This gives me an idea. We should start another section in the forum where we'll hold image fights between Culties. Fite Klub rules apply, so only two people to a fight (1 fight per thread). Others can come in to cheer them on. For instance, I'll start one right now.

Jaz,

I would very much like for you to strike me with as much force as you can deliver.

Dude. I don't even know.

I think it is an optical illusion with the camera. Bose Eisenstein condensates are the only thing I know of that can defy the laws of physics so.

Make the damn thread! Shit is boooooooorrrring around here just now.

This is really simple but has such an awesome effect. Fill a bucket full of water and place it about 5 feet off the ground. Place a subwoofer about 1 foot lower than the bucket. Run a plastic tube from the top bucket down in front of the subwoofer. Tape the tube to the front of the speaker. Then aim the end of the tube to an empty bucket on the floor. Get the water flowing from the top bucket. Now just generate a 24 hz sine wave and set your camera to 24 fps and watch the magic happen. Basically your cameras frame rate is synced up with the rate of the vibrations of the water so it appears to be frozen or still. Now if you play a 23 hz sine wave your frame rate will be off just a little compared to the sine wave causing the water to "move backward" or so as it appears. You can play a 25 hz sine wave and cause the water to move slowly foward.

http://www.volconvo.com/forums/entry863.html

Simple explanations are usually the way it works, in the end.

I like how both of you are naked.

Dammit. Occam's razor saves the day again.

Liberum69 wrote:

Irina: Do not click the link!!!!!

OOF!

We're already getting dirty up in here. Fine.

http://gallery.theawesomest.net/var/albums/motivashun/cuntpunt.jpg?m=128...

Irina, don't click the link?

Aw Yeah Pudgy Kitties

and

Cookie piñata!

Oh my god.

I know!

Irina Marina wrote:

That's kind of upsetting.

This, not so much.

Awww, Hitler cat's reconciled with ginger cat.

Also, that cookie piñata better be real, mass produced, and available at my nearest Mexican market.

Now that I think of it, they seem pretty easy to make.

Bake 2 cookies in the shape of a donkey, bake a hollowed middle section, fill with candy of your choice, then stick the pieces together with chocolate or something sweet that will hold it together.

Maybe. But it's clearly a mule. Look at all that shit it was smuggling.

I laughed way too hard.

Ha, ditto.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! That poor piñata.

Love that kid... It's too bad he probably got beat up afterward. He cried out for El Hombre Araña. He was left unanswered...

" I like parties but I don't like pinatas. They promote violence against flamboyant animals. 'Hey! There's a donkey with some pizazz. Let's kick his ass!' What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did." - Demetri Martin.

That's exactly how I cuddle. By smothering.

Punch catch!

JUDO THROW!

@ Audrey & Lib:

I wouldn't even make it to the toilet.

That would give me anxiety and I wouldn't be able to go so I would have to put my pants back up. Then that would scare me and I would go in my pants.

I was thinking the same thing. Not about going in my pants, but about getting anxiety.

NSFW

Sometimes some blog I follow posts Hello Kitty stuff. This is for Jessica:

Haha... interesting what makes you think of me.

You love Hello Kitty, don't you?

Man, I really hope that butt belongs to at least a 18 year old.

Why can't this be in the States now?

Haaa. I knew I didn't like Ronaldo for a reason... other than his douchebag good looks.

Who here is from Philly?

Want!

AAAAAAhahaha. This is pretty silly.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/miss-travel

"For the low, low cost of 5 blowjobs, you can spend one delightfully awkward week in Rome!"

That can't be real. Geezus...

There is some chatter saying it isn't. Still interesting.

I'll say.