What did YOU find on the Internet today?

I just assumed that they had a fence or something.

Also, consider the Hyrax.

Oh Hairax

that picture makes it look like some kind of bat-squirrel, even thought it's just the shading that makes it look like it has wings.
it doesn't have wings, right?

Thank you. I have spent the last hour or so looking up these cool creatures and then their relatives.

i'd call shenanagins on that. looks like a shitty resolution picture they used for the box or front or whatever that is. If the kid didn't press down hard on the pencil, like that I fucking love coloring kid, an R could easily disappear.

and then there's photoshop, too. you can make shit disappear on that.

This guy, Rik Lee. He's an aussie illustrator and he's got some great work. I especially love his flash designs. here's an example:

You will never like rainbows as much as this guy. Ever.

I've never seen that posted on here?

The Thin White Duke, nothing else needs to be said

Is turtle clean? Can I just let it roam in my apt with cats?

Well it'll poop wherever it pleases. A lot of times Archie will crap in his water dish. Other than clipping it's nails (which I haven't done) it's like taking care of a rock.

Yeah, no, turtles are not especially clean. And the amount of fecal matter that they produce in relation to bodymass is truly astounding.

What's under that shell? A roughage processing engine, mostly.

Hmm, I've had this turtle five months and have yet to clean his aquarium. I'm sure I'll not clean it until next year. It seems his poop either falls under the wood chips in the tank or he eats it. It's not dirty at all.

I'm a lil' p-nut looking for my jelly. hahaha

Surprise! My cats eat 5 lbs and poop 10 lbs.
But yeah, no turtle for me I guess.
I might get either a snake, a couple of goldfish, or hamsters.

I found the new episode of Dexter, but it's it's really boring so far.

I just watched it. Not the best premier ever, but it certainly sets the tone with Quinn being the new Doakes.

It was boring all the way through. I'm done with the show.

Ugh it had me crying for half the episode but that might'ev been due to persobal isues.

This is pretty sweet. Thinking of upgrading my bars to birch to shave a few grams off my ride. Apparently these are biodegradeable so bonus points there.

from Dwelling Portably, 1990-1999

This is a pretty specific group. I wonder how many people in this town fit the criteria. Via Craigslist. http://austin.craigslist.org/grp/1935331416.html

Gay holistic Scientologist motorcycle club (Austin)

Date: 2010-09-03, 5:04PM CDT
Reply to: comm-zy47b-1935331416@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Are you looking for some new friends? Do you enjoy motorcycles and holistic medicine? Are you Gay and belong to the Church Of Scientology? Then this group is for YOU! We are into our third week of meet ups and things are going great! Be a part of a great group and have some great times taking some great rides with some great people by your side. Join the Gay holistic Scientology motorcycle club TODAY!

There is no such thing as a gay Scientologist. I reckon you've found what the folks at Craigslist like to call a "fake listing".

I'm not sure what the SoC's position on holistic medicine is.

I beg to differ.

You're gonna get sued out of existence for that baseless calumny.

Willful enturbulation. Forces of Xenu.

a gay, holistic-interested, scientology-worshipping biker gang. the hell's angels are gonna love this.

As long as they show respect and don't go three-patch, they should be okay. Most of the 81 would probably ignore them.

Most.

Probably.

imagine the gay holistic scientologist biker's 3-patch. i wonder if they have 1%'ers.

Somehow I wouldn't doubt it for a second.

I would make her shave first though.

This will kill you.

The milk's organic. That makes it health food!

That milkshake would bring me to the yard.

Cue "No Blood For Old Men" schlurpurpurp reference.

Spike wrote:

This will kill you.

I make this really good smoothie that I got the idea from at this hippie organic granola mom smoothie place by the park. Its really good and consists of Peanut Butter, Banana and Apple juice. Good stuff.

India will use monkey security force for Commonwealth Games

When the international sporting event begins next week in New Delhi, organizers will deploy 38 trained langur monkeys to patrol the grounds in an attempt to scare away smaller, stray primates that can roam the streets of Delhi.

Full read here...

I really hate carry around bike locks. A langur monkey would be much more convenient.

Fuck that shit! Moar cake inna cup now!

Just eating the cake wouldn't kill you, so I don't see why drinking it would. Birds do it with worms to feed their babies. and cake is a lot better than eating worms!

There's an ex-helper monkey at the zoo. She's extremely docile and well-organized. She has a little towel where she keeps her monkey stuff (which is tiny stuffed animals and such). She's totally unlike the other Patas monkey, who rips the heads off tiny stuffed animals, and will leap at your face and wants to steal your hat and gloves. They can run at up to 35 miles an hour so there's no escape.

Here's a picture of one, possibly scheming:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Patas_monkey.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.or...

I laughed I losed.