What did YOU find on the Internet today?
I know you're talking to me, but it helps if you quote the post you're responding to. If you can't do that, then my offer might have to be taken off the table.
i did it! i did it! thanks lol...i'm new give me a break!
Hooray!
Internet flirting is at an all time high.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
meh. a useful flirt. now i know how to actually use the site and as a plus ( since i was able to click the quote button like the crazy computer genius i am ) his offer is still on the table and i have the option of being "not abstinent" when i decide to visit the corner of my mind...worked out well to my advantage
You can be not-abstinent with me, too.
... just sayin.
I'll just stay abstinent. I don't like middle aged balding men - you know - what everyone on the internet is in real life.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Are you calling me a bald man, Mena?! Are YOU a bald man?!
MY WORLD IS SHAKEN!!!
... just sayin.
awww...everyone is so friendly here hah
That, or desperate.
Hehee
wait? are you saying you have to be desperate to be non-abstinent with me? cause typed words hurt too you know.
wait? are you saying you have to be desperate to be non-abstinent with me? cause typed words hurt too you know.
Oh, in my case, I'm not depserate. I can be totally non abstinent whenever I want. Z, on the otherhad...
Are you calling me a bald man, Mena?! Are YOU a bald man?!
MY WORLD IS SHAKEN!!!
Of course I am. As are you. We are all fat middled aged pedophiles as soon as we log on to teh interwebbs. I thought we all agreed that we are not a beautiful and unique snowflakes. We are the same fat ugly disgusting snowflakes. We are all Bob.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Wait... no one wants to be not abstinent with me anymore?! Is it because I turned into a frog?
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
wait? are you saying you have to be desperate to be non-abstinent with me? cause typed words hurt too you know.
Oh, in my case, I'm not depserate. I can be totally non abstinent whenever I want. Z, on the otherhad...
HOW DARE YOU... be so accurate in your description of me....
I THOUGHT you'd put that in the wrong thread, originally.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I know. I'm thread failing today.
Let me share this to make up for it:
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Anybody looking for a girlfriend?
Well, everyone says my brother would make a damn good Edward look alike. I should hook you guys up.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
honestly thats a badass room i wish i could do the same with hello kitty(mermaid or ladybug) or puca.
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
You know that old timey parable about the 10 blind Indians that are feeling different parts of the elephant?
Someone should write a story about a bunch of blind ethnic people feeling all those different parts of the goat and thinking it was something else.
And now: The out of context news story of the hour, brought to you by Miggity.
5. Testicles of any kind
“I’m not even joking; balls are creamy and delicious. Recently, I found some lamb balls at the butcher, but I’ve cooked deer, calf and goat balls all for surprised, happy dinner guests (albeit, a little timid at first). Peel the sack away, pierce the membrane and roast. Whether you want to them slice and fry the bits is up to you, but their texture is so cloud-like (think sweetbreads, but smoother) and their flavor so mild that they pair well with just about anything. Those lamb balls were the star of a spring salad of beets, beans, shallots and mache. Awesome.”
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Be careful... SHE BITE!!
Every time I see this, it makes my day...
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
So did she leave all those dry erase boards all over the place or what? What kind of place has that many dry erase boards??
Also, I never heard of this HPOA thing before. Is it just pronounced "Hopa" but spelled HOPA or what? I'd think it'd be pronounced something like Hipoa, but that makes it sound like you're calling them a hippo.
"Hoppa" is slang for "half" in Hawaii. It means mixed-race or half-breed. They call all the white people on the islands "haolis" (sounds like "howl-e") The most common usage of "hoppa" is for half-white kids like mine. They are referred to as "hoppa-haolis."
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
I read the last page and a half of this thread thinking it was PA, and thinking it was the most amazing page and a half of PA ever.
Once I realised it was actually Today's Internet Findings, it wasn't quite as awesome anymore, though still pretty badass for what it is.
I seem to be doing this a lot recently, mistaking the thread I am in for another and thinking everyone and all their posts have ascended to an untouchable level of epic.
Me and the internet are not on speaking terms.
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In fact, I'd write a "Dear Internets, you broke my hearth" blog, but I'm a man.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Lol, bitches be crazy. You need to put a smack down on dat azz and make it pay fo' you.
(I was thinking of this while writing that)
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Hahaha!!
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
so did he swallow a button?
also, is that an alien attempting to burst out of the doctor?
DJ your hook-up!
http://going-the-distance.warnerbros.com/djyourhookup/
wait? are you saying you have to be desperate to be non-abstinent with me? cause typed words hurt too you know.
Oh, in my case, I'm not depserate. I can be totally non abstinent whenever I want. Z, on the otherhad...
HOW DARE YOU... be so accurate in your description of me....
hahaha
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
What comic is this? Is it the same as the "GO AWAY JAMES JOYCE" one?
There is hope, but not for us.
>http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=baby+monkeys&FORM=IGRE&qpvt=baby+monkeys#focal=031c55d246bd512b0542b10d4322241c&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.innocentenglish.com%2Fimg%2Fapie%255B1%255D.jpg
I knew It ( monkeys that can fit in the palm of your hand )!!!!
GOD ALMIGHTY....THAAAT SHYYYTTTEEE IS CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTE
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
What comic is this? Is it the same as the "GO AWAY JAMES JOYCE" one?
I think I already posted it, but this one always makes me think of jane
Haha Ludwig, I hadn't seen that before! Love it.
Also, I answered my own question: http://www.harkavagrant.com/
There is hope, but not for us.
deliciousness!!!!!!!!!111
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
Also, I answered my own question: http://www.harkavagrant.com/
I actually had no clue where it came from, I found it on this photo-blog type thing. But, I'm really glad that you figured it out, because I definitely wouldn't mind seeing more of it!
I was specifically thinking of this one:
There is hope, but not for us.
Hahaha! He's such a romantic guy, that James Joyce.
What comic is this? Is it the same as the "GO AWAY JAMES JOYCE" one?
This can not be an interweb comic. they're not stick figures and the writing is good. I refuse to habeeb it!
lightweight! yeahbuddy lightweight!
But seriously - 200 lb dumbbell presses for reps... INSANE!
awesome, thanks! here i was all sad thinking your offer had expired.