What did YOU find on the Internet today?
GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS
I am going to watch this gif religiously until the actual episode in the hope that maybe it helps me deal with my fear.
“Kingslayer?” he heard Brienne say, astonished.
“Jaime.” He uncoiled, flinging the sand at the bear’s face. The bear mauled the air and roared like blazes.
“What are you doing here?”
“Something stupid. Get behind me.” He circled toward her, putting himself between Brienne and the bear.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/19/17370830-ohio-school-shooter-...
"This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you."
Ohio moving up on Colorado and Florida there.
In Florida it's less shootings and more pedophilia.
I found this.
with thanks to mika's facebook
Posing with animals is so much fun.
It took me a while. I have a squeaky clean mind.
yeah, me too, but once recognized it's hard to ignore.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tfs86/
I feel like these freaks are competing now to be the most outrageous spree killer. Spree killers are the new serial killers. I remember when i was young, that's all you heard about. Someone's yard being dug up because of dead bodies or some serial killer on the loose. Now it's these socially retarded lunatics that can go wild at any second. Much scarier.
It took me a while. I have a squeaky clean mind.
I took me three seconds.
I should scrub my mind.
It took me a while. I have a squeaky clean mind.
I took me three seconds.
I should scrub my mind.
It's a carrot!
A pink carrot.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
It took me a while. I have a squeaky clean mind.
I took me three seconds.
I should scrub my mind.
I thought it looked like an Oddish. I have the childishest mind.
Thank you.
Facebook owes me $190!
http://scan.thepoweroffacebook.com/scan/result/id/A9E57F46-BA39-463C-95D...
And to find out what Facebook owes you:
http://scan.thepoweroffacebook.com/#
$133
That seems like chump change considering how long I've been doing their marketing for them...
Don't argue with rugby !
I hesitated to put it in the Fitness thread, but the fun and cring factors took precedence :
And that's why I hesitate to workout at co-ed gyms.^
Ludwig, I love gym fails! I get stuck on youtube watching them for hours.
183 for me.
Pica reminded me of...
What every Punisher movie should have been.
Now I know the difference between nerd and hipster.
I'm a true nerd. I love music, film, books, science and stuff like that. Heart on my sleeve and all that.
* sorry, deleted pointless rant. Didn't even make sense, because I meant to write dork instead of geek. Wait, none of that matters. I'm shutting up now.
John Green is like the greatest thing ever.
Apparently facebook owes me $198. Probably because I've been a member since 2004. I also answered how often I use it based on the majority of the past nine years rather than recently.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Now I know the difference between nerd and hipster.
I'm a true nerd. I love music, film, books, science and stuff like that. Heart on my sleeve and all that.
* sorry, deleted pointless rant. Didn't even make sense, because I meant to write dork instead of geek. Wait, none of that matters. I'm shutting up now.
I love this quote. It is awesome. And I definitely relate to your before and after edit rant.
But it reminded me of this:
Really? Thanks Amber, it's my personal opinion. My jibberish rant. Silly brain.
A gift for you.
enjoy.
oh yummy.
ha
I understand his soul.
The more you knerd.
Indeed.
I love this whole Facebook Owes Me thing. "I've been using your free service for XX years. Pay me!"
Just wait til they bill you all retroactively for the messaging service and the picture hosting and all that.
As the only one here who has ever cashed a check from Facebook, I got quite the chuckle from it.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I want the Buy Me Brunch shirt.
I really want Hunter's "Polite as Fuck"
As the only one here who has ever cashed a check from Facebook, I got quite the chuckle from it.
Now how do you know that is exactly true?
I mean. I haven't ever cashed one. But maybe I had. I never said I hadn't before. 
<3
I have never watched The Jonathan Ross Show, but this is great:
I love this whole Facebook Owes Me thing. "I've been using your free service for XX years. Pay me!"
Just wait til they bill you all retroactively for the messaging service and the picture hosting and all that.
As the only one here who has ever cashed a check from Facebook, I got quite the chuckle from it.
I don't actually believe they owe me anything, the whole idea is silly. I just checked what it said because I was bored.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
ditto.
I found a picture of a pussy photoshopped on a cat's face but I assume nobody wants to see that.
I love Jonathan Ross, but I don't get to watch him as much as I'd like.
I love this whole Facebook Owes Me thing. "I've been using your free service for XX years. Pay me!"
Just wait til they bill you all retroactively for the messaging service and the picture hosting and all that.
As the only one here who has ever cashed a check from Facebook, I got quite the chuckle from it.
I didn't realize someone would actually take it seriously. *Shakes head*
Thank you.
Apparently a lot of folks are up in arms about Facebook "making money off of them."
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Tuffy, that is a refreshing way to look at it. Yeah, they get tons of advertising through our fb pages, but we get lots of free service.
Freedom isn't free.
I m not sure *Freedom isn't free* is the right saying to use here.
My old bestie buddy did this. Filmed, edited and scored it.
Just sent it to me today. Man, he never gets a big break. I hope he gets to do exactly all the things he wants and needs, because he works hard and has a beautiful mind.
Billy is one of the best folk I ever met. We used to be in same classes. Kinda the class favorite for teachers and students, all around nice guy.