What did YOU find on the Internet today?
That has been established for a while now.
Is it too long as a signature?
Apparently not.
I meant in eyesore terms.
I like it.
Or, you know, a regular ram's head.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Periods are Satan's work.
I think it says somewhere in Genesis that God did that one.
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That's what they want you to think.
What group was it that believed that the biblical God was a malevolent, deceptive being, while Satan was the son of the true God, trying to bring the true message to light, or something like that? It wasn't Satanists.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Something like that exists?
Yeah. It's a pretty cool idea. I thought it was Gnostics, but I don't know, it's not matching up from what I'm reading. Maybe a particular sect?
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You can add those without the incurable deadly disease.
Gnostics were the fist thing that popped in my head too, but it didn't quite sit, like I am forgetting something.
I know I am forgetting something because time was I could answer that question right off the cuff without questioning.
What if periods are Satan having a bloody nose?
So..wait. Are you sayin Satan is within each of us wimminz?
What would that make babies?
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Devilspawn.
Only if they are female babies.
Born through Satan's nose? They're his snot rockets.
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That ram thing is not much different from the vagina dentata. Or how in movies, portals to hell are always in the shape of vaginas.
I learned all this stuff in a Sexuality and Culture class. Learned all sorts of things in that class. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time in that class. A LOT of vaginas in that movie. Johnny Depp falls into one and dies for God's sake.
Don't we all
I learned all this stuff in a Sexuality and Culture class. Learned all sorts of things in that class. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time in that class. A LOT of vaginas in that movie. Johnny Depp falls into one and dies for God's sake.
That's why I never turn my back on mine.
I learned all this stuff in a Sexuality and Culture class. Learned all sorts of things in that class. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time in that class. A LOT of vaginas in that movie. Johnny Depp falls into one and dies for God's sake.
Tis the way of slashers: stabbed by a knife cock or swallowed by a mouth cunt.
Remember that joke in Elementary school about the king hiding razors in his daughter's vagina and testing three suitors with her over night, where the one who didn't fuck her got to marry her? The next morning he has the three men drop their pants; only one man still has his dick intact. The king says, "You truly love my daughter! You were able to resist the temptation!" And the now prince says, "Aladada", because his tongue is gone and then a pair of raptors emerge from his mouth and the daughter's pussy and massacre the kingdom?
I learned all this stuff in a Sexuality and Culture class. Learned all sorts of things in that class. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time in that class. A LOT of vaginas in that movie. Johnny Depp falls into one and dies for God's sake.
Tis the way of slashers: stabbed by a knife cock or swallowed by a mouth cunt.
Exactly. My final presentation for the class was a 10 minute sketch where two business men are discussing their ideas for the next big slasher pic. All the ideas are really phallic and illustrate concepts learned about in class. I got an A. It's on my YouTube channel.
Baphomet isn't Satan, you nudniks.
This is why we can't have nice things.
He's right! Satan's much prettier.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Which reminds me of the time I really, really wanted to go as that version of Satan for Halloween. I told myself that when I get fit enough (all muscley) that I would. Maybe next year.
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Lib, The Morning Star.
Really though, Lucifer is the latin translation?(was it? maybe another) of the name of the morning star, which is venus, which is the considered by many the representation of woman, which makes a pentagram across the sky and so, there you go.
Lucifer is the light bearer, and the son of god is considered to be the light entering the world.
stands to reason religious things can confuse us quite.
Also, was not satan created to be an adversary? advisory? An advisor.
I am glad I gave that stuff up.
So childish, but I love it! TV hosts (and a friend) kicking random people.
Lucifer is the light bearer, and the son of god is considered to be the light entering the world.
stands to reason religious things can confuse us quite.
Also, was not satan created to be an adversary? advisory? An advisor.
I am glad I gave that stuff up.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-guy-lucifer
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Also.
Gnosticism presents a distinction between the highest, unknowable God and the demiurgic "creator" of the material. Several systems of Gnostic thought present the Demiurge as antagonistic to the will of the Supreme Being: his act of creation occurs in unconscious semblance of the divine model, and thus is fundamentally flawed, or else is formed with the malevolent intention of entrapping aspects of the divine in materiality. Thus, in such systems, the Demiurge acts as a solution to the problem of evil.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Bingo.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I remember reading about a version of things that considered Yahweh as the fallen jealous false creator, and not the highest "unknowable" being.
I want to say it was in the Nag Hammadi library, but I think I was reading that but also some other "lost scrolls" book at the time.
I learned all this stuff in a Sexuality and Culture class. Learned all sorts of things in that class. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time in that class. A LOT of vaginas in that movie. Johnny Depp falls into one and dies for God's sake.
Tis the way of slashers: stabbed by a knife cock or swallowed by a mouth cunt.
Exactly. My final presentation for the class was a 10 minute sketch where two business men are discussing their ideas for the next big slasher pic. All the ideas are really phallic and illustrate concepts learned about in class. I got an A. It's on my YouTube channel.
Link me. I gotsta see this.
Yep. Me too. Link.
A child's skull before losing its baby teeth. I somehow hope this is not real.
Actually, watching this after all this time is kind of painful.
hahhaha!
what´s wrong with you ?
I can't believe how many twenty something year old girls on tumblr are pretending to be so into murder and killing everyone and every thing. Stupid girls. Who actually believes this bullshit? I like bloody death and kill kill kill teeeheeee. Riiiiiight.
I can't believe I took the time to look at anything on tumblr. So lame. It's also spelled wrong, duh.
I'm more amused by the girls wearing pastels and round sunglasses, calling themselves 'grunge'.
haha, that is pretty funny
heh
Maybe soft is the new hard or something, cheerful the new tortured?
I don't think I have ever really looked at tumblr at all.
An American discovering rugby :
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/35702/an-american-i...
With the highlights of the same match :
Snake, eel, earthworm, banana, plantain, pickle, hot dog, spicy sausage, hymen... that made me laugh.
And your friend who got bored halfway through and just started talking in a British accent.
A child's skull before losing its baby teeth. I somehow hope this is not real.
That's horrifying.
i found tips on how to make a dating video:
Did I do something to you? Did I step on your new shoes causing them to become irreparably scuffed? Did I borrow your car to steal an ATM and leave you to take the rap for it? Did I drink the last bit of milk before you woke up? Did I leave the door open, letting all your cats escape into a freedom that they don't know they can't handle? Did I fuck Justin Timberlake last weekend when you were out of town?
If not, stop being such a fucking asshole.
Can I just quote this from now on every time someone is rude to me for reasons I cannot understand?