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oh god

now I am imagining the most awful things that could be seen in a 3D porn

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bahahaha

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Ugh, I feel bad for the husband, but then I don't because he's a fool.

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and the baby looks EXACTLY like the male porn star. oh my.

i guess from now on there will be a warning sign that you need to bring you own contraception when watching 3d porn.

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hehe.

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pica wrote:

hehe.

So cool.

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Is it just me, or does this picture invoke all kinds of creepy?

Article that goes with it

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/07/endangered-pandas-need-se_n_793...

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EDIT: wrong thread.

Shut up, I'm tired.

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Ahaha. This made me laugh way too much.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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North Korea scares me. It's much worse than we had it under Communism.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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My wallet says to Watch My Money Disappear

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PGoutis01 wrote:

We're taking a Dave Ramsey course right now and I'm gonna have to share this with everyone at the next class.

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It's true though. If you put money on your card and wait more than 1-2 billing cycles to pay it off - it's just money going into the toilet. It's good for nothing.

Not saying I'm not paying off debt. Just saying, it took me a long time to realize that.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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If I pay mine off on time, I get points for flights. Travel ALL the countries!... eventually.

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I hope sumau guys like this, I put the most work into the third one, and its the shortest. Three video profiles from Occapy ChiNATOcago.

http://freeconcord.org/2012/06/29/profiles-from-occupy-nato/

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What a charming Korean folktale.

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Sudafed must have been invented by this pervert ghost as some sort of roofie.

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Ahaha.

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25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25

1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize that they actually have your best interests in mind or you forgive them for being flawed human beings, you can’t happily enter adulthood with that familial brand of resentment.

2. Kiss someone you think is out of your league; kiss models and med students and entrepreneurs with part-time lives in Dubai and don’t worry about if they’re going to call you afterward.

3. Minimize your passivity.

4. Work a service job to gain some understanding of how tipping works, how to keep your cool around assholes, how a few kind words can change someone’s day.

5. Recognize freedom as a 5:30 a.m. trip to the diner with a bunch of strangers you’ve just met.

6. Try not to beat yourself up over having obtained a ‘useless’ Bachelor’s Degree. Debt is hell, and things didn’t pan out quite like you expected, but you did get to go to college, and having a degree isn’t the worst thing in the world to have. We will figure this mess out, I think, probably; the point is you’re not worth less just because there hasn’t been an immediate pay off for going to school. Be patient, work with what you have, and remember that a lot of us are in this together.

7. If you’re employed in any capacity, open a savings account. You never know when you might be unemployed or in desperate need of getting away for a few days. Even $10 a week is $520 more a year than you would’ve had otherwise.

8. Make a habit of going outside, enjoying the light, relearning your friends, forgetting the internet.

9. Go on a 4-day, brunch-fueled bender.

10. Start a relationship with your crush by telling them that you want them. Directly. Like, look them in the face and say it to them. Say, I want you. I want to be with you.

11. Learn to say ‘no’ — to yourself. Don’t keep wearing high heels if you hate them; don’t keep smoking if you’re disgusted by the way you smell the morning after; stop wasting entire days on your couch if you’re going to complain about missing the sun.

12. Take time to revisit the places that made you who you are: the apartment you grew up in, your middle school, your hometown. These places may or may not be here forever; you definitely won’t be.

13. Find a hobby that makes being alone feel lovely and empowering and like something to look forward to.

14. Think you know yourself until you meet someone better than you.

15. Forget who you are, what your priorities are, and how a person should be.

16. Identify your fears and instead of letting them dictate your every move, find and talk to people who have overcome them. Don’t settle for experiencing .000002% of what the world has to offer because you’re afraid of getting on a plane.

17. Make a habit of cleaning up and letting go. Just because it fit at one point doesn’t mean you need to keep it forever — whether ‘it’ is your favorite pair of pants or your ex.

18. Stop hating yourself.

19. Go out and watch that movie, read that book, listen to that band you already lied about watching, reading, listening to.

20. Take advantage of health insurance while you have it.

21. Make a habit of telling people how you feel, whether it means writing a gushing fan-girl email to someone whose work you love or telling your boss why you deserve a raise.

22. Date someone who says, “I love you” first.

23. Leave the country under the premise of “finding yourself.” This will be unsuccessful. Places do not change people. Instead, do a lot of solo drinking, read a lot of books, have sex in dirty hostels, and come home when you start to miss it.

24. Suck it up and buy a Macbook Pro.

25. Quit that job that’s making you miserable, end the relationship that makes you act like a lunatic, lose the friend whose sole purpose in life is making you feel like you’re perpetually on the verge of vomiting. You’re young, you’re resilient, there are other jobs and relationships and friends if you’re patient and open.

January Nelson [06/25/12]

Done: 2, 4, 7, 11, 13, 14, 17 (got rid of a lot of junk recently, maybe 1/3 of the contents of my room), 20, 21, 22.

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http://io9.com/5924149/sailor-moon-returns-to-tv-next-summer-with-a-new-...

I forgot to post this yesterday but OMG SAILOR MOON IS GONNA BE BACK! Next summer. When I was in elementary school I played with my friends and each of us was a Sailor. Considering I wasn't at all popular, it's surprising that I was in fact Sailor Moon.

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He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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Irina Marina wrote:

25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25

1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize that they actually have your best interests in mind or you forgive them for being flawed human beings, you can’t happily enter adulthood with that familial brand of resentment.

2. Kiss someone you think is out of your league; kiss models and med students and entrepreneurs with part-time lives in Dubai and don’t worry about if they’re going to call you afterward.

3. Minimize your passivity.

4. Work a service job to gain some understanding of how tipping works, how to keep your cool around assholes, how a few kind words can change someone’s day.

5. Recognize freedom as a 5:30 a.m. trip to the diner with a bunch of strangers you’ve just met.

6. Try not to beat yourself up over having obtained a ‘useless’ Bachelor’s Degree. Debt is hell, and things didn’t pan out quite like you expected, but you did get to go to college, and having a degree isn’t the worst thing in the world to have. We will figure this mess out, I think, probably; the point is you’re not worth less just because there hasn’t been an immediate pay off for going to school. Be patient, work with what you have, and remember that a lot of us are in this together.

7. If you’re employed in any capacity, open a savings account. You never know when you might be unemployed or in desperate need of getting away for a few days. Even $10 a week is $520 more a year than you would’ve had otherwise.

8. Make a habit of going outside, enjoying the light, relearning your friends, forgetting the internet.

9. Go on a 4-day, brunch-fueled bender.

10. Start a relationship with your crush by telling them that you want them. Directly. Like, look them in the face and say it to them. Say, I want you. I want to be with you.

11. Learn to say ‘no’ — to yourself. Don’t keep wearing high heels if you hate them; don’t keep smoking if you’re disgusted by the way you smell the morning after; stop wasting entire days on your couch if you’re going to complain about missing the sun.

12. Take time to revisit the places that made you who you are: the apartment you grew up in, your middle school, your hometown. These places may or may not be here forever; you definitely won’t be.

13. Find a hobby that makes being alone feel lovely and empowering and like something to look forward to.

14. Think you know yourself until you meet someone better than you.

15. Forget who you are, what your priorities are, and how a person should be.

16. Identify your fears and instead of letting them dictate your every move, find and talk to people who have overcome them. Don’t settle for experiencing .000002% of what the world has to offer because you’re afraid of getting on a plane.

17. Make a habit of cleaning up and letting go. Just because it fit at one point doesn’t mean you need to keep it forever — whether ‘it’ is your favorite pair of pants or your ex.

18. Stop hating yourself.

19. Go out and watch that movie, read that book, listen to that band you already lied about watching, reading, listening to.

20. Take advantage of health insurance while you have it.

21. Make a habit of telling people how you feel, whether it means writing a gushing fan-girl email to someone whose work you love or telling your boss why you deserve a raise.

22. Date someone who says, “I love you” first.

23. Leave the country under the premise of “finding yourself.” This will be unsuccessful. Places do not change people. Instead, do a lot of solo drinking, read a lot of books, have sex in dirty hostels, and come home when you start to miss it.

24. Suck it up and buy a Macbook Pro.

25. Quit that job that’s making you miserable, end the relationship that makes you act like a lunatic, lose the friend whose sole purpose in life is making you feel like you’re perpetually on the verge of vomiting. You’re young, you’re resilient, there are other jobs and relationships and friends if you’re patient and open.

January Nelson [06/25/12]

Done: 2, 4, 7, 11, 13, 14, 17 (got rid of a lot of junk recently, maybe 1/3 of the contents of my room), 20, 21, 22.

I ran late on a couple of them but i did most of those. Except buy a Macbook Pro. What do i look like, a sucker?

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Technically, I found this on NPR/Snap Judgement on the radio while I was making dinner, but it was such a moving story that I had to find it on the internet, too.

Xiao Xiao

I boohooed but managed not to get any tears in the side salad.

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Dammit. I totally welled up to that.

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Project Unbreakable. http://projectunbreakable.tumblr.com/

Rape survivors photographed with a piece of white cardboard that says the words the rapist had said before, during or after.

The most depressing and what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-the-world-ish was "This is what you get for dropping that cup!" - Dad, on an Indian girl's poster.

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I saw that some months ago, it isn't just rape survivors, but sexual assault in general.

The one that affected the most was one that said "My abuser never said a word".

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Shot this from two different angles, the ruling is pretty ludicrous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGmZD7ylMM

This address does not exist, but its where the court sent the hearing notice to.

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http://pinuprdj.tumblr.com/ gives me the giggles.

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Look what I found on reddit! Guess which one of us painted it. Unless she already posted it on this site, then my bad. Really amazing.

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Melody?

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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That painting was about 25% percent of my motivation to join the cult. I wanted to mingle with all you talented people.

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Rumoured to be by Gianmarco Lorenzi.

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why didn´t they remove the sticker? !

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No idea but that irks me every time I see it on someone else's shoes.

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Who did the painting?

Nobody ever said if it was melody or someone else.

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Oh sorry, yes it was melody. I'm 99.9% sure.

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I think she posted it here somewhere.

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It would seem appropriate.

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Still in love with Ender's Game.


text:
"Dear Peter Wiggin: This letter is to inform you that you have received enough upvotes on your reddit comments to become president of the world. Please be at the UN tomorrow at 8:00 sharp."

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I can't stop laughing at this.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Liberum69 wrote:
Still in love with Ender's Game.


text:
"Dear Peter Wiggin: This letter is to inform you that you have received enough upvotes on your reddit comments to become president of the world. Please be at the UN tomorrow at 8:00 sharp."

The squirrel is a nice touch.

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Cool site with tons of free documentaries.

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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http://slothrop.com/2012/07/20/my-friend-dan-lives-in-a-dark-dark-baseme...

Phil wrote:
When I traveled with Dan to Montreal a couple years ago, the only thing he bought was, of course, nunchucks. That should tell you enough.
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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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