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PGoutis01
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That's hilarious!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Steelers Superbowl party?

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It was a few years ago, Tuffy.

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Bears! The Game.

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Where the shit is my video?

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The video button mostly only works with youtube videos and a few others. Apparently it doesn't work with collegehumor.com

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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This one?

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/dec/06/fairytale-new-york-pogues-ch...
History of the song by The Pogues "Fairytale of New York"

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This one?

Yes, thank you.

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Smile

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Ritt wrote:
This one?

That is hilarious.

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Irina Marina wrote:

Dammit I can't buy this from American Amazon but I want it.

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You didn't write it?

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Accurate representation of me and anybody else of the male kind

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French kids are interested in all sorts of things very early :

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Du Hast Einen Pipi is my favorite Rammstein song.

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Why does the man have no pubes?

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Actually, I think it's probably to limit the possible confusion for the child, since children don't actually have pubic hair. And if they're at the age where they're trying to understand something as basic as having genitals, they might not be ready for an explanation of pubic hair.

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Fano wrote:
Actually, I think it's probably to limit the possible confusion for the child, since children don't actually have pubic hair. And if they're at the age where they're trying to understand something as basic as having genitals, they might not be ready for an explanation of pubic hair.

Not that I want graphic detail but that picture is confusing to me--looks like they're Lorena Bobbit's new family.
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As a child, I remember looking forward to having pubes.

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Tuffy
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Dare to dream.

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What's a Krampus?

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newgirl wrote:
As a child, I remember looking forward to having pubes.

My mom used to hang out with nudists and take us to nudist camps out in the desert, so i knew all about pubes.

Actually, most everyone I have ever introduced to my mom has seen her naked within a week tops, if they are at her own home. Just walking around. At least as a kid and teenager they did.

She would just get out of the shower and come into the kitchen with her towel on her head and nothing else and start making coffee, or whatever, and chatting like nothing was up or odd at all.

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What's a Krampus?
Is it a ceremony, or an entire day for holiday? I love learning about different ethnic traditions.

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newgirl wrote:
As a child, I remember looking forward to having pubes.

So did I. Silly girl.

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Sinterklaas brings good kids presents on Christmas.

The Krampus flogs the bad kids on Christmas.

The really bad ones, he eats.

Modern day Krampi.

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We have the same dude for both. St Nicholas brings candy if you've been nice, and a twig (to get beaten with) if you've been naughty.

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Sounds kinky. I'm always naughty and nice so I get best of both worlds. hahaha I'm such a dork, don't pay attention to me.

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Sounds fair to me.
I knew you were a softie for the holidays, Tuffy! Great pics.

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I thought the really bad kids he puts into his sack and drags them off to hell.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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Premier on Dec.12, this Wednesday, on Discovery Channel. Check your local listing for times.

I am really curious!!

AMISH MAFIA tv show
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/amish-mafia

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Tuffy
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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
I thought the really bad kids he puts into his sack and drags them off to hell.

He drags them off for dinner.

WORSE?

You decide.

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Well..

I'd rather be eaten by the devil that deal with his shit for eternity...

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Whyyyy?

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Cannot see picture.

But just, 'cause. why not?

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European Union anthem - flash mob

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Tuffy
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http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/oxycontin/TCG4HLL1R7VLKDEJR

Sometimes the internet still impresses me.

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I found that looking for response to tuff's girls are icky picture, and stopped looking for a response because that was so beautiful a depiction of a scene never written but known to have happened. It hit my heart so hard.

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I always wondered about the expression - 23 Skidoo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_skidoo_(phrase)

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Tuffy
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You need to read Burroughs then.

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Tuffy
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William S. I dunno what Edgar R. had to say on the subject.

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OMG! OMFG! I want one!

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Wasn't Burroughs the junkie priest in Drugstore Cowboys?
That was a good flick.

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Tuffy
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That, too.

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