What did YOU find on the Internet today?

Rats! I've been outed.

Alright, that is one of the outcomes of "holding the government instead of the individual responsible for everything" attitude we have here. The government fights back with a CYA perspective on everything. While I see the ridiculousness of the government's actions, I also see the ridiculousness of the lawsuit the health department would face if someone got sick from a seven year old's lemonade stand.

The first news article I read this morning was one about her recieving a personal apology from some representative or something... must be getting close to election time.

(VIA FACEBOOK)

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of
debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there
'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room
here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a
Canadian)

Reading the entirity of leviticus years ago was what cleared my head enough to denounce christianity.

http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/

Lots of gems here.

OMG

I can't really add much, because the picture pretty much explains my feelings towards this...

My heart = Broken.

Why can't they just say the Torosaurus is an adult Triceratops? What the hell, we have to take the name of the lesser famous dino?! This won't do.

There is a LOT of naked Burt Reynolds on that site, as well as great 70s slang (Pardon my Swahili!)

Good lord!

The little girl in my heart is also tearing up... This is diffcult to digest... I think as long as pterodactyl is still real I can handle it all.

"All torosaurus specimens will now be reclassified as triceratops, the scientists said."

I have been following this research for a few years now, and what is interesting is that some of the researchers are saying that as many as 60% of the dinosaur species we know of may in fact, be juvenile species of other dinosaurs.

Making the number of unique species that existed far small than previously thought.

this is a wyvern but it cant fly

this is the best picture of leviathan i could find except it doesn't have wings and it has a thousand eyes all over its body .

because I hate you pepper !!!! j/k this actually my favorite dinosaur

well its actually not a dinosaur it didnt reign the wild seas during the jurassic period.By then land masses where already to large for the ocean to contain such lethal beasts. The liopleurodon weighed a 150 tons and was the 25 metric meters long. The second biggest than ever on the face of the earth . Second only to the blue wales because of its girth and wieght but not in length.

I was really sad over it when I first found it. I'm glad I'm not the only one disappointed, I do feel bad for being the bearer of bad news, though...

Hopi, hopi. You must stop messing with my head.

That is one very interesting prehistoric beast.

I like how these boooks don't foist anything upon you. Safety CAN BE fun. It's your choice. Be safe, or whatever.

This is magical.

This cover is a continuation of said magic.

This video is pretty sick!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gD8nV8RlPU&

*Edit*
Finally it worked for me! Huzzah!!!

I'm drunk, but only a little.

no drank funk this evening?

None, even this morning. Looks like I'm behaving or growing up or becoming an adult or some stupid shit like that.

Smartazboy wrote:

Lariviere wrote:

Me and you should go and not be abstinent.

HEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!! you dont need a poster for that !!!

I would switch the soda cans, maybe to Coke Zero or something, just to see what happens.

I dont know if this dancing otter has already been posted, but I could seriously watch that thing all day. It fits with any song, he's just an amazing dancer.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6t8ianKHz1qzl6nao1_400.gif

I don't drink soda. But I would switch it for a real cheap crap beer. Maybe a natty ice.

Beck just gained a few awesome points in my head.

http://www.beck.com/recordclub/

He gets all of his musican friends together, they all get wicked stoned and cover a random album from head to toe in one day.

Some example albums:

Velvet Underground: And Nico
Leonard Cohen: Songs of Leonard Cohen
INXS: Tiny Daggers
Yanni: Live at the Acropolis

awesome.

This is so awesome. Camille posted this on her facebook page.

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-ema...

I think I've heard of it before. But I would just say, "aych oh pee ay" I wouldn't turn it into a word.

nathaniel parker wrote:

trueposer wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/v/FmiS0RNNp28&hl=en_US&fs=1

I give up trying to display anything... My computer seems to not like cooperating with this website.

Step 1- Get web address of video, copy

Step 2- Click video button.

Step 3- 1. Paste web address, 2. Press submit button

Step 4- Hit Post Comment
Step 5- ?????
Step 6- Profit!

Like so:

Do you need a job? Too bad you don't live down here cause I'd hire you for here? I do this shit all day long.

I gotta admit. it only took me at most 3 minutes to do all that.

sorry...too soon?

i guess i'm trying to promote sex and make fun of religion. its what i do...

it's what everyone does. Just once I'd like to see someone make fun of sex and promote religion.

everybody makes fun of everything....fuck religion

Smartazboy wrote:

Lariviere wrote:

Me and you should go and not be abstinent.

I stand by this proposal.

Awww yeah Frank. GET HER!

Mckay, your avatar cracks me up.

It looks like it croaked.