had clear rum for NYE because we wanted to make Mojitos.

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We call that "rum".

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Just found out, got flagged as spam on youtube. For saying I was to shy to go on tour with Spacehog. fekers. So sorry I didn't write a bunch of anonymous glorification of the band. I didn't even say anything negative. fekers.

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Tuffy wrote:
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How can none of you be interested in the possibility of a random comet that may hang in our sky brighter than the moon for four months at the end of next year?

Because I've lived through a plethora of exciting space shit and it's always a letdown?


The Hail Bop one was pretty cool. I was able to see that one every night where I used to live. The only letdown was the day I went outside and it was gone.
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Dude. Hale-Bop was hiding the Messiah-containing mothership and all we got was a lousy comet and a stack of like-new Nikes.

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I'm hooked! Debbie Harry/Blondie is actually in it, too hahaha XD
Happy New Years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BbGtbfkWolA

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A link to the 2013 skygazing happenings.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/31/2013-stargazing-events-comets-e...

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National Geographic's "Digital Nomad", Andrew Evans, has chosen a café in Trondheim as the best café of 2012.

Best Café: Baklandet Skydsstation (Trondheim, Norway). An old fisherman’s cafe-turned student hangout, this may be the coziest place in Scandinavia.

I haven't been there yet, even though I walk past it pretty much every day.

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I thought this was hilarious.
http://screen.yahoo.com/asian-teens-wearing-fake-braces-014011246.html
I used to want braces when I was younger since my mom worked in a dental office I guess. I never needed them though. I wish they would have had these stupid fake braces back then.

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