What did YOU find on the Internet today?
(In reality, I hate those girls. They're boring, stuck up, whiny, not as smart as their GPAs, and suuuper high maintenance. I hate that they kinda rubbed off on my sister. She used to be so much more fun. Even our fights have gotten stale. She also complains about them and their bitchiness, but I think she sticks with them cuz she's obsessed with her social status. Long afterthought, eh?)
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That sucks. And you're her little brother so even if you're right, she's never gonna listen to you.
Maybe if you date them, she won't want to be friends with them anymore.
Go. Get laid. Win this fight for your sister's soul.
You're gonna have to wingman for me, and since you live right around where they do, I'm totally serial.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I was you to promise me something... if I... if I get sucked into their hyper status conscious lifestyle... if you see me starting to legitimately replace my old friends with "cooler" people and turning up my nose at things I would've previously been into and becoming the leader of a group of people I normally wouldn't hang out with...
just leave me there. I'll be fine. And uh... don't tell anyone we're friends.
So you're gonna be Lindsay Lohan and I'll be a very confused combination of the lesbian and the gay dude. Gotcha.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Okay.
I have decided that Lib and Jess may actually be brother and sister.
Which makes it even more creepy, no?
This is why we can't have nice things.
My point.
Alecia, Whinnie, Chenoa (you lovely mom's will appreciate this)
Ahahaha, so true!
Isn't it?
Haha, I love this:
i want to go to san francisco.
I have decided that Lib and Jess may actually be brother and sister.
I don't even.
The guy who kicks his dog has way too goofy of a smile to convince me he kicks his dog. After he cuts his hair he looks much cooler but it's as much due to a less goofy smile as the hair.
Blasty the magic Drone!
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
The guy who kicks his dog has way too goofy of a smile to convince me he kicks his dog. After he cuts his hair he looks much cooler but it's as much due to a less goofy smile as the hair.
I think he looks quite hot in a "I'm your friend's Dad" kind of way.
Street Smart and Wall Street Smart look very camp, even if the latter is a dramatic improvement. The Uno guy still looks like a murderer.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/obad/virginmobilelive/the-22-most-absurd-library-books-you-wont-believe
I meant to post this last week but ran out of time...
I called BS on a couple of these titles and did a little research on Amazon to support my theory. In the end, I was wrong. But it wasn't time wasted--I found this as a recommended book for one of the titles: http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/B005M4AIDI/ref...
I have decided that Lib and Jess may actually be brother and sister.
I don't even.
Yeah, I couldn't even I don't even.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
She said you're siblings. Do you both can't read?
The guy who kicks his dog has way too goofy of a smile to convince me he kicks his dog. After he cuts his hair he looks much cooler but it's as much due to a less goofy smile as the hair.
I think he looks quite hot in a "I'm your friend's Dad" kind of way.
Street Smart and Wall Street Smart look very camp, even if the latter is a dramatic improvement. The Uno guy still looks like a murderer.
*sigh*
This is why we can't have nice things.
Don made me laugh.
Lib and Jess need to just go read that conversation in the mind frame that they are hiding the fact that they are brother and sister from us for personal amusement and then get back to me.
And the men with the hair. Since it keeps getting quoted. Why is the whole world against me, is all I have to ask?
Street Smart and Wall Street Smart look very camp, even if the latter is a dramatic improvement. The Uno guy still looks like a murderer.
I totally agree. With the hot dad's friend thing.
Except Uno guy looks harmless to me. He always looked harmless. I'm worried I'm unable to spot stereotypical looking murderers now.
I didn't think most of them looked bad before hand. The subtitles didn't really fit. Although I do think they look better afterwards because apparently I'm into that kind of lame stuff.
Except for one. My favorite looking guy is the one who left his wife and kids. He looks fun. Not the one who left them breakfast though. He looks boring.
Hahaha... alright... that would be funny.
So many of these are true.
Especially "I'm fixin' to...", "lemme tell yew sumthin'","sheeeee-it", "do what?", and "can you believe that bitch didn't write a thank you note?".
I just noticed that my post ate the video I tried to post up there. Now I just look crazier than usual.
I thought you had just posted in the wrong topic. Then forgot to say something.
I fixed it.
Thanks, mang!
It's what I do. 
So many of these are true.
Especially "I'm fixin' to...", "lemme tell yew sumthin'","sheeeee-it", "do what?", and "can you believe that bitch didn't write a thank you note?".
Are you ready for Christmas?!
Are you ready for Christmas!?
Are you ready for Christmas?!
I'm glad that this is how I found out about the iPad mini.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I have the small Galaxy tablet. I like to pretend it's a giant's phone.
I have a giant galaxy phone and I love it so much.
Hahaa!
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/
Scrolling through this,
Pep: James James! Look!
James: ?
Pep: You should be happy now.
James: ??
Pep: aww. oh. ooohhh! that one is bad.
James: huh???
Pep: What makes you unhappy...?
James:...
Pep: Happy White people???????
James: *light bulb* Oooooohhhhh.
James: That's all I had to do? Vote a black man into office twice? lololololoololololol
Haha that's hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AntJZRA8Jhk
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Scrolling through this,
Pep: James James! Look!
James: ?
Pep: You should be happy now.
James: ??
Pep: aww. oh. ooohhh! that one is bad.
James: huh???
Pep: What makes you unhappy...?
James:...
Pep: Happy White people???????
James: *light bulb* Oooooohhhhh.
James: That's all I had to do? Vote a black man into office twice? lololololoololololol
Why does James hate to see white people smile?
What if celebrities were cholas?
http://izismile.com/2012/03/15/what_if_celebrities_were_cholas_24_pics-1.html
This thing is weird but kinda cool. When I first saw the picture it reminded me of well just watch it I guess.
http://www.rockthepost.com/posts/view/1436/HUSH-from-prototype-to-produc...
Like an asshole -> ∗
Eww Pete nooo
Like a jumping out a vagina ..I guess it depends on what form you have it in.
http://izismile.com/2012/03/15/what_if_celebrities_were_cholas_24_pics-1.html
I love the JGL and Bieber one so far.
I had no idea what cholas were. The more you know.
I never knew chola was a legit word (I only knew cholo) until I saw the Mexican Gangnam Style parody that Frank posted on Facebook yesterday.
I'd like to date my sister's best friends. But they are older and one of 'em's a Magna Cum Laude going to some top law school while the other models regularly. I mean, you really couldn't blame me... I don't think.
Si vis pacem, para bellum