What did YOU find on the Internet today?
Uh, I think you've gotta couple of people to consult before this proposal. Yeah, you didn't agree to your previous engagement with Amber and me, but, still... you didn't disagree either.
She' breaking my heart. I'ma cry. Hold me.
I'm sorry! I forget how sacred marriage is. I meant to say... Fano, will you let me have your baby? Nothing serious. It's how I show my appreciation to people who do neat things on the internet.
it´s so lovely.
I love it. I hope it also accepts my offer and lets me have its babies.
I'm sorry! I forget how sacred marriage is. I meant to say... Fano, will you let me have your baby? Nothing serious. It's how I show my appreciation to people who do neat things on the internet.
Whatever you want, Jess. I'd be more than happy to give you my seed. Nothing serious.
I'm pretty sure I posted this like two years ago but it's relevant again.
That's so fucking amazing.
This is amazing.
I choked when Renly pulled that apple out of nowhere
Hey! Daenerys is played by Ashly Burch from Hey Ash Whatcha Playin! As for the video itself, personally once you get the one joke (it's Game of Thrones at school) it got kind old for me.
We're having wolffish for dinner, and this is apparently what it looks like:
Hope it tastes better than it looks.
That thing is terrifying.
But you should eat it. Before it eats you!
Uh, I think you've gotta couple of people to consult before this proposal. Yeah, you didn't agree to your previous engagement with Amber and me, but, still... you didn't disagree either.
She' breaking my heart. I'ma cry. Hold me.
Once upon a time she loved me above all others. I think we're going to have to just cut Jessica off.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
No more lobster for her.
You know for like a year, I though that whole joke about asking new people if they want lobster was code for anal sex. Then I said it out loud and Phil (he was the only one who said it then) was like, "What the fuck? No. No."
I have no idea why I thought that. But I said it with a lot of authority.
It's not?
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You perv.
I just thought people were being friendly.
I mean, who doesn't like lobster? And on a first date? You can find out a lot about a person and their values based on how they respond to being offered/given lobster. 
Excuse me...
YOU PERVs
Plural
I only thought the anal sex thing after being here for a while. When Phil said it to me the first time, I thought he was trying to gross me out since I mentioned I had just read Survivor and it has a lobster scene in it. So did not want a piece of that, no thank you.
The lobster is whatever you want it to be, I guess.
Zometimes... A lobzhter is just a lobzhter, yes?
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I've never had lobster - the crustacean.
(She's had anal sex.)
It was never a secret.
Lobster seems like a lot of work. You have to melt all that butter and I just don't have time for it.
Hope it tastes better than it looks.
It did. Yum!
That fish looks like a straight up gangsta. It even has tear drop tattoos around its eyes.
I'm glad you ate him, Imke. Look at him. Packing those teeth. You just know prison did nothing but make him more violent.
STILL, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE, JESSICA?
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I didn't know this.
(It wasn't me.)
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It all makes sense now.
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It looks like me and Kevin's old house burned down recently. He passed away in October 2008 at mid 30s in his sleep-a side effect from a type of flu virus that enlarged his heart. It still doesn't seem real. Reality is perception. I know he's somewhere. Energy only changes form. That's science. I'm on my 100th passage on his tribute blog today.
I have a headache from crying and crying and crying. He was/is the love of my life. And I, his. But we moved on anyhow. He got married and I went back to my disgusting ex(boyfriend before Kevin). Because love is tough and overwhelmingly beautiful/scary (like watching a real tornado come at you and standing your ground) and we were wusses. Fuk. I'm so angry and sad right now.
Kevin said he knew it was me calling, even years after we broke up, before he picked up the phone. *The hairs on his arms and neck stood up, like electricity was in the air. That's how he told me, he knew it. The feeling he always got when I called. And he said he was so happy to hear me. He stopped his first wedding after one phone call from me. It was THE connection of a lifetime.
I may do something drastic this week. Something life changing. It's been a long long time. But something inside says I need this or I may as well sleep walk my life away.
This is an early entry to Kevin's tribute:
Day Seven
One day, we were at the mall, you were driving around the parking lot. The radio was on some local station playing jazz. A song came on, and I went crazy and made you turn it all the way up. I had never heard anything like it before. And you stared at me and pulled over. I thought you were just being nice.
But you said, this is why I love you.
You said, oh my god this song is perfect, the horns and arrangement. We both hunched over, got still as stone, and hung on to every note. It felt like we were eavesdropping on something personal. Something we had to steal away. And whispered that we had to find out who the artist was. We scrambled for pen and paper to scribble the information down. And scribble we did. Then, I vowed to find it. But you did.
You found it months later after scouring the stores, I think you ended up special ordering it (I can remember how the song goes, but I can't remember the artist. It was an instrumental with trumpets. And a minotaur on the front, creeping through a fog on the cover. I put it in storage, when I didn't see you anymore. It broke my heart to see it, or play it. So I put it away, like an adolescent parting with childhood is driven to put a favorite doll in the attic). You found it. You stood in the living room of yr upstairs apartment off of Lee St. You gushed, I've got a surprise for you, babe. You're gonna love it. And it was still in the plastic wrap. You were so excited, but you had waited to peel off the seal and play it, you wanted me to unwrap it in front of you. You said, hurry up!
You gave it to me as a present. And we shared it.
This is why I love you.
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goeth
Oh Sema... That must have been terrible. Hug!
I'm sorry you're having such a rough time, Sema. I hope thinking about it stops being so painful at some point.
You're the neediest drunk ever. I mean, I don't know how delicious you would be compared to Imke's wolf fish dinner. There's room in my heart for both of you though, really.
That made me have way too many feelings and I need to go back to bed before I cry. It's 8:30 am. Not cool, man.
Everyone should have someone like that in their lives at least at one time, even if it doesn't last. the world would be a better place.
Oh my god. You guys understand. Of course you do. I love you guys. Thank you guys for being exactly who you are.
Irina, you hugs are welcome.
There needs to be a lopsided smile icon. Like melancholy, half-into-it smile.
Getting a grip and feeling better. Thanks for listening. I was so worried you guys would think I'm nuts and blabbering too much about feelings.
That's all.
Hang on little Tomato.
I averted the topic cuz I'll end up blabbering about feelings and stuff myself. I'm not ready yet.
You're the neediest drunk ever. I mean, I don't know how delicious you would be compared to Imke's wolf fish dinner. There's room in my heart for both of you though, really.
that couldn't POSSIBLY be the neediest drunk thing someone has said to you.
That's not even the neediest drunk thing *I'VE* said to you.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Roller Derby, football, base ball, hai lai! One sport. Yes.
I hate these emails and i wonder who the hell actually falls for them.
BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted mehaha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dontwanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo AdrianaFREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> HTTP://AdrianaLiveCams.com
Damn she sounds really interesting, likes the outdoors and socializing. I hope her computer doesn't freeze up with her in an unflattering position while you chat with her, since she has so much trouble with it.
You might never get her phone number so you can help her move then!
Dude. She's into you.
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You, should, like, give her your number. aka your credit card information.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
http://www.upworthy.com/genius-inventor-cracks-secret-of-trees-to-harnes...
This kid is great.
I know an Adriana and she'd never slut it up on webcam. At least not a public one.
Uh, I think you've gotta couple of people to consult before this proposal. Yeah, you didn't agree to your previous engagement with Amber and me, but, still... you didn't disagree either.
She' breaking my heart. I'ma cry. Hold me.