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I found this rather hilarious. It's only a minute and a half.

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I love this, it gave me chills.

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pepper wrote:

This almost made me cry. Crying

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Or this. Same sample.

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Is this real or what?

If anything, the crazy guy who did the shooting probably saw this scene and went for it. I don't think it's some wacked-out conspiracy.

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Here's the article, that picture's kind of small.

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2012/12/sandy-hook-referenc...

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ScribblingDes wrote:
I found this rather hilarious. It's only a minute and a half.

Hahaha.

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I like that.

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big S wrote:
Is this real or what?

If anything, the crazy guy who did the shooting probably saw this scene and went for it. I don't think it's some wacked-out conspiracy.

ack!

How could anyone even notice that?

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I think i'm renting or buying the movie today so i'll watch it and find out if it's real or not.

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That is just creepy. It has to be a coincidence. For sure there isn't some evil group out there, I won't believe that kind of crap.

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If this kid had mental health issues, I wouldn't really think it's improbable that he felt pretty depressed and all, maybe looking up to that guy that shot up the premiere, and then he might've noticed the map in the movie, taking it as a sign from the universe. Desperate people look pretty much anywhere for answers.

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If this kid had mental health issues, I wouldn't really think it's improbable that he felt pretty depressed and all, maybe looking up to that guy that shot up the premiere, and then he might've noticed the map in the movie, taking it as a sign from the universe. Desperate people look pretty much anywhere for answers.

A major symptom of a psychotic episode is thinking you are being spoken to through TV/Radio/Movies/Computer/Books and being given secret messages that have to do with a mission.

So this is completely plausible.

Far more plausible than the idea of an actual evil group out there plotting these things in cahoots with each other and leaving clues in pop culture.

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Yeah i don't see the Illuminati planting messages in a freakin Batman movie. I even read an article once that the band Sleigh Bells was a tool of the Illuminati because there's inverted crosses on their artwork and some satanic themes in their songs. There are all sorts of crazies out there, it's sad. And i always heard Ronald Reagan was "evil" but i never knew why until now. Such a sad state we're in.

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Indeed a sad state.

The other thing too, the first major psychotic episode, for males, often occurs in the late teens or early twenties (as opposed to females it is often later, sometimes as late as the forties, before a major psychotic break) . I have heard this guy was diagnosed with aspergers and OCD, which does not really explain why he would do this, those aren't exactly violent conditions, it is possible he suffered something worse but was undiagnosed as of yet.

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I had a lot of problems in my early to mid twenties. I kept them mostly to myself and today i just blame all of the drugs i was doing. But i used to think there was some sort of secret group speaking to certain people through things like movie trailers and commercials and songs. I don't like who i was back then at all. I was really paranoid and depressed and angry but it never crossed my mind to take it out on innocent people and definitely not innocent children. I was more likely to go on benders and just take it out on myself. But yeah, i get what you're saying, the early twenties can be hell.

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big S wrote:
I think i'm renting or buying the movie today so i'll watch it and find out if it's real or not.

That scene is in the movie. I don't know if it actually says Sandy Hook or not. If that were a "trigger," why was there only one kid that it "influenced"?
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I had a lot of problems in my early to mid twenties. I kept them mostly to myself and today i just blame all of the drugs i was doing. But i used to think there was some sort of secret group speaking to certain people through things like movie trailers and commercials and songs. I don't like who i was back then at all. I was really paranoid and depressed and angry but it never crossed my mind to take it out on innocent people and definitely not innocent children. I was more likely to go on benders and just take it out on myself. But yeah, i get what you're saying, the early twenties can be hell.

InFuckingDeed.

I had a pretty major breakdown when I was twenty six, after some hell years.

I wouldn't repeat any of it if you paid me.

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big S wrote:
I think i'm renting or buying the movie today so i'll watch it and find out if it's real or not.

That scene is in the movie. I don't know if it actually says Sandy Hook or not. If that were a "trigger," why was there only one kid that it "influenced"?

I was just speculating on that. The possibility that it was one of many triggers from different sources that he added up in his head to be messages about some mission.

I don't know if it is right or wrong to speculate on these things, it makes me feel guilty to do so, actually.

It is unfortunate to think any warning signs, if he were breaking from reality and not just an evil monster, were likely unable to be addressed due to the state of mental health care availability.

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It is also unfortunate that many people believe a break from reality always results in this sort of violence and are therefore in fear of speaking openly about mental illness because of stigma.

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I just checked the movie and that image is real. Who would notice that though? You can barely see it unless you know what you're looking for. But yeah, it's there.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
I just checked the movie and that image is real. Who would notice that though? You can barely see it unless you know what you're looking for. But yeah, it's there.

Asperger's...

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Oh no. Batman's in the Illuminati?

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I think it's just a strange coincidence. Or Batman is in the Illuminati.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Or maybe things just happen.

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.. because they're supposed to happen.

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Nope. I don't accept it was part of the plan, for those kids to get shot up.
I'm stubborn like that.
There will never be enough explanations to help me accept it. Science, religion, whatever. That shyt is over on my watch.

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But the name of the town is Newtown, right? Sandy Hook is the name of the school. Schools aren't on maps the way cities, towns, streets are, right? There's a Sandy Hook, KY, Sandy Hook, NY, Sandy Hook, NJ, etc.

Maybe it's a village or a township or parrish or something. We don't have those here so I don't know.

It's just a coincidence, y'all. It's not some conspiracy thing or some Illuminati thing (lol Illuminati. For fuck's sake.)

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I'm really trying hard not to watch the news lately because at don't want to get bombarded with these terrible descriptions and pictures to the point where I don't give a shit. But I read a couple reports over the weekend where, supposedly, the young man had some kind of run-in with four of the school's staff members the day before. Now, three of the people that he had a problem with are dead and the fourth is alive because he took the day off (I read this on MSN).

I think the kid was crazy.

And then I read reports of news reporters knocking on the doors of families who just lost their six/seven-year-olds. And, after they didn't want to comment, went and canvased their neighbors.

Then I got pissed and went back to not listening.

Fucking vultures.

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Motherfuckers.

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I got pretty annoyed last night as I was looking at a FB memorial page. A lot of the pictures posted were pictures of individual little candle vigils and flower memorials and stuff people have made around the country, but then after scrolling for a while I noticed a good seventy percent of the pictures posted were of peoples children smiling wide and "wearing green to show their support". It seemed like people were just taking it as an opportunity to show how cute their own kids were.

Maybe I am just being cynical, but I don't think bombarding a memorial page with pictures of living smiling kids from around the country is very thoughtful at all.

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dbdurden wrote:
I'm really trying hard not to watch the news lately because at don't want to get bombarded with these terrible descriptions and pictures...

...Fucking vultures.


That's how my version of your post goes.

Also I don't watch the news at all. 95% of it is pointless. The other 5% I can get from skimming headlines from news sites online. I don't need continuous coverage of death to depress me more than I already am on my own.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Aztec calendar say the "End of the World" is December 21st, 2012.
Dedicated to all my homies for the ascension, just in case we get called to glory.
I <3 the continued story line through their videos.
Plus it has wolves. M83 is so epic!

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Mayan.

And the calendar says nothing about the world ending; the calendar ends. The Mayan New Year is coming-up, guys.

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For real, maybe they just got tired of writing the calendar. It was a pretty long one, right?

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If I had to use critter teeth and rocks to chisel out a calendar every year, bloodying my nuckles, pulling out my shoulder, then I'd have ended that shit too. Maybe they just made a mistake at the very end and since they couldn't backspace or whiteout they just said fuck it nobody gets calendars anymore.

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I feel like I can speak to this with some authority because my father is from
Mérida, Yucatán and can speak Mayan.

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Maybe the Spaniards came and whacked off the guys writing the next Baktun, and then destroyed what was made of it.

Fun Fact: A Baktun is 144,000 days long.

Now, there is a number that likes to repeat itself all over the worlds ancient civilizations and it's religions, amirite?

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What's a Mayan? Is that like a psychic?

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Nothing, what's a Mayan you??

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Faaahget about iiiit!

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^heh. Like.

I read this article on Cracked the other night and was like "Fuck yeah! this is what I need to hear".

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-per...

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Fuck yeah indeed. Big ass Kravitz scarf was exactly what I needed in my life.

And Jack Donaghy yelling at me. I was pretty into that part too.

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pepper wrote:
^heh. Like.

I read this article on Cracked the other night and was like "Fuck yeah! this is what I need to hear".

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

Thank you. If I don't write my script this weekend, please nut tap me.

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You have a year, Mike.

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pepper wrote:
^heh. Like.

I read this article on Cracked the other night and was like "Fuck yeah! this is what I need to hear".

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

Thank you. If I don't write my script this weekend, please nut tap me.

Huge deja vu. I read that same article a few days ago, and I just thought, "Holy fuck. That's it. All my free time is going to be devoted to improving my filmmaking skills. This film we're making is going to pave the way for my future." I bought a bunch of books these past few days. It's gonna be a productive winter break.

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And yes, I will call Alec Baldwin to nut tap you.

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You have a year, Mike.

Nah. Writing is for this weekend. This year I will learn how to dance.

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