What did YOU find on the Internet today?
That "Our Valued Customers" comic is great.

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That is so creepy.
yeah that video was freaking me the fuck out. I could feel my lungs collapsing inside of me as I was watching him go deeper.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh my freakin' god...
So you wanna be like Dexter? Try this out!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/439144
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So you wanna be like Dexter? Try this out!
You can turn him into Swiss cheese and he doesn't even die.
EDIT: It also misses the concept of torture. The whole point (given, of course, that the torturer is a sadist) is to inflict maximum pain over a long period of time.
You dont kill someone slowly with an AK-47.
That is horrifying. Just the name of it makes me want to puke. The fact that there are people that want to play it makes me remember why I don't leave the house.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
You can. It takes patience and skill.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I wouldn't think those people leave their homes very much.
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Is that a card that you're supposed to cut out and keep in your wallet or something?
"shewing" FTW.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Daddy's not nuts, just gay.
Give the poor guy a break. He hasn't been able to go to the club since the youngest one was born. I can relate.
Besides, I do pretty much the exact same thing when my kids start singing that song. That's pure pop-candy right there. Listening to it too many times can actually give you diabetes. Perfect pop-music! I defy any human being to listen to that song in its entirety and not sing along, dance, or at least sway gently. Haha.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
Goddamn. This guy is great.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

That is so adorable.
I thought this was funny.
http://horror.break.com/watch-the-exorcist-girl-whip-her-hair-back-and-f...

tide: thank you yt for spoiling what song was gonna play



did he do it this year? Where's the videos of that?
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GIGA PUDDING. It's a kit that enables you to make large volumes of pudding (pudding mix + bucket). They sell it in toy stores in Japan because they're different like that:
Looks more like a shitty flan.
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Redundant post is redundant.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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I call this "dancing".
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's good to see The Dude is alright after all these years.
NSFW for profanity
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Redundant post is redundant.
I would agree, but there's one exception. You haven't had my grandma's flan.
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I am open to the idea than yummy flan exists. The ingredients are there.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Who knew Liberum69 was Messican?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I did.

I did too. But he's more of a Messy-can
Well, sure, you guys seen him at the meetings.
This is why we can't have nice things.
But you wouldn't be able to tell from looking, not since I stopped dressing all fronchie.
Speaking of which, I'm not at all flattered by Urban Dictionary's description of fronchies, although it may be slightly, if not entirely, accurate.
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Fronchie?

Basically the Texas/Chihuahua equivalent of a guido.
"Fronchie" is derived from "frontera". They're Mexicans who style their hair into faux hawks, wear puma shirts/track jackets, tight jeans with Aldo shoes or tattered jeans with cowboy boots, always speak spanglish, and are usually loud and obnoxious wherever they are, and worse when they're in groups. I don't know if their style has changed since my day.
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Ha, awesome.


Speaking of which, I'm not at all flattered by Urban Dictionary's description of fronchies, although it may be slightly, if not entirely, accurate.
I always see these Fronchie types now I know what to properly call them, thanks Lib.
Just make sure to pronounce it "fronchi", with a Mexican accent, even when saying it in English. 
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Aaah, I've been doing more research. After typing it out, I realized it would be spelled "fronchi" in Spanish, despite the fact that we who live on the US side of the border spell it "fronchie". So after looking up "fronchi" on google, there's an alternate definition for the term (with better grammar) on Urban Dictionary:
So, I guess when you spell it "fronchie", you're referring to those that behave in the way previously described when they decide to venture across the border to check out that new bar (to have a better chance of going out without getting shot or kidnapped). But it's spelled "fronchi" by other Mexicans to refer to those from that specific state.
I guess the term "fronchie" is rather esoteric. We El Paso youths used it to refer to guys from Juarez who fit in a certain profile/clique.
EDIT: I guess a student made an interview about this particular subject. (by the way, I actually attended Cathedral High, a private all-boys school, meaning guys from Mexico could come and have an American education there)
http://www.nmsu.edu/~frontera/old_1996/jun96/1jun2196.html
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his cute diaper butt. even worse.
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