What did YOU find on the Internet today?
Well thanks for the advice. And I think you're right on the out in the open not being so tempting. And I know I would not be putting down my inner most secrets, unless like you said I would be destroying them immediately after. I have written on paper something I wished to get out of my head that was consuming me and set it on fire in the kitchen sink. It did actually get rid of it. But yeah, my inner most secrets will probably never reach paper. I think I'm going to go for it. Like I said, I need the therapy, and I just bought two new notebooks with a new pen. 
Whatever Whore!
Marriage material.


Justin likes a giiiiirllll Justin likes a giiiiiirllll...
That's a person?
Shut up.
Any pics of the front?
This is why we can't have nice things.
It reminds me of the illustrations in the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books.
that almost belongs in the nightmare thread
Somebody had to say it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I Fucking Love Science.
That was really funny however.
That facebook page has led me to investigating on a deeper level many new developments in research and general sciencey stuff, sometimes I post links here in this thread to more interesting things, but nobody ever acknowledges them. 

I'm obsessive enough to be a scientist, I think, but I'm just too damn sexy to be a nerd, you know?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
mmmhhmmm
I'd probably wind up as Ian Malcolm.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Yeah, the I fucking love science crap has been everywhere lately. The web page has made the subject of science seem more approachable, as most people can comprehend a picture, but not tons of information about specific research.

In a Romanian hypermarket.
What is Pret and why is it special?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm assuming it means price or size.
Special prize. 2.5 litres for the price of 2. Coke always comes like that, because 2-litre bottles don't exist anymore.
Gotta get that Obamadrone! Way better than the phone, he's doin more.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Simple entertainment:
Yes, you're allowed to skip through the video.
EDIT_
Since when do I suck at linking to videos?!
A link will have to do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EVwlMVYqMu4
It's because you're using the embed link instead of the page link.
i laughed out loud.

I tried several different things, also the direct link (without the embedded shit), but it still wouldn't show.

I can't believe Nightrious came from there.
Hey, I'm polite. Just not to crack heads and coke fiends and meth addicts and fellow alcoholics and management and teachers and people who buy scratch tickets at variety stores.
Canada is so polite! Unless you meet a grumpy french. Sometimes, they'll scoff and make nasaly noises at you for sounding north american ingles-speaking.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
That's reasonable. They can open their own damn doors.
This girl.






I know her. That's Sandy.
That's because they are.
Hence "marriage material."

Should I be reading those?
This is why we can't have nice things.
At the very least to your daughter. In the dark, obviously.
Flashlight allowed but only one.
That's because they are.
Wow. I knew what I was talking about for once.
15 Scathing Early Reviews of Classic Novels
http://www.flavorwire.com/335428/15-scathing-early-reviews-of-classic-no...
I like this one the best.
On Wuthering Heights: “How a human being could have attempted such a book as the present without committing suicide before he had finished a dozen chapters, is a mystery. It is a compound of vulgar depravity and unnatural horrors.” — Graham’s Lady’s Magazine, 1848
And then I found this just now.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/obad/virginmobilelive/the-22-most-absurd-libr...
The only think I knew about Phil's taste in literature was that he loved Faulkner and hated Baer. The review comparing Absalom to a penny dreadful made me suspect he has a time traveling enemy.
I like how Giraffes? Giraffes! has a space background behind the giraffe.
The Giraffe one looks like it might be a cool book. Not that I have any special affinity towards Giraffes.
this is great.
Prepare for douche-baggery, seriously this guy is a POS. Warning this is sad.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/weather/2012/11/01/ac-tuchman...
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

Si vis pacem, para bellum
I see you and my brother got that adoption approved.
What did you expect after you snipped away my virility?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Expect? I don't like his girlfriend and I do like babies in track suits so all I can say is... mission accomplished.
- Sisters
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I just want him to keep in mind the type of person I was to spend thanksgiving with when he's choosing people to bang.
But I also don't want him to date my friends. Which he does a lot actually and it's gross so I guess Boring Mcbimbo can stay for a while longer.



I've been keeping one since my birthday this year, but I don't write every day. Before that, I had one between the ages of 11 and 16 and wrote a lot.