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nathaniel parker wrote:
Isn't Browser the villain from Super Mario Bros.

I'm pretty sure it's Bowser.

Or wait...did I miss a joke or something?

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Maybe Browser is his African-American counterpart?

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Has this been posted?

It was a failure back in the 1970's before it went nationwide. Sadface.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Maybe Browser is his African-American counterpart?

Or his Mexican counterpart.
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Talk about an idea ahead of it's time!

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That shit'd make a mint now.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
http://www.google.com/moon/

and also!

http://www.google.com/mars/


This was awesome. I am obsessed with google earth. I'm a geek.
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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
http://www.google.com/moon/

and also!

http://www.google.com/mars/


This was awesome. I am obsessed with google earth. I'm a geek.

Or a stalker...You can actually see my grandma on the street they used to live on. It's pretty epic. You can see her walking with one of her ever infamous parasols. True Story.

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They've updated it now. You sure it's still there?

Like the new google earth's pics are from not that long ago.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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yeah it's probably not there anymore. i'll check. it would actually be better if my grandma's ass wasn't on there for the world to see though.

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nope she's still there.

Edit:This link should work

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21916+Elaine...

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hahahha. that's great!

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My uncle told us a while back about it. Me and my mom couldn't stop laughing.

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haha nice!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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i was about to post up the street view of my apartments, but then i actually used my brain and decided against it. i wouldn't mind having all you lovely culties knowing where i live, but who knows what sort of creeps hang around here.

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yeah the only reason i didn't mind posting that was because well she doesn't live there anymore and well even the creeps get shot at in that neighborhood.

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hahaha. i wish i could show you all the shitty block of apartments that we live in. the plus side is that there is a massive park across the road. and the sunsets are beautiful.

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audreythirteen wrote:
nope she's still there.

Edit:This link should work

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21916+Elaine...

That's cute!

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'Hey, can you show me where the ladies' room is? I mean, take me there?'
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Apparently there's another one of her at their new place too! hahaha I have to find their address to check it out though.

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Fashion in the 1930s and 1940s :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hab3045/sets/72157600059554066/

Sears & Roebuck catalogue 1938 :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hab3045/sets/72157604410984660/

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audreythirteen wrote:
nope she's still there.

Edit:This link should work

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=21916+Elaine+Ave,+Hawaiian+Gardens,+CA+90716&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.701751,86.572266&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=21916+Elaine+Ave,+Hawaiian+Gardens,+Los+Angeles,+California+90716&ll=33.829036,-118.076355&spn=0.00811,0.021136&z=16&cbll=33.829128,-118.076347&panoid=9zGW-HTJqEo5OGb0yFvYPQ&cbp=12,84.15,,0,23.66&pw=2

That's so awesome.

I went and took a look at my house, the street veiw is from over three years ago in late august maybe september. I can tell by the vehicles in our driveway and that our lawn is completely brown from the heat and forgetting to water. It looks AWFUL! My property is much cuter now. The overhead veiw is from last summer, again I can tell because James brothers truck and car are in the driveway/yard, durring another two week heat wave (over 100 most days, some days up to as hot as 108) and it looks horrible from that veiw too!

Why can't they be pictures from this year!!? Sad

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franc tireur wrote:
Fashion in the 1930s and 1940s :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hab3045/sets/72157600059554066/

Sears & Roebuck catalogue 1938 :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hab3045/sets/72157604410984660/



Tragedy ensued in Dusseldorf after misunderstanding when a child shouted about a new Jamba Juice opening across the street.
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This made me laugh

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This website:

http://www.humanresonance.org/

full of jewels such as this here:

Cellphones OFF - Pyramid Telepathy ON!

Cellphones are wireless communication devices that function on microwaves, while
human mental telepathy uses brainwaves for wireless communication.

No cellphones will connect without a matching frequency, and for the same reason
no two minds will connect telepathically without a matching frequency.

Today cellphone towers are used to regulate the frequencies of BOTH wireless networks
AND our brainwave patterns. Cellphones work with microwaves, but brains DO NOT.

In ancient times giant pyramids were used to regulate brainwave frequencies and
human consciousness by coupling to earth's heartbeat-based resonances.

Synchronized low-frequency heartbeat booming was heard simultaneously at every pyramid
and megalith site in the world, telepathically connecting all minds in all temples.

Over three thousand years ago a cataclysm crashed the collective pyramid telepathy network,
leaving our planet and her sacred temples in a silence devoid of energy.

The pyramid telepathy network will be switched ON with the magnetic reversal of 2012,
as predicted by the ancient pyramid builders themselves, the Maya and the Aztec!

Today's microwaves break the DNA chain and by cancer shorten our lifespan, while
the pyramids' heartbeating of tomorrow will unwind our DNA helix to become a
superconductive ladder to increase human longevity in HHO resonant plasmas.

* * *

Our shortwave physical universe of matter, space and time is fundamentally ordered by an
opposing longwave aspect - the non-physical or antimatter universe of pure energy, vibration.

The nonlinear interaction of short and longwave cycles produces patterns of resonance reflecting
throughout the cosmos in eternal oscillation between resonant synchrony and dissonant entropy.

Human experiencial cycles mirror environmental electromagnetic cycles in perpetual reversal,
from golden ages of collective telepathic consciousness to dark ages of chaos and tyranny.

The pulsed heartbeat of planetary resonance is now synchronizing human consciousness,
the new dimension bleeding through in circles where waters are purified and plasmas spin.
In these hyperdimensional circles we find a completely different set of quantum-physical laws.

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Not as good as the WWII one, but pretty funny none-the-less.

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It's like 100 Phil avatars laughing at me!

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Mang, the Galileo one could have been taken much further. To epicness, even.

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yeah, I know the church is slow to catch on, but I still don't think it took them and hour short of 400 years to reply to him!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
yeah, I know the church is slow to catch on, but I still don't think it took them and hour short of 400 years to reply to him!

That screen shot is from the year 1610. Duuuuuh.

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They had dial-up back then.

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There's only two things I remember. Firefly and the Alamo!!!

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Fuck the Maine!

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Gorram Reavers.

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Tuffy wrote:
Gorram Reavers.

I love you, dad.

Also, this made me laugh until I cried:

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Spike wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/tippexperience

Aw, I made him hug the bear and kiss the bear. Smile

But it wouldn't dress the bear, or push the bear. Sad

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That goat is not a Barca fan.

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rosiemoonjumper wrote:
Spike wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/tippexperience

Aw, I made him hug the bear and kiss the bear. Smile

But it wouldn't dress the bear, or push the bear. Sad

Things that were funny for me:

sings to bear

Strips for bear

chokes bear (the bear got mad and shook a paw at me)

loves bear (romance ensues)

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Everything I put in it either 404'd or came up with some clip that was obviously for some other verb.

ones that don't work:
Licks
Googles
Spies
Bares
Clicks
Tips
Spits
e mails
Duels

Runs leads to something about them being on strike
Pees on/ Votes For leads to the bear raping the hunter.
Operates on leads to them calling each other on cell phones

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finally got one to work. A Hunter erases a bear!

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Tickles the bear!

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eats a bear

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I tried to make the hunter dress like the bear, but it wouldn't do it!

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a Hunter Michael Jackson a bear!!

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Becomes a bear

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Hunter fucks a bear.

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Awesome.

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