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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:

bahahaha

So glad I don't have that problem after sex....oh and go make me a sammich!

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franc tireur wrote:
Rather accurate :
Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

yeah, these guys seem to know you alright.
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hihihi.
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From: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158259/Awkward-family-photos-80...

And I thought my family's picture was bad.

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I love Awkward Family Photos.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Harry Potter theme played with glasses of water

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There was a post on reddit about Ryan stiles. I ended up watching a video clip for context. Then I ended up watching s bunch of video clips that were mentioned in the comments as being the funniest Whose Line/Ryan Stiles moments of all time. These are my two favorites.

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I love all of those, I think i saw everything on youtube one day when I was 16. Hats or The World's Worst Dating Service is just as awesome.

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I've always enjoyed this.

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NSFW


My new favourite video.

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Irina Marina wrote:

NSFW


My new favourite video.

This was absolutely amazing.

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Fano wrote:
Irina Marina wrote:

NSFW


My new favourite video.

This was absolutely amazing.

That is, was astoundingly beautiful.

I didn't watch it before because of the NSFW. I'm glad Fano quoted it or I wouldn't have at all.

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Man: Shia Labeouf?

Ahhhhhhhhh!!! I saw Shia Labeouf's dong! Gaaaaaah. Must wash eyes. NSFW indeed!

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It's a metaphor for life, people!

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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Wow. That Butter Dance performance piece is kinda impressive. She was taking some hard hits on that floor. I would agree that the theme seems a bit unclear, though.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
Man: Shia Labeouf?

Ahhhhhhhhh!!! I saw Shia Labeouf's dong! Gaaaaaah. Must wash eyes. NSFW indeed!

As far as dongs go, it seemed a fairly normal dong.

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Caligula7 wrote:
Wow. That Butter Dance performance piece is kinda impressive. She was taking some hard hits on that floor. I would agree that the theme seems a bit unclear, though.

It's subjective. I think it says, when you slip in life, you just have to get back up and keep dancing.

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That shit was weird. I get it, but damn. Shia really needed to go waaayyy the other way after all of that Michael Bay muck got on his soul.

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umm,

This is how I feel about that. So Lame. So. lame.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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What in the hell is the Italian Chandelier?

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I feel like Meijer deserves the possessive though. It's Fred Meijer's store called Meijer...

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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wrong topic pete

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I'm leaving it! People can search for what I was referring to. haha

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Alecia wrote:
What in the hell is the Italian Chandelier?

Google tells me it's this...

I mean, I guess if you're into that sort of thing.

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Ewww, some of them are bent. Ouch.

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Ohhhhh, I see! Thanks, mang!

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hahaha christiannymphos

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I really love that picture.

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Yeah, so do I. It's pretty awesome.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Damn Australia, you scary!

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Alecia, your picture makes me wanna cry.

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I'd like to think that's where I'd be if the world was ending.

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Goosebumps.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Tommy Lee posted this on facebook. Granted there are some spelling and grammar mistakes, but I still thought it was awesome.

Tommy Lee wrote:
GREECE
Because we are a small, poor country full of people with big hearts
Because we never visit anyone empty-handed
Because there is no way to tell foreigners the word "Kapsoura" to properly (burning desire for someone)
Because there is still something valuable in Greek families
Because we always do, even if at the last moment
Because we were slaves for 400 years, but never take this as an excuse for our current state
Because we are scattered all over the Planet
Because we have the word "filotimo" (Honor for his friend?) In any other language
Because foreigners, if they can not find a word, use one of our
Because we share our problems and bad times with our friends and family and not with psychiatrists
Because Socrates, Plato and Aristotle were Greeks
Because we invented theater
Because we gave birth to democracy
Because we discovered logic
Because we made the start in the science
Because we are proud of our culture, not our war
Because when we started to make the Parthenon, the others still slept in trees
Because we have all these lights, which have made efforts to create peace through war

Because we see a difference between "eros" (in love) and "Agapi" (Love), while we feel both passionately
Because Eros was a Greek God
Because we gave the curse "Freedom or Death"
Because we already woven leash than any other are still attracted to wolf skin
Because "Greeks do not fight like heroes, but heroes fight like Greeks" (Winston Churchill, 1941)
Because we gave our ancient alphabet to the Romans and our Medieval alphabet to the Slavs
Because we are not ashamed to cry
Because we dance when we are sad
Because we work to live, not live to work
Because 97% of the star names are Greek
Because if we 'brother or cousin "on the road every scream turns
Because our churches are not dark inside full of special lighting
Because our parents do not forget that we exist when we are already 18
Because if we want to get a sun tan, we go to the beach
Because we confront every difficulty with humor
Because the Olympics were born in Greece
As we unite with our Olympic light the world and send the message of peace
Because our sky is blue white
Because 40% of the Oxford dictionary consists of Greek words
Because we know what "Kefi" (joy in the fun?) Means and how to live it.
.....PROUD GREEK SOUL!

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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That is so cool. I wish the Greek weren't in the situation they are now.

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pica wrote:

bahahahaha!

I have to use that excuse one of these days.

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Because you pop out black babies every now and then?

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I mean it doesn't have to be black babies just blame 3D movies/games for something crazy I do.

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it has to be 3D porn movies

otherwise, the excuse is useless