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matthew.odonnell
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hang on. isn't detroit on the east side, and oakland is on the west side? i'm confused.

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Detroit's in the middle, but I suppose you could call it the Oakland of the great white north.

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my geography is shotty at the best of times, but that just confused me because i know mckay lives in oakland, and i know that's near san fran, and i know that's in california (right?) which is on the west coast, but then Pete said he knew the place or something. shit. i'm just confusing myself more now.

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The title of the video is like "Fight in Oakland" or something like that. I'll look when I drive by the smog place and make sure I'm not lying.

I'm a dirty liar sometimes.

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MiggityMcWilly wrote:

I'm a dirty liar sometimes.


aren't we all?
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Detroit's and Oakland's African American culture is very similar. I know this because I have been to/ been lost in Oakland and I (for some insane reason) have only dated guys from Detroit for the last 18 years and have therefore seen countless hours of videos and heard countless hours of stories. And yes, Oakland in is CA and Detroit is in Michigan, otherwise known as the Midwest of the US.

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Cities aren't really the Midwest. Kind of like how cities aren't really the South.

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I. can't. stop. laughing. maniacally.

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What does me wanting to jump the joker's bones say about me as a person? Does that make me Batman? That purple suit just turns me on.

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You like it because it looks like a zoot suit and our people can't help but be attracted to that.

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So apparently Keanu Reeves is sad...

And the world is really enjoying it:

And then again:

Okay, so I admit they make me laugh.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
my geography is shotty at the best of times, but that just confused me because i know mckay lives in oakland, and i know that's near san fran, and i know that's in california (right?) which is on the west coast, but then Pete said he knew the place or something. shit. i'm just confusing myself more now.

Traveling.

I live in Michigan. About 20-30 minutes from Detroit.

Oakland is California.

But I visited California years and years ago.

But honestly - you could have said that video was filmed in Detroit and it would have tricked me. The ghetto chicks in the D act just like that... about everything.

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matthew.odonnell
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america is funny.

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Smartazboy wrote:
You like it because it looks like a zoot suit and our people can't help but be attracted to that.

Yes, that makes perfect sense.
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This really shouldn't be funny. But I can't stop laughing.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Wow.

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What ARE you scared of!?

Find out now at: http://www.phobiaguide.com/

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This monkey is making a frog give him oral goodness! I swear this video will change your life!!!

http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/monkey-has-his-way-with-a-frog/

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Leave it to the Germans to make that whole 2 girls 1 cup thing worse.
Much, much worse!
Church of Fudge NSFW

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Leave it to the Germans to make that whole 2 girls 1 cup thing worse.
Much, much worse!
Church of Fudge NSFW

i'm so glad i can't understand a word they are saying. if only ones eyes saw in different languages.

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My boyfriend made me click it. I regret it.

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Spike wrote:
In the 20s in India, there was a leopard that started eating people. The villagers started staying in at night so they wouldn't be eating by the leopard, and the leopard started BREAKING THROUGH WALLS to eat people. Some British guy shot the leopard, eventually, after 125 people were killed and they found out the leopard was old and had dental problems and for him breaking through walls and eating people was just easier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_of_Rudraprayag

The same leopard hunter killed another leopard who killed 400 people after he was injured by another leopard hunter and was no longer able to hunt:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_of_Panar

India during the British occupation would have been something else. Also, they built a GIANT HEDGE to separate the country for the purposes of taxing salt. Also opium.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Hedge_of_India

Ghost and the Darkness????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ghost_and_the_Darkness

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No, those are lions. Lions are good at killing but they usually have a bunch of other lions to get their back.

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audreythirteen wrote:
What does me wanting to jump the joker's bones say about me as a person? Does that make me Batman? That purple suit just turns me on.

It doesn't make you Batman, it makes you Harley Quinn!

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Also, Ghost & Darkness were from Africa, not India.

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heh.

ZOMG!

Can't tell if this is photoshopped or not.

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matthew.odonnell
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oh, man, that soccer one is so cool.

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That kitty is cracking me up standing on his hind legs and backpedaling like a little Lyoto Machida

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" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA

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XXXXXXtreme kitty rassling!!!!!

aaawwwww someone was put in retirement

sadly this kitten died shortly after a catnip overdose ....its a hardlife on the extreme kitty circuit.

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Literal ROFL!

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Spike wrote:


We've done some investigating and found out the man in question was a member of the Bloods. But it looks like today....

...he joined the Crips.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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http://www.youtube.com/v/FmiS0RNNp28&hl=en_US&fs=1

I give up trying to display anything... My computer seems to not like cooperating with this website. Annoyed

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It might be the user. Did you click on the little film button and try placing that link address (that youtube provides when you click the share box under the video) in the box? You don't need the entire html tag in order to link videos here.

Here is your video using the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmiS0RNNp28v address.

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trueposer wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/FmiS0RNNp28&hl=en_US&fs=1

I give up trying to display anything... My computer seems to not like cooperating with this website. Annoyed


Step 1- Get web address of video, copy

Step 2- Click video button.

Step 3- 1. Paste web address, 2. Press submit button

Step 4- Hit Post Comment
Step 5- ?????
Step 6- Profit!

Like so:

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nathaniel parker wrote:
trueposer wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/FmiS0RNNp28&hl=en_US&fs=1

I give up trying to display anything... My computer seems to not like cooperating with this website. Annoyed


Step 1- Get web address of video, copy

Step 2- Click video button.

Step 3- 1. Paste web address, 2. Press submit button

Step 4- Hit Post Comment
Step 5- ?????
Step 6- Profit!

Like so:

This is just fucking hilarious to me.

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You're a better man than me, Nate, for doing all that.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
hang on. isn't detroit on the east side, and oakland is on the west side? i'm confused.

Matty needs a map.

I know where New Castle is, now shame on you for not knowing our areas. shame shame. You have all of google at your lesiure, my friend. tsk tsk tsk.

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it's Newcastle. one word. shame shame shame shame shame shameeeee!

and besides, my american geography is slowly getting better. slowly. i was never good at geography though.

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I love Geography. I would have sex with all these Geography.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
trueposer wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/FmiS0RNNp28&hl=en_US&fs=1

I give up trying to display anything... My computer seems to not like cooperating with this website. Annoyed


Step 1- Get web address of video, copy

Step 2- Click video button.

Step 3- 1. Paste web address, 2. Press submit button

Step 4- Hit Post Comment
Step 5- ?????
Step 6- Profit!

Hey guys I do do that!!! It must be my computer or browser or something because it always just shows up blank!

Just like a few days ago I couldn't log on for a few days and the site told me that even my email was invalid.

I suppose it's just me though and I guess I'll just have to live with posting the links up instead of the pictures / videos on the tool bar.

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It's because you're trying to post the link to the huge ass HD one.

Just go to the main youtube video on the page and the link that is on the top of the screen - in your browser - use that one.

Just like Nate is showing.

Again - DO NOT USE THE BIG ASS HD VIDEO URL. That's why it's not working.

I've been able to get every one of your videos to post. Just not with the links you provide.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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that was a pretty damn good tutorial by Nate though. i think i'm going to save it for use later.

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http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2010/08/06/or.lemonade.stand....

Apparently the government even needs to get their hands on a little kids lemonade money.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2010/08/06/or.lemonade.stand.shutdown.kgw.html

Apparently the government even needs to get their hands on a little kids lemonade money.


That's 2010 for you. Sad
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Today, I learned the answer to something I've always wondered.

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I know I commented on your facebook - but I love that video. The leopards or jaguars or whatever are hilarious.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.