What did YOU find on the Internet today?
What made the first one great was science. Michael Crichton science. Then he was pressured by the entirety of Hollywood to write a sequel (which he really didn't want to), just so they can turn it into a movie. It didn't have that Crichton magic.
There's a reason for that. You can't make a sequel to a story that introduced groundbreaking science fiction with an equal amount of groundbreaking science fiction. It'd either be too ridiculous.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The first one had imagination, dammit!
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
The Netherlands is getting ready for the European Championship (football). 
Already? It starts in 4 weeks. Your team has a tough group, Imke. I root for The Netherlands and Spain, as usual. Spain, because they have pretty much the best players and they play great football, and The Netherlands, because my favourite player is Dutch.
Yeah, we're over excited, I guess. I'm rooting for The Netherlands and if we don't make it, Germany!
Some jackass reading something back in January.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
A friend posted this on Mother's Day.
Some jackass reading something back in January.
Finally.
Jebus Christ!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Yeah. It's a bumper for a film festival.
Reminiscent of that phenomena where you have a bad dream, wake up, describe it to someone else, and realize it's not that scary.
The Cannes Festival starts tomorrow, and they have this wonderful poster. I am directly interested this year, as well, because the Romanian director who won the Palme D'Or in 2007 with that movie about an illegal abortion is competing with another movie this year and it sounds really interesting.
They can have my parenthesis when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.
I use them all the time ( I can't help it!).
Sucks isn't a fucking profanity.
Tell that to my parents when I was a kid in elementary school.
I never knew that some people considered it... rude... until I was in middle school and said it in front of a friend's mom. She gave me a really weird look.
I did once get in trouble for telling my mom to "Shut the... front door." I was angry and the front door was obviously closed so she knew what I meant. I deserved that one.
Chupale.
... Yeah, pretty sure I would've gotten smacked for that.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Yeah but somehow, that's extremely vulgar and pretty sexual while sucks or suck it pretty much never is. I mean, to me. Around me. Among me.
You know what I mean.
First time I got in trouble for swearing was when I called my brother a mother fucker in front of my mother. I was like 8. The kids in my daycare were bad influences. I got the belt for that. That's probably why I rarely swear in real life.
I remember, in third grade, yelling "Aw shin!" during dodgeball in front of the coach, just to see if he would react. He got all mad about it and threatened to call my parents and stuff.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
McKay I think you're shrinking...
I found sadness.
The Forever Alone guy of the ocean.
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/21/science/21whal.html?_r=2
This made me start sobbing. I can't stop. Also, it definitively proves I am pmsing out.
Severely.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
That reminds me of my pictures of Sinatra where I had him wear silly hats or had different faces or silly thoughts.
Obviously, this guy is a lot more creative and artisitc, but I'd like to think I was the innovator.
i knew it reminded me of something !
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/21/science/21whal.html?_r=2
This made me start sobbing. I can't stop. Also, it definitively proves I am pmsing out.
Severely.
Sorry! If it makes you feel any better, some people sleep on this bed.
I found this the other day.
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/21/science/21whal.html?_r=2
This made me start sobbing. I can't stop. Also, it definitively proves I am pmsing out.
Severely.
Sorry! If it makes you feel any better, some people sleep on this bed.
That is awesome!!!!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I'm on the lower end of the chart.
Mines one of the most common birthdays, which kind of makes sense because I have two friends with the same exact birthday. Damn you September!
I join in on damning September! *Shakes fist*
So it is safe to say that people get friskier during the winter holidays than any other time?
My grandparents had five children and every single one of them were born in September. My mom and one of her sisters have the same birthday, only six years apart. People always said that my grandparents really new how to celebrate New Year's eve.
What I'm curious about is that one day in December that's all dark. The only major event around 9 months earlier is...
April Fools Day.
"Oh hey, I stopped taking my birth control / didn't really wear a condom... gotcha!"
But you turned out to be the bestest April Fools joke ever! 
I'd be proud of that title.
Mine is BLACK! 
Alcohol is an asshole that always gets me in trouble.
Haha. Where's the tequila though.
I see this all the time, but I never get tired of it.
Haha, that's awesome.
Frank - I know all of those guys! I didn't realize they talked that way to everyone.
I never had a chat with Tullamore but my fist has had a conversation with a window before.
Because dinosaurs, Mike. Dinosaurs.